I just registered her, and she'll be posting shortly, after she gets out of teh showerz....Be nice everyone, she's my BFFFFF!- And she's HAWT!

Should have gone with the name OneBall

quick, snap a pic and post it before she gets out

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I'm not with her, I'm just talking to her on aim...and she just went idle...she better not fucking bail on me after I went through all this trouble registering her, floppy made her an avatar...and BAM, she doesn't post.

AMBER FUCKING POST IN TEH THREAD! It's all for you babe.

Does she even like the smashing pumpkins because if not, like get the fuck out

i know why would you post on a board about a band you don't like

i mean like, you should totally like grow and change with the band or GTFO

I know rly, she's okay with the pumpkins, I've made her listen to some of the music, but not much...she likes James Blunt and Shakira lol

AMBER POST!!!

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Hello All;) Sorry it took me so long- Anne did a fabulous job making this for me;)
but, forgive me if I'm a little slow. This is a little new to me.

Ohhh shit, My worldz are COLLIDING!

and.. I'm totally down with Smashing Pumpkins. Why would I not join a group, just maybe I want to become a fan, even tho.. Billy Corgan isnt what he used to be.

what the ella is this

My best friend Amber is posting...She's naked right now as I type this.

She just asked me why she's an Amish Rake Fighter, roflcopter!

WEAR ALL DA WITE WIMENZ @?

yo amber, gimme a buck fifty

is that dolly parton

Flop, SMD

is that dolly parton

you bet your titanic ballsack it is!

roflcopter!

embarrassing

Whatever Trots, you wish your trotsky sucking dick that you wrote that. ;]

This thread is useless without pictures

I think all the ads are attacking Amber's computer right now, she probably doesn't have Firefox or ABP.
She said her comps about to freeze.

should have posted on lovephoria then

is amber a serious dolly fan like me or is she just a poser with a dolly avatar

She likes Steel Magnolias.

http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp161/ishmael84/Amber.jpg

That's Amber with the red hair, isn't she beautifuL!?!?!:smoke:

netphoria just combined to make one giant collective boner

Sorry All- My computer went nuts!!!

http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp161/ishmael84/Amber.jpg

That's Amber with the red hair, isn't she beautifuL!?!?!:smoke:

is that at the olive garden

Yeah- Olive Garden is amazing!

i'd know that salad bowl anywhere

Yeah she's good to go

haha good to go?

http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp161/ishmael84/n203600021_30026869_1877.jpg

Here's a photo of Amber and I, back when I was tan and Amber was white. Fuckin' bitch. lulz

I really think the Amish Rake fighting thing needs to go, with a picture of Dolly Parton it gives the image that I'm from the stick milking my cows.

Yeah banana what the fuck you mean by that? You talkin some shit man!?

Wtf are you talking about Amber... the stick milking the cows?

I'd take good to go as nothing more than a compliment.

tan does not suit you amber

hahaha
Amber what are you doing tonight?

Of course you would say that Trots. Of course.

She's beautiful, and you know it!

from the sticks. milking cows.

You both look pretty cute in that second pic though.

And I'm not just saying that because there's cleavage.

Tan doesnt suit me?

and thank you 'Banana'

I'm not sure Anne, Lounging around probably. Any ideas?

lol Amber, don't listen to Trots, you look pretty tan!

My smile looks fake in the second picture, but Annes boobs look amazing.:)

lol Amber, don't listen to Trots, you look pretty tan!

-_-

Yeah same here, probably watching a movie...Hanging out with the Goatee.

Go see a movie or something Amber.

I saw the new one with brad pitt. its good but way too long for me.

chin pubes..:) haha

you know ella, what you were saying in the chat the other day, you should definitely do it..

sorry i meant anne marie

ella marie

What did I say I was going to do in the chat the other day?

uhh, i'm going to have to say listen to trots on that one amber.

what were you saying in the chat Anne?

well thanks guys!! Its the power of bronzer fellas..

you know, post a certain pic

Ohhhhh, yeah....About that, it's not going to happen, you know I was fucking joking...I mean, who the fuck do you think I am? Eve? Nah. Ain't gonna happen.

