congrats on another job well done!

i heard she buttfucks like a CHAMPION!

she probably didn't quit - she was probably kidnapped by that creepy guy's mustache.

no one really quits, flop.

http://forums.netphoria.org/general-chat-message-board/164644-whoa-you-guys-still-here.html

We would only be so lucky.

does anyone in this thread ever feel like they are sexually repressed?

does anyone in this thread ever feel like they are sexually repressed?

no, but i feel that i've grown sexually complacent due to borderline chronic masturbation.

how often do you masturbate?

how often do you masturbate?

two and a half times per day.

(it's an average)

do you feel like all wanks are equal or do you find a certain one to be the best?

who?


why?

do you feel like all wanks are equal or do you find a certain one to be the best?

that third wank, that i only ever get to (on average) every other day is always the worst, i can tell you that.

considering that you would reveal it now, do you have a secret desire to dehydrate yourself through furious and repetitive masturbation?

considering that you would reveal it now, do you have a secret desire to dehydrate yourself through furious and repetitive masturbation?

yes, i have my penis in one hand and drink beer with the other.

thanks, this will all be great to know in case i'm ever on jeopardy

thanks, this will all be great to know in case i'm ever on jeopardy
i pretty much know every answer to both jeopardy and jeopardy deluxe edition on super nintendo.

^^*CARA PATRICIA UPDATE*^^

cara patricia has just let me know that she plans to marry banana

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i pretty much know every answer to both jeopardy and jeopardy deluxe edition on super nintendo.

i used to have family feud for super nintendo. that game was INTENSE AS FUCK.

over the hipster comments?

damn I was just joking

^^*CARA PATRICIA UPDATE*^^


cara patricia would like me to let mooney know that she thinks " he is so hot she'd invite him to a 'chloroform and muffdive party' "

i used to have family feud for super nintendo. that game was INTENSE AS FUCK.

wheel of fortune was the worst. both controllers could be used at any time to control either player, so someone would always try and fuck you up and pick x.

cara patricia would like me to let mooney know that she thinks " he is so hot she'd invite him to a 'chloroform and muffdive party' "

hmm. how does one of those parties work? should i bring snacks?

^^*CARA PATRICIA UPDATE*^^


cara patricia would like for mooney and c33 to IM her ASAP



CARA PATRICIA HORNY LEVEL: Code Orange

i don't know how.

crapatricia is gone? lol yeah!

Is she still going to let duovamp "ride her bike" or what? I'm a busy man, ya know.

^^*CARA PATRICIA UPDATE*^^



cara patricia would like me to let netphoria know that "C33 IS SO HOT ID LET HIM DO COKE OFF MY ASS IN THE BATHROOM OF A YEAH YEAH YEAHS CONCERT"

:)

i will relay your message good sir

^^*CARA PATRICIA UPDATE*^^


cara patricia would like to let mooney know that she "doesn't do noodz"

^^*CARA PATRICIA UPDATE*^^


cara patricia would like to let netphoria know that after an exhaustive search she has uncovered a long lost picture of future boy and esty. viewer discretion is advised.





















<img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2034/1993728084_3906ab99d2.jpg?v=0">

i'll bring snacks.

another generic hipster internet girl gone and the wheels keep turning

^^*CARA PATRICIA UPDATE*^^


cara patricia would like to let netphoria know that after an exhaustive search she has uncovered a long lost picture of future boy and esty. viewer discretion is advised.





















<img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2034/1993728084_3906ab99d2.jpg?v=0">

Best show of all time.

i'm sleeping on carapatricia's couch

her broken promises... my broken heart... to all of these goodbye

tcm where the hell have you been

i've had something of a crisis of faith after carapatricia did not ask billy corgan about the intro music for the smashing pumpkins anniversary tour as she vowed to do. i felt that if carapatricia of all netphorians cannot be trusted then what netphorians can. still i search for an answer, yet have realized that it won't be found by retreating into a shell.

^^*CARA PATRICIA UPDATE*^^


cara patricia would like to let turalyonW3 know that she is deep in training for the hipster olympics of 2010

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i've had something of a crisis of faith after carapatricia did not ask billy corgan about the intro music for the smashing pumpkins anniversary tour as she vowed to do. i felt that if carapatricia of all netphorians cannot be trusted then what netphorians can. still i search for an answer, yet have realized that it won't be found by retreating into a shell.

