View Full Version : I met the girl that created the hamburger bed last night


Brute Squad
01-25-2009, 07:30 PM
I asked if she'd had any boys over to give it a go and sadly she had not.

Mmmm, Delicious Sleep: The Hamburger Bed - Geekologie (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/mmmm_delicious_sleep_the_hambu.php)

duovamp
01-25-2009, 07:34 PM
Did you ask her if it'd be pretty funny if she died in a grease fire?

Trotskilicious
01-25-2009, 07:37 PM
shut up fascist

wHATcOLOR
01-26-2009, 07:16 AM
was she hot

The Jesus
01-26-2009, 08:01 AM
I wonder if her sex parts smell and taste like a hamburger.

carapatricia
01-26-2009, 10:18 AM
I asked if she'd had any boys over to give it a go and sadly she had not.

Mmmm, Delicious Sleep: The Hamburger Bed - Geekologie (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/mmmm_delicious_sleep_the_hambu.php)

Why didn't You didn't help her christen it?

killtrocity
01-26-2009, 10:22 AM
EXTRA MAYO ON THE PLEASE

Brute Squad
01-26-2009, 11:14 AM
She's the girl in the first picture on the website. Total ditz though.

ravenguy2000
01-26-2009, 11:23 AM
I wonder if her sex parts smell and taste like a hamburger.

why is that not normal

agenda suicide
01-26-2009, 11:33 AM
I had no idea there was a hamburger bed

AndySlash
01-26-2009, 11:39 AM
Total ditz though.

no fucking way!!!

Brute Squad
01-26-2009, 11:58 AM
Yes way Ted

duovamp
01-26-2009, 12:03 PM
I wonder if her sex parts smell and taste like a hamburger.

They do on every woman.

The Jesus
01-26-2009, 12:15 PM
Man, I must be hooking up with some dirty women.

killtrocity
01-26-2009, 05:03 PM
fish = bad

hamburger = good







sour milk = bad :(

The Jesus
01-26-2009, 05:18 PM
What about chicken that's been left out in direct sunlight for a few hours?

Nimrod's Son
01-26-2009, 06:38 PM
tinwop

Brute Squad
01-26-2009, 11:31 PM
what, you couldn't click a little link<br><br><br><img src=http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/14/burger-bed-1.jpg>

ryan patrick
01-27-2009, 12:57 AM
does she lead off conversations with "so i invented the hamburger bed..." or did you just happen to be a huge hamburger bed fan

duovamp
01-27-2009, 01:12 AM
What about chicken that's been left out in direct sunlight for a few hours?

Depends on the seasoning.

I'm Hardcore
01-27-2009, 02:47 AM
Depends on the seasoning.

you are disgusting

Sonic Johnny
01-27-2009, 05:33 AM
They do on every woman.

i hate to be the one to tell you this, duovamp, but those females you sleep with aren't technically classified as "women" yet.

Nimrod's Son
01-27-2009, 12:35 PM
what, you couldn't click a little link<br><br><br><img src=http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/14/burger-bed-1.jpg>

the chick, not the bed numbnuts.

pale blue eyes
01-27-2009, 01:55 PM
That thing must be a bitch to wash.

duovamp
01-27-2009, 02:43 PM
i hate to be the one to tell you this, duovamp, but those females you sleep with aren't technically classified as "women" yet.

Look, all I know is as long as it doesn't taste like an Angry Whopper I'm happy.

Nothing/everything
01-27-2009, 02:47 PM
a lot of strange stuff going on at geekologie.com

Shallowed
01-27-2009, 02:52 PM
That thing must be a bitch to wash.

Man, I must be hooking up with some dirty women.

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