Amber -EARMUFFS!

uhh, i'm going to have to say listen to trots on that one amber.

thank you

i can't believe you remembered that lol

edit: to hnibos

you tease

this thread is stupid

Amber don't fucking listen to them, I told you they would say mean shit, you just have to not give a shit...You're pretty, beautiful, and I like you better TAN!

Yeah sorry trots, my boarding skillz aren't up to par with yours!@

thank you

np

fine redheads were born to be fair skinned!

I'm not saying mean shit. I'm saying she's attractive but tan does not suit her.

i can't believe you remembered that lol

edit: to hnibos

uh, what are you trying to say about me?

haha I'm totally not taking offense Anne- it's cool

Okay whatever, I just don't want her feelings to get hurt.

nothing lol, it had just slipped my mind

lol

LOL

LOOL

/facedesk

haha Anne you're funny. I'm a pretty tough gal, I can't wait to get more into this.

/facedesk

into a cake

haha Anne you're funny. I'm a pretty tough gal, I can't wait to get more into this.


netphoria can't wait to get more into you either

Hahah I'm going to take a shower you fools.

DON'T YOU RAPE MY AMBER WHILE I'M GONE!

so amber, what do you think of anne marie's boyfriends facial hair?

haha you guys are awful!

haha I dont think much of her boyfriends facial hair..

haha I dont think much of her boyfriends facial hair..

does that mean you think little of it or that you don't really think about it period?

I'm not a huge fan of facial hair.. but it seems to fit him and his style

what is his style?

you seem really interested in this fellow, floppy

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/9099/picture009as8.jpg

you seem really interested in this fellow, floppy

i'm doing a 10 page term paper on him for school

haha I'm not sure he has a certain style. but if i would have to say its kind of mysterious, emo-ish. I'm not sure.

it sounds like you have a little thing for my friend anne there floppy.

^Get that disgusting shit out of this thread (meant to be towards the ugly bald rat)

what??

"a little thing" is unfortunately truthful :(


(i'm talking about my penis here. i don't want her to think i have a crush on her or something)

^Get that disgusting shit out of this thread (meant to be towards the ugly bald rat)

stfu banana, that one is my favorite

haha i was lost there for a minute.
and i dont blame you, anne is amazing.

Is Amber your real name or are you going to get upset about that somewhere down the line? I side with Trots on the orange shit too.

anne and i used to be friends until my mommy wouldn't let me talk on the phone to her and gave me a spanking :(

fuck you amber

it goes back a year or two, to the barrelroll incident, poor floppy

fuck you amber

^ hes serious too

no you guys, read my edit. i was just talking about my penis!

^Get that disgusting shit out of this thread (meant to be towards the ugly bald rat)

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/9099/picture009as8.jpg

awww yeah, what's her name again? is it Eleanor? i think that is wrong though :(

Bonnie when I make you one of my several east coast housewives, you will have to get rid of that thing.

yeah, my name is amber..

and fuck you buddy.

yea thats what neopryn needs, a fuck you buddy

he's not your buddy, friend

awww yeah, what's her name again? is it Eleanor? i think that is wrong though :(

Amber is her name

oh shit! now it all makes sense :(

Hmm.

Amber is my best friend

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/9099/picture009as8.jpg

gtfo pedovamp, she's overage!

also amber is a pretty sweet rat!

I'd probably club that damn thing if I saw it.

Aww Floppy's dick has a crush on me....What a surprise.

AMBER, Cameron is not freaking emo...At all.
Fritz is just as emo as Cameron! lol

sometimes i wonder how many unique users this board has.

Aww Floppy's dick has a crush on me....What a surprise.

AMBER, Cameron is not freaking emo...At all.
Fritz is just as emo as Cameron! lol



i have no crush on you

i mean like, sometimes i wonder how many posters are just one person. Syntax can sometimes leave clues.

i'm having a total truman show moment here....

wtf is syntax?

lol, are you kidding me?

i have no crush on you

Why not joe? Geesh, whatever man. lol

My sarcasm must suck, bc no one ever gets it.