^^*CARA PATRICIA UPDATE*^^


cara patricia would like to let you know that she "tried to ask but some DBag kept billy talking about itunes for 20 minutes and then he god mad and wouldnt answer any more questions"

that would be reassuring if carapatricia hadn't quit netphoria.

^^*CARA PATRICIA UPDATE*^^


cara patricia would like to beat elvis the fat years to the punch and give TCM and I sp gen chat neg rep

somethings wrong with me
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g6/GNHunter/winterbreak028.jpg

yes. let's start with your choice of underwear.

my mom bought me those. what would you like to say about them Lauren?

i wish your mom bought my underwear :(

she would love to floppy. as long as that's ok with Lauren. that is if she can hear the question of permission up on her pedestal.

where are the mods? why aren't they shutting this thread down?

too busy standing guard for warsaws next proxy to notice

over the hipster comments?

I bet you've noticed the slew of people talking shit to her for pure entertainment. Don't feel so special. I'm sure your one insult didn't break the camels back.

MODS!! A THREAD!

where are the mods? why aren't they shutting this thread down?

ventolinn: board needs mrore carapatricias lses sppunks

I bet you've noticed the slew of people talking shit to her for pure entertainment. Don't feel so special. I'm sure your one insult didn't break the camels back.

are you gonna take this shit, starla?

I liked carapatricia

I bet you've noticed the slew of people talking shit to her for pure entertainment. Don't feel so special. I'm sure your one insult didn't break the camels back.

what the fuck?

I liked carapatricia

yes dear but that's cause you were both a little soft.

ha

usually i'd defend cara but this thread is pretty stupid

is it bitterly ironic that we complain how the board is dead but then we run off one of the only new contributors in months?

i'd do it all again.

is a person more intelligent than carapatricia really so much to ask

I bet you've noticed the slew of people talking shit to her for pure entertainment.

It's Netphoria. This should be a given.

is it bitterly ironic that we complain how the board is dead but then we run off one of the only new contributors in months?

i'd do it all again.

if she's the caliber of poster we have to put up with in order to get new contribution, something's wrong.

nobody's going to come to these boards and put up with the ads.

It's Netphoria. This should be a given.

that was exactly my point

C'mon guys, carapatricia is a precious flower, she deserves better than this.

This is all pretty standard Netphoria assholery.

she ran off because of minor shit talking about hipsterdom? she was barely even a flame target.

is it bitterly ironic that we complain how the board is dead but then we run off one of the only new contributors in months?

yes.

she ran off because of minor shit talking about hipsterdom? she was barely even a flame target.

no, I found some sex pics of her and I told her to leave or I would post them.

I hate her a lot but that only makes me want to pound her anus even more.

I still hope she dies in Washington, D.C., because the dumb cunt asked for advice then bitched us out when it was given.

Stupid fucking whore.

shes still around

I still hope she dies in Washington, D.C., because the dumb cunt asked for advice then bitched us out when it was given.

Stupid fucking whore.

Jesus Christ.

Is esty posting as sppunk now?

spunk was Esty before Esty was Esty

I thought she was alright based on the posts that came by my way. But what do I know.

I thought she was alright based on the posts that came by my way. But what do I know.

maybe because she was kissing your ass in rep?

yeah why would anyone like another person because that person says positive things to them

goodness what is the world coming to

carapatricia was one of my heros. she will be missed

carapatricia is an hero?

whoops. e

likecarasaid: why is mayfuck always iming me

what really happened is that she got creeped out by the weirdo guys on this board.

what really happened is that she got creeped out by the weirdo guys on this board.

Why are you of all people always coming to her defense?

Is it because you know shes really dumb and you think you can some how manipulate her into s-ing your d or at least get internet nudes?

Yeah that's what it is. You figured me out, commander.

The real point of it is that she's really no better or worse than anyone else here, there was just some kind of dogpile to say she's a dumb whore or something which I never actually understood. She's a lot smarter than about half the fuckheads that have been accepted here.

I'm also tired of you poo-flinging neanderthals running people off from this board. The only people that should be run off are guys like Banana (which is impossible) or Effloresce (which was funny). It's a sausage festival around here already.

C'mon guys, carapatricia is a precious flower, she deserves better than this.

Why are you pretending people shouldn't be affected by being flamed when you've been basically run off the board by it in the past?

Why are you pretending people shouldn't be affected by being flamed when you've been basically run off the board by it in the past?

When exactly was I "run off the board"?

