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Nimrod's Son
01-05-2009, 12:44 PM
post them

Nimrod's Son
01-05-2009, 12:44 PM
saw this one last night
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Trotskilicious
01-05-2009, 12:48 PM
I actually like this commercial:

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samuel redman
01-05-2009, 12:57 PM
What if it was Hornets players instead?

sickbadthing
01-05-2009, 12:58 PM
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sickbadthing
01-05-2009, 12:59 PM
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ravenguy2000
01-05-2009, 01:00 PM
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i've watched this about 10000 times

ravenguy2000
01-05-2009, 01:04 PM
saw this one last night
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What's so ridiculous about this?

Huh??

HUH???

Explain it to us Nimrod. Let's hear it.

:Skeptical

Elvis The Fat Years
01-05-2009, 01:06 PM
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Debaser
01-05-2009, 01:08 PM
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i've watched this about 10000 times


looks like a quality shop right there. srsly.

Elvis The Fat Years
01-05-2009, 01:08 PM
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that motherfuckers car door has been falling off for years.

JokeyLoki
01-05-2009, 01:30 PM
There's a fucking stupid Dallas Mavs commercial on FSN-SW, but I can't find it on YouTube. They play it like 93847928374923874 times during Stars games. :hurl:

Nimrod's Son
01-05-2009, 01:33 PM
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i love that the entire concept of waitresses is lost on that chick

Nimrod's Son
01-05-2009, 01:35 PM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/T6EGc0VQ0xA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/T6EGc0VQ0xA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

ha, i actually deal with Tulalip quite often for business.. and their hold music is that song.

Nimrod's Son
01-05-2009, 01:36 PM
What's so ridiculous about this?

Huh??

HUH???

Explain it to us Nimrod. Let's hear it.

:Skeptical
so that doesn't sound like a woman to you

Nimrod's Son
01-05-2009, 01:36 PM
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i've watched this about 10000 times

she's got one hell of a gunt

Nimrod's Son
01-05-2009, 01:37 PM
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ok hands down this is the best thing i've ever seen

JokeyLoki
01-05-2009, 01:38 PM
I post this everytime this thread happens, but I love Vern Fonk.

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carapatricia
01-05-2009, 01:38 PM
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Eagle Man car insurance commercial feature Eric "Mancow" Muller that was on in Chicago in the late 90s.

sequel to the one Elvis posted

the hair and accent lol

carapatricia
01-05-2009, 01:39 PM
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that motherfuckers car door has been falling off for years.

hahhaha yes i was going to post this next.

he gets handed like 40 bucks

carapatricia
01-05-2009, 01:40 PM
lincoln auto insurance
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their insurance will make you pimp/

gpub
01-05-2009, 01:42 PM
saw this one last night
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This commercial always trips me out when I see it. I call Time Warner everyday with fake problems hoping I get him/her

carapatricia
01-05-2009, 01:43 PM
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Pizza Club
01-05-2009, 01:48 PM
Dammit, I came to post Eagle Man. There was a sequel with Mancow a few years back.

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that motherfuckers car door has been falling off for years.

He was on the news a while back ago. I guess he was just some guy that they paid $20 to. The commercial used to say "That old car IS worth money!" instead of "That old car might be worth money."

Oh, and there was a commercial for that Chicagoland tile seller place that had Jenny McCarthy in it before she was famous.

carapatricia
01-05-2009, 01:49 PM
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ball season. .

Pizza Club
01-05-2009, 01:53 PM
Not ridiculous, but I'm sure my fellow Chicago area 'phorians also have fond memories of Celozzi-Ettleson Chevrolet and Empire Carpet.

carapatricia
01-05-2009, 01:54 PM
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haha pizzaclub.

CALL BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS AND GET A FREE WILSON MICHAEL JORDAN BASKETBALL

Pizza Club
01-05-2009, 02:00 PM
haha pizzaclub.

CALL BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS AND GET A FREE WILSON MICHAEL JORDAN BASKETBALL

I specifically remember this one. And one time they were giving away Great America tickets. The Empire carpet guy is some kind of war hero or something too I guess.

agenda suicide
01-05-2009, 02:10 PM
not a commercial but I'll miss hearing marvin zindler say SLIIIIIME IN THE ICE MACHINEEEEE

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Eulogy
01-05-2009, 02:17 PM
oh yeah the eagle man commercials are superb.

agenda suicide
01-05-2009, 02:21 PM
this one ran for waaaaay too long
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murgle
01-05-2009, 02:37 PM
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There were about 6 different varieties of this one.

Trotskilicious
01-05-2009, 02:42 PM
What if it was Hornets players instead?

Chris Paul is my current favorite NBA player.

DiscoJon
01-05-2009, 02:43 PM
I post this everytime this thread happens, but I love Vern Fonk.

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Honk for Fonk!

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DiscoJon
01-05-2009, 02:46 PM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4jubP3t27IQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4jubP3t27IQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

agenda suicide
01-05-2009, 02:46 PM
mattress mack is a classic too

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with chuck norris

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<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L1HyRTZU_KI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L1HyRTZU_KI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
newer one. say texas much?

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his son is crazy too

awesome remix of it all over the past 25 years
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Trotskilicious
01-05-2009, 02:49 PM
someone post austin ads

i like that one with the woman with all the ugly furniature "And these...are leaves."

Trotskilicious
01-05-2009, 02:50 PM
also what about Conan's favorite houston ads, the chainsaw mattress guys?

Trotskilicious
01-05-2009, 02:51 PM
ahahaha i remember the galleryfurnature.com bowl. oh man.

agenda suicide
01-05-2009, 02:52 PM
I wish I could remember the name of the company that's like "WHERE THE BEAN BAGS AREEE!!!!!!!"

I don't really remember any crazy Austin ads because I haven't had tv in a while

Trotskilicious
01-05-2009, 03:40 PM
always a good situation

carapatricia
01-05-2009, 03:55 PM
this isnt local but its ridic none the less
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Eulogy
01-05-2009, 03:57 PM
man those were so cool. i wish they were still around.

carapatricia
01-05-2009, 04:05 PM
man those were so cool. i wish they were still around.

the animator's website: The Lair of the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom - a load of stuff by Joel Veitch that will probably crush your will to live - rathergood.com (http://rathergood.com/)

aldango
01-05-2009, 04:13 PM
I wish I could remember the name of the company that's like "WHERE THE BEAN BAGS AREEE!!!!!!!"

I don't really remember any crazy Austin ads because I haven't had tv in a while

wasn't it like furniture expo?

agenda suicide
01-05-2009, 04:20 PM
wasn't it like furniture expo?

I dunno :(
I can't find any of the best ones out there