Why not joe? Geesh, whatever man. lol

sorry, i will have a crush on you if you want.

Welcome Amber, its a tradition that all new decent looking chicks post their boobs. Your friend Anne didn't do it, so maybe you guys can do a one pic together or something. Don't be a bitch.

Okay please do, thanks ;]

edited: addressing floppy, not esty.

I didnt know what other word to describe his style..

and yeah, fritz is a little emo, but hes breaking that trend. he's starting to form a more sophisticated style

Okay please do, thanks ;]

alright beautiful, you got it ;)

who the fuck is fritz?

I didnt know what other word to describe his style..

and yeah, fritz is a little emo, but hes breaking that trend. he's starting to form a more sophisticated style

I'd describe his style as normal, and his goatee as fucked up. lol :cry:

hahaha wow, anne warned me about boob pictures, i can't beleive it took so long to be asked for one.. and no.. not naked pictures from me..

Hello Amber, welcome.

hahaha wow, anne warned me about boob pictures, i can't beleive it took so long to be asked for one.. and no.. not naked pictures from me..

Did anyone say naked? No. Look at my avatar, something classy like that.

hahaha wow, anne warned me about boob pictures, i can't beleive it took so long to be asked for one.. and no.. not naked pictures from me..

what about a picture of your feet?

Thank you;)

haha you already got a boob picture- anne posted it earlier. thats as much as you're going to get from me

hahaha wow, anne warned me about boob pictures, i can't beleive it took so long to be asked for one.. and no.. not naked pictures from me..

Quit being uptight and selfish.

Quit being uptight and selfish.


It's called being "classy."

Whats with the "haha" before most of your post? Are you an idiot or something? I'd figure you be a prude.

hey amber. i've got a question. can you do something for me?

Quit being uptight and selfish.


It's called being "classy."

Nothing classy about being prudish.

Depends Floppy..

DO A BARRELROLL!!!

wtf is that??

to barrelroll press Z or R twice

ZZRR

anne marie did one for me back when we were friends :cry:

Floppy you're confusing her, she's asking me how she can do a barrelroll.

I thought we weren't supposed to talk about the barrelroll anymore, that's old newz!!

i talk about whatever i feel like, which is usually something stupid as fuck, and that's why everybody hates me.

a barrelroll is what the jumping dog does in this picture, aside from the whole jumping out of a car thing...

<img src="http://rupyb.com/images/misc/barrel-roll-dog.gif">

haha thats crazy!

i know so do it! it's basically jumping in the air and spinning sideways like that

lol hahahah that's a fucking superb barrelroll.

Morrissey keeps on touching my back for some reason, he's so obsessed with skin. It's weird.

Okay I'm going to go get ready and dry my hair.
Have fun tonight Amber.

man i got a terrible picture in my head of morrissey from the smiths caressing your back...

My Morrissey is much cooler than Steve Morrissey.

I would bet you guys 10 bucks that Amber never posts here evAR again!

i don't doubt it

(for the posting, not morrissey)

Yeah she's done, this place was too fucked up for someone as normal as her.

DEBASER

I'm not a huge fan of facial hair.. but it seems to fit him and his style

I want to infinitely laugh at this statement.

to barrelroll press Z or R twice

Starfox 64 is the shit.

/abort thread

Hillzy, nice welcome there buddy.

Sorry. Hi Amber, welcome to Netphoria!

I'm gonna invite all my friends now and we're gonna forma gang an it's gunna be cooler than your gang ella! it's gonna be the coolest gang anda we're gunna get t-shirts and a clubhouse anna wading pool and our own brand of boutique beer just you wait!


who wants to be in my "no ellas" gang.

What the hell

yeah, her name's anne marie.

amber looks like a bratz doll

why in the motherfucking fuck did the word "amber" appear in 4 billion fucking posts in this thread.

haha amber haha amber!!! tan! haha amber!!

FUCK.

Camber.

I used to know this guy named Cambo.

I hated him because he was banging this gal i was in love with.