I stopped posting and mainly lurked for a while (I still don't post as much as I used to), but that's because I realized I was being a hormonal bitchy retard.

well what made you realize that

Reading my old posts. lol

i think cara is letting it get to her too much and really that's how it always goes for new people :(

edit: for jokeyloki

rrrrriiiiight

Reading my old posts. lol
EL OH EL GUUURRRRL!

i think cara is letting it get to her too much

I told her as much. It is pretty wanky to run off because she's being harassed by people that aren't liked much, either.

But still, I'd like to know why she's so much stupider than Krazee Stacee or JokeyLoki

did she announce she was quitting today or what?


01-08-2009 01:53 PM carapatricia

She left for one thing.

EL OH EL GUUURRRRL!

man i hope that was ironic

But still, I'd like to know why she's so much stupider than Krazee Stacee or JokeyLoki

http://forums.netphoria.org/general-chat-message-board/164625-washington-dc.html

Oh please there's nothing dumb in that thread that rises to the level of the abuse she got. Oh no she rented a car lets swear at her.

You're a real stupid bitch JokeyLoki.

*shrug* Just pointing out that that seems to be one of the main things people were bitching about.

I put her on ignore for being generally annoying a while ago, so I have no idea.

The irony.

man i hope that was ironic

yes, yes it was.

The irony.

REALLY

so is there anyone that isn't a douchebag or someone that's trying to give back what they got in the past actually dislike carapatricia because that's the only people I see that hate her.

i didn't like her but i didn't really care that she was here and certainly didn't try to run her off

because you are a nice boy!

pretty much

<3

This thread is embarrassing. I liked carapatricia until this.

Oh I'm going to pretend to leave this messageboard because some people made fun of me. But I'm not really going to leave. I'm going to have this other guy make a thread about me leaving and then everyone can talk about ME and I can IM him my replies to people in the thread and he can post them for me!

Shut the fuck up. Either actually leave or post yourself.

I wasn't terribly put off by your posting, but if you're going to throw a little fit because some people made fun of you then good riddance.

He does have a point.

This thread is embarrassing. I liked carapatricia until this.

Oh I'm going to pretend to leave this messageboard because some people made fun of me. But I'm not really going to leave. I'm going to have this other guy make a thread about me leaving and then everyone can talk about ME and I can IM him my replies to people in the thread and he can post them for me!

Shut the fuck up. Either actually leave or post yourself.

I wasn't terribly put off by your posting, but if you're going to throw a little fit because some people made fun of you then good riddance.

anyone with half a brain can tell it was my stupidity behind this.

are you sure that she wasn't like "floppy post this for me"

because she is wot to do that

This thread is embarrassing. I liked carapatricia until this.

Oh I'm going to pretend to leave this messageboard because some people made fun of me. But I'm not really going to leave. I'm going to have this other guy make a thread about me leaving and then everyone can talk about ME and I can IM him my replies to people in the thread and he can post them for me!

Shut the fuck up. Either actually leave or post yourself.

I wasn't terribly put off by your posting, but if you're going to throw a little fit because some people made fun of you then good riddance.
er this wasn't real lol

are you sure that she wasn't like "floppy post this for me"

because she is wot to do that

nah i said i was going to make her a thread in the vein of mirrar quit netphoria and then when there wasn't any fun going on in it i made my own. she was put off by the cara patricia updates but she got into them and gave me some ideas for those. it's generally all my idea though.

plus it kept the retards hopping mad about it.

This thread is embarrassing. I liked carapatricia until this.

Oh I'm going to pretend to leave this messageboard because some people made fun of me. But I'm not really going to leave. I'm going to have this other guy make a thread about me leaving and then everyone can talk about ME and I can IM him my replies to people in the thread and he can post them for me!

Shut the fuck up. Either actually leave or post yourself.

I wasn't terribly put off by your posting, but if you're going to throw a little fit because some people made fun of you then good riddance.

none of this ever happened

but she did get really tired so we were all able to take turns fucking her :rockon:

oh man and i missed it

er this wasn't real lol

That just makes it even more fucking stupid.

That just makes it even more fucking stupid.

how's that

Cara please come back. I will never joke about hipsters again.

*snigger*

I'm totally serious! I'll go back to complaining about banana's home.

i dont think shannon liked her very much either and everybody loves shannon!

She'll be back, you morons

i wish mirrar would come back.

and karl, too.

I still dont see what ran her off. Rocklobster?

Lauren, I won't be making it to Dallas tomorrow.

For someone who quit Netphoria, she sure has been browsing a hell of a lot.

