i hate this feeling

I take it that it wasn't a clean wipe?

show shower every time you shit? do you also shave to stick with the three s's?

Show shower? what?

I meant to type so do you shower, but it came out show shower. I'm not sure how long it would have taken me to notice if you hadn't pointed it out.

I know a lot of people that do the naked crap...and then hop into the shower directly after.

wtf

I would love to shit then shower, but we have no hot water :(

you shower after every dump!?

you're a disgrace to the hippy name JB. you're not even supposed to wipe.

Haha I've never really imagined a girl doing the shit then shower routine. It is not a pleasant picture.

i am perfectly comfortable dropping a deuce and then going about my business sans shower. what's the big deal?

I think most people are Caine.

Maybe ****** has really messy shits...dude. You need to eat more fiber.

I guess it depends what your crap was like....sometimes you just feel more confident after a quick shower.

I mean I've had shit disasters before when I have diarrhea but goodness. a big solid loaf doesn't send me running to the shower

actually i've found the more solid the loaf the less you have to wipe

precisely.

I'm mainly talking about shitting to make yourself feel better [upset tummy etc], and a nice hot shower goes perfectly with that.

I take it that it wasn't a clean wipe?
if theres shit on the floor, do you clean it with a broom or a mop?

also, the internet just went out here at work. i work for an isp. fucking fabulous.

Do you miss the toilet a lot, JB?

if theres shit on the floor, do you clean it with a broom or a mop?


just hang your butt over the sink and have at it.

so I think this is an appropriate thread to tell my story in. last night I forgot to eat dinner, and finally at like 1 decided to make a frozen pizza out of pure laziness. well later on I felt like I was gonna vomit, so I run to the bathroom. I end up vomiting, and what do ya know.. the pizza hadn't been digested yet, so I'm barfing up chunky pizza. Shit hits the water with enough force to splash back up on my face. Of course, I started vomiting more thanks to having pizza puke on me.
now THAT'S when a shit and shower will do you good.

actually i've found the more solid the loaf the less you have to wipe

this JUST happened.

Get a bidet, or just wash your ass in the sink post poop.

Maybe ****** has really messy shits...dude. You need to eat more fiber.

i always have this netphorian quote in my head, someone told that he hardly had to wipe at all. i always had lots of respect. i believe it was ******

just hang your butt over the sink and have at it.

Naw dude, next time he should just shit in the shower. Problem solved.

You don't shit at work?

two words ******: baby wipes. just ask terence howard

I don't get that joke...can you fill me in?

Buy some baby wipes, or something

That's the joke?

man, gish08 is terrible.

everytime i think of that thread where ella forced her friend amber to board i feel like my insides are on fire and that i will go bruce wayne style on someone's sorry ass

what does that have to do with this

amber inspired me to take some extra long showers

knowhatimean

I was just thinking about the "Taking a shit after showering" thread from a few years ago this morning. So which is worse then?

shit fuckers can type! sickbadthing General Chat Message Board 16 01-12-2009 01:44 PM

this has to be the most common thread to come up on the "similar threads" feature.

everytime i think of that thread where ella forced her friend amber to board i feel like my insides are on fire and that i will go bruce wayne style on someone's sorry ass

:erm: I "forced" my friend Amber to post on here....hahaha Yeah, I demanded her to post while holding a knife up to her jugular, you idiot.

More like I said, go to this message board where everyone are complete assholes, if you're anything like me, you'll find it entertaining. -So she went..

But YES I FORCED HER TO JOIN, AND I'LL NOW BE USING MY POWER OF FORCE TO FORCE YOU TO QUIT! :eek::eek::eek::eek:


:smoke: and that's how it's done.

Bye bye My Blue Heaven.
Unfortunately, you'll be about as missed as Bluestar, and even less remembered. :)

over here they don't use tp at all. they use their left hands, and water. so on one hand (hah) they are washing themselves everytime, but on the other, they then have to wash shit off of their bare hand. also there are very few "western" toilets.
i have not yet adopted the above method.

Yeah, in India never - ever - touch anyone's left hand.

or right hand, for that matter.

:erm: I "forced" my friend Amber to post on here....hahaha Yeah, I demanded her to post while holding a knife up to her jugular, you idiot.

More like I said, go to this message board where everyone are complete assholes, if you're anything like me, you'll find it entertaining. -So she went..

But YES I FORCED HER TO JOIN, AND I'LL NOW BE USING MY POWER OF FORCE TO FORCE YOU TO QUIT! :eek::eek::eek::eek:


:smoke: and that's how it's done.

Bye bye My Blue Heaven.
Unfortunately, you'll be about as missed as Bluestar, and even less remembered. :)

stop being so defensive

Naw dude, next time he should just shit in the shower. Problem solved.quite a krafty solution you have there.

I stopped washing my hands after going to the toilet years ago.

stop being so defensive

Nah, maybe you should be a bit more defensive when the time calls...It's netphoria, it makes things fun.

i don't shit in the shower, but sometimes i piss

but sometimes is piss? hmm

huh?

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:erm: I "forced" my friend Amber to post on here....hahaha Yeah, I demanded her to post while holding a knife up to her jugular, you idiot.

More like I said, go to this message board where everyone are complete assholes, if you're anything like me, you'll find it entertaining. -So she went..

But YES I FORCED HER TO JOIN, AND I'LL NOW BE USING MY POWER OF FORCE TO FORCE YOU TO QUIT! :eek::eek::eek::eek:


:smoke: and that's how it's done.

Bye bye My Blue Heaven.
Unfortunately, you'll be about as missed as Bluestar, and even less remembered. :)

epic fail

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the comments on this are pretty awesome

The indian way is MUCH more hygenic though.
Seriously.
It's a lot cleaner.
They think we're barbaric for just using some dry paper.

Woah! I don't want to touch my poopy hole full-on like that! :'(

welcome back noir cat!

Heyyy, uhm, this is a brief pop-in. But thanks! <3