I just wasn't thug enough for her so she decided she'd fuck big fat fucking cambo :mad:

Burn his house down.

was his last name soup?

no it was fat piece of shit

Bet he liked soup, that fattie.

right!?! What a fucking asshole...I mean what kind of name is CAMBO????

He took all my money one night shooting dice and always rubbed it in when she was around....like it was some kind of dick measuring contest.

Burn his house down.

^

If I ever go back to my hometown I guess I'll do just that, duo!

Yes! We're comin' for ya Cambo!!

i want some action on this cambo beef.

you can steal the rims off his car!

actually i'd rather you just hold the nigga down while I punch his face

you let me know tobes. bro code violations come with an extreme penalty.

amen brotha!

he needs to raise his broficiency quite a bit.

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/9099/picture009as8.jpg

Hey bonnie, do you ever get naked with your bald rat?

is this thread's content worth its excessive length

I don't know, but you guys definitely succeeded in scaring my friend away. =*( Boohoohoo

Hello All;) Sorry it took me so long- Anne did a fabulous job making this for me;)
but, forgive me if I'm a little slow. This is a little new to me.

Hello, is your name Amber?

Hey bonnie, do you ever get naked with your bald rat?

That's a weird question. I guess in the summer I might when I go to sleep on account of how warm it'll be

That's sick bonnie, sick.

fap fap fap

<fg>

:cool:

Do you guys like my new butthole avatar?

Yes, it's quite apt.

Is Amber your real name or are you going to get upset about that somewhere down the line? I side with Trots on the orange shit too.

ah, there we go.

lol no, Amber is her real name...There was a poll going to have her username be oneball...but she wouldn't go for it. If only...

Whatever you guys, she's not orange, she's freshly bronzed. lulz

hey guys i'm singing this song out loud:

[x2]
Sit down, call off the cavalry
I’m stealing the jewels
In a slow motion action replay
Bar fight, I invented chivalry
Notch in my bed post
Slow motion action replay

Now the fog is rolling in
Bringing us that much closer to a senseless end
Oh, please don't get up, I’ll get that for you
It’s selfish to say I believe when
I believe all these lines and long enough

[x2]
(Don't just lay on the ground son)
(Don't just drown in the fountain)
And I don't know you
I don’t know you
[x2]
(You got stuck preaching action)
(I fell down using tact son)
And I don't know you
I don’t know you

[Chorus:]
Bring back this fight tonight
All of these lies that I uphold (Don’t mind them they can’t elope)
For one good note (Leave them off of the great boat)
Bring back this fight tonight
All of these lies that I uphold (Don’t mind them they can’t elope)
For one false hope (Leave them off of the great boat)

One false hope

Go on and fix your tie
And just lead the line out
Needless to say I stumble, you play all night long
[x8]
Fix your tie and just lead the line out
Needless to say

[Chorus]

[x4]
Now you'll find, as I rewind
Now you'll find it’s not the point

One Love

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wow this thread is one of the worst reads on netphoria

hey amber if you ever read this

how well would you grade your d s'ing ability 1-10?

thanks, and i look forward to your prompt reply

yours always, calvin klein

is this thread's content worth its excessive length

fuck no

mynetphoriaspace

Do you guys like my new butthole avatar?

vonnegut? Yes.

I don't know, but you guys definitely succeeded in scaring my friend away. =*( Boohoohoo

you knew better than to collide worlds.

12200 was a mistake.
http://forums.netphoria.org/%5BIMG%5Dhttp://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g6/GNHunter/winterbreak028.jpg%5B/IMG%5D

Anne, How you have no faith in me. I totally logged in, and posting. I guess you loose ten bucks.;) Sorry hun!!

wb amber!

this chick blowzzzz

i want her off this board and i kinda want ella off it to by proxy

awww :( that's pretty mean!

hey amber.
asl?

Omfg, I'm really surpised that Amber posted in here again, Amber I have gained much respect for you. ;-P

Lauren, what's your problem all of a sudden?