Lauren, I won't be making it to Dallas tomorrow.
porque no?

porque no?

well I was already not wanting to go because I'm sick, but now my cars been broken into. sooo I'll be staying home this weekend. another time!

For someone who quit Netphoria, she sure has been browsing a hell of a lot.

maybe that's because she didn't actually quit netphoria and i made the thread for my own personal enjoyment.

she is going to refrain from posting much on gen board and just look for news about the band and check pm's.

Thats good enough for me.

Another win for the good guys!!

some day in the glorious future there will be nothing but guys here and you will make threads about rubbing your cocks against each other

netphoria docking thread

some day in the glorious future there will be nothing but guys here and you will make threads about rubbing your cocks against each other

Are you hitting on me?

I didn't mind carapatricia at all, she was a nice girl...unless you would dare get into an sp conversation with her, she would go completely nuts over her obsession with corgan, "he can do no wrong, blah blah," but besides that...she was awesome.

And come on you guys, she'll be back.

I was also informed that Spidersoma has decided to QUIT netphoria, I wonder how long he lasts? Hah.

They always come back.

oh good spidersoma should quit.

I was also informed that Spidersoma has decided to QUIT netphoria, I wonder how long he lasts? Hah.


I never said I was quitting.

Get better informants.

Damn.

I never said I was quitting.

Get better informants.

Uhh, you were my informant.

:smoke:

You should post about what a creep spidersoma is.

I feel like doing so...but I'm done. He says he is done with netphoria, told me right on aim...and then what do you know, he's back?

Then he asks me on aim who informed me that he was quitting netphoria, and i say, "ummm....you told me that this morning," blah blah.

http://i34.tinypic.com/2h4w46h.jpg?

i am happy you have returned

welcome back

What`s a hipster?

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10002000/10002122.jpg
.

some day in the glorious future there will be nothing but guys here and you will make threads about rubbing your cocks against each other

So what?
Do you think having more girls on netphoria will increase your chances of getting lucky? Is this your normal prowling ground for pussy?
Why not just go look at other random girls on the internet none of us will ever meet or fuck?

Another one misses the point.

guys make the better jokes anyway.
females are the joke. lolz.

Maybe if there ae gurls they will post mo epics of their bewbs (or maybe the vagjay-jay!)
SCORE!

NO MORE COCK POST THREADS PLS!
(UNLESS YOU WANNA RUB IT ON ME!)

Now you can see why I'd rather have women on this board than more groin thrusting males.

please don't compare the rest of us gentlemen to that ape

yes.
because of the intellect they would contribute.
that is the very reason.

please don't compare the rest of us gentlemen to that ape

Don’t worry man, I'm sorry about what I said... I don’t think she really wants to have sex with me, you can put your fears to sleep and go work out some more!

ape and sexist

i dont need no bitches cept to clean and sex me.

please don't compare the rest of us gentlemen to that ape

i specified groin thrusting males, didn't I?

u may think i'm forgetting something but I'd never trust a ho with my food.

i specified groin thrusting males, didn't I?

At least I’m thrusting, buddy, not clenching between my sweaty palm.

duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem.

At least I’m thrusting, buddy, not clenching between my sweaty palm.

I'm sure that makes you a better person somehow.

it does, in the same way that having a bigger panis then you does as well!
Looks like I'm just winning every which way TONIGHT!

it does, in the same way that having a bigger panis then you does as well!

What's a panis?



I'm proud this thread has turned into a sexchat, in pure carapatricia fashion.

Also, i never said I quit, guys. Floppy made a joke, and it was funny if not cringe-worthy at first, one late late night. And.... now reading this i see why I really should try to abstain. The DC thread was just kind of a wake up call that I shouldn't put in any effort here (or any board for that matter). And starla, I could really give a shit if I am called a "hipster," because that comes with the territory and I often call others that out of malice or mockery. Anyway....

we had some :rofl: and we had some :erm: but it is what it is.

The thread would be amazing as a Satire of the board itself, if it wasn't actually true.

seeyasaroundtheboard

Well I'm very pleased that you didn't quit...I would miss you hun.

You're so cute in aimchat!

oh whatever

you told me you quit too

never trust a fat person.

Yeah I know.

I'm proud this thread has turned into a sexchat, in pure carapatricia fashion.

el oh el, u slut! :smoke:

Even worse, never trust a fat Mormon. HAHAHAHAZ

i vote we should mute crapatricia.

The thread would be amazing as a Satire of the board itself, if it wasn't actually true.


i'd like to know what on earth this means