Edit: nvmd, Lauren- we're cool.

jesus fucking christ do you use her name this liberally in regular conversation?

so amber, i was wondering, amber, what are you doing tonight, amber? because amber, i would reall like to hang out with you, amber. so amber, could you get back to me sometime?

i don't mean to be that hostile but jeeeeesus

this chick blowzzzz

i want her off this board and i kinda want ella off it to by proxy

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yeah..

Hmm I don't know if I do or not Eulogy...probably not irl Eulogy...I'm just a weirdo on netphoria, and all hyped up off an espresso I drank about an hour ago Eulogy.

yo soy is like mexican sarah silverman but nothing she does is ironic

or funny.

Sarah's funny because she's ironically the most selfish, conceited total loser ever.

i know. and lauren's not i what im saying

every indie and hipster d-bag in here can shut the hell up

haha

i know. and lauren's not i what im saying

yeah but that's because lauren actually is a selfish, conceited, mindless loser.

how the fuck is this thread still going. who gives a shit about ella's trashy friends.

we're not talking about her friends

oh

I have 2 questions about you and Amber.

1) Have you ever gazed upon Amber's bronzed butthole?

2) Are you jealous of the fact that Amber has a bronzed butthole?

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/7290/p1010313bv0.jpg

This girl's pushing one of my buttons. The button in question is marked "Arousal".

Given the shape of her hand in that photo, it's a big damn button.

This is getting my nomination for worst thread of 2009. I will be highly surprised if we can muster anything worse than this in the next 12 months.

thanks for bumping it and reminding us

it was bumped already. now you're bumping it too.

Okay okay okay. Okay.

it was bumped already. now you're bumping it too.

you can't bump something when it's one of the first two topics on the board.

A Lovesong For Amber

Passed out
In a shady
Hotel room
With a hooker
Faced down
In the restroom
The cockroaches
In hypnosis
Sippin' what's left
Of spilled mimosas
That hotel
Was so cheap
I should've brought
My own sheets
He wanted it
And I wanted to
What's left to do
I paid for the room

I'm greasy, grimey
Two-timey
Butt-sniffing animal
And if I want it
I get it
I'll eat that ass
Like a cannibal
I don't care
If you think
I'm dirty
I am dirty
Learn me
I masturbated
Till my KY faded
Unh
I'm exhausticated

It's all over your face
Tell me how does it taste?
When the lights go off
And your head goes down
Don't let
A drop go to waste
Go to town now

It's all over your face
Tell me baby
How does it taste?
When the lights go off
And your head goes down
Don't let a drop
Go to waste

Is it all over my face?
I'm in love dancing
Is it all over my face?
You've caught me
Love dancing

this thread is now contender for best thread of the year

this is why we need to stop accepting new members

As long as we keep this thread going, TEH AMBERZ will return!1

i'm going to post pornography in this thread. try and stop me.

NSFW OBVIOUSLY

<img src="http://www.babefanz.com/xoxoleah/naturally-hot/pictures/content_015.jpg">

<h1>NSFW</h1>

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Yeah- Olive Garden is amazing!

strike one

Nimrod, I vaguely remember you saying sometime awhile back that you thought Amber was hot. She was my "hot" friend. If only I looked like her. -That's what you said asshole.

why the fuck is this 6 pages. i'm not reading this shit unless there are tit shots

Nimrod, I vaguely remember you saying sometime awhile back that you thought Amber was hot. She was my "hot" friend. If only I looked like her. -That's what you said asshole.

i didn't say i wouldn't stick it in her butt

hey what happened to my pornography

You said more than that ;)

Amber: Haha

You said more than that ;)

ok then, hook us up

Hey ella. Is that your real name?

jesus fucking christ do you use her name this liberally in regular conversation?

so amber, i was wondering, amber, what are you doing tonight, amber? because amber, i would reall like to hang out with you, amber. so amber, could you get back to me sometime?


Eulogy- That was the best thing I have read, I couldnt stop laughing!! You're completely right.

my apologies for saying "ha ha" so much. I read thru the posts, and even annoyed myself. again, I apologize:)

So Amber are you here to stay?

Amber it's great that you're sticking around. Is there anything we can do to make you feel more welcome?

amber what's ur myspace