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wHATcOLOR
01-05-2009, 06:06 PM
why is this nsfw

Travis Meeks
01-05-2009, 06:22 PM
Trots showed the twins on page 4

wHATcOLOR
01-05-2009, 06:24 PM
page 4 with 35ppp or some other setting?

Travis Meeks
01-05-2009, 06:26 PM
don't insult me Jesse

(and I'm kidding about the twins)

wHATcOLOR
01-05-2009, 06:30 PM
:rockon:

Amber
01-05-2009, 06:42 PM
Yeah I think I am here to stick around, I enjoy this!! You guys are good company!!

my myspace is.. MySpace.com - Amber - 21 - Female - BYESVILLE, Ohio - www.myspace.com/ambereliz87 (http://www.myspace.com/ambereliz87)

Nimrod's Son
01-05-2009, 06:50 PM
"in a relationship" huh? plz post pics of the backwater hick loser who is out of his league

Nimrod's Son
01-05-2009, 06:52 PM
plz tell me this is him and his name is really fritz
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/4/l_7b9742fe3fe74834b4e7f19f6da23ea3.jpg

what i love about this pic is she's all dolled up: makeup, dress shirt, sharp jacket - and he shows up in a tshirt and takes her to a place where they serve you in plastic cups

wHATcOLOR
01-05-2009, 06:55 PM
hey amber go fuck yourself

killtrocity
01-05-2009, 07:23 PM
http://a778.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/85/l_dd7f75e14caefa8acd62b9bae42fe561.jpg

I've seen this in another thread

Nimrod's Son
01-05-2009, 07:29 PM
http://a778.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/85/l_dd7f75e14caefa8acd62b9bae42fe561.jpg

I've seen this in another thread

what the fuck

ravenguy2000
01-05-2009, 07:40 PM
(and I'm kidding about the twins)

:(

ella
01-05-2009, 08:24 PM
Oh my...Amber why do you have that lame photo of us at The Dark Knight premiere on your myspace??....fuckkkkkkkkkkkk.

Does Fritz only wear Element tshirts?

ella
01-05-2009, 08:25 PM
hey amber go fuck yourself


Ol' wHATcOLOR, always wanting the attention.
:eek: Even he couldn't resist yhid gay thread...just another chance to prove his doucheness.

wHATcOLOR
01-05-2009, 08:31 PM
you go f yourself too, you unsophisticated hick!

Floppy Nono
01-05-2009, 08:54 PM
i wish someone would tell me to go f myself :(

wHATcOLOR
01-05-2009, 09:05 PM
you go f yourself too pal

Floppy Nono
01-05-2009, 09:08 PM
:love:

Banana
01-05-2009, 09:16 PM
You know what's funny?

If Amber were a he and not a she, this thread would not have gone beyond 3 pages.

Trotskilicious
01-05-2009, 09:17 PM
about half of these pages are ella and amber talking to each other

further, you just pointed out that guys like girls. Mindbreakingly amazing stuff there nanner.

Thaniel Buckner
01-05-2009, 09:18 PM
heyannemarie.

thanks for taking my suggestion.

Floppy Nono
01-05-2009, 09:20 PM
You know what's funny?

If Amber were a he and not a she, this thread would not have gone beyond 3 pages.

dude, if amber was a he i bet this page would have been twice as long

Banana
01-05-2009, 09:22 PM
about half of these pages are ella and amber talking to each other

further, you just pointed out that guys like girls. Mindbreakingly amazing stuff there nanner.

That's not what I'm trying to point out at all. I'm trying to point out the desperation that leads to obsession over any girl on the internet.

Trotskilicious
01-05-2009, 09:27 PM
actually um

nah nevermind.

ohnoitsbonnie
01-05-2009, 09:57 PM
Amber, do you know how to quote?

ella
01-05-2009, 09:57 PM
La-di-da, You're welcome ******, but really, thank you sir.

I couldn't have been given a better avatar.

Thaniel Buckner
01-05-2009, 10:00 PM
i take it that you haven't read breakfast of champions.

Travis Meeks
01-05-2009, 10:05 PM
I'm not sure how I feel about someone else having a vonnegut avatar.

Trotskilicious
01-05-2009, 10:06 PM
I'd be using my Bill avatar by now but Fritters has a really good one.

ella
01-05-2009, 10:08 PM
It's just a butthole, don't worry about it Travis.

No one would ever try to steal your limelight! lullllllllllzz

ciGarski
01-05-2009, 10:09 PM
i love buttholes! great decision.

reprise85
01-05-2009, 10:23 PM
That's not what I'm trying to point out at all. I'm trying to point out the desperation that leads to obsession over any girl on the internet.

are you mildly retarded, or just really really high all the time?

...

perhaps it's both

Amber
01-06-2009, 07:16 PM
Bonnie- No, I don't know how to quote. I don't know how to do much on this website yet, but i'm learning

wHATcOLOR
01-06-2009, 07:20 PM
why don't you try clicking the button that says quote if you want to quote you genius

Amber
01-06-2009, 07:23 PM
Oh my...Amber why do you have that lame photo of us at The Dark Knight premiere on your myspace??....fuckkkkkkkkkkkk.

Does Fritz only wear Element tshirts?

Anne: I have to have that picture on there- its amazing!! haha and plus it makes me laugh.

and No, he doesnt just wear Element shirts- he's actually starting to dress his age. I make fun of him for being older than me and dressing like a thirteen year old skate rat.

and Nimrods son: I love dressing up!! even if it was to just goto a place with plastic cups- lol. We're from a very very very small town, I try to bring class to the hicks that wear nothing but rocky boots and camo. I can't wait to move to a big city outside of Ohio.

Floppy Nono
01-06-2009, 07:27 PM
amber, plz do as whatcolor says.

BlissedandGone2
01-06-2009, 07:41 PM
plz tell me this is him and his name is really fritz
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/4/l_7b9742fe3fe74834b4e7f19f6da23ea3.jpg

what i love about this pic is she's all dolled up: makeup, dress shirt, sharp jacket - and he shows up in a tshirt and takes her to a place where they serve you in plastic cups

yes, really sharp jacket... :erm:

neopryn
01-06-2009, 07:42 PM
i think the jacket is nice. is that houndstooth?

Starla
01-06-2009, 07:49 PM
I try to bring class to the hicks that wear nothing but rocky boots and camo.

what's wrong with boots and camo?

Amber
01-06-2009, 07:49 PM
amber, plz do as whatcolor says.


Awesome, Now I know how!! Thanks.

Floppy Nono
01-06-2009, 07:50 PM
great job!

Amber
01-06-2009, 07:51 PM
what's wrong with boots and camo?

nothing, as long as you are wearing them for the main purpose of hunting.

Amber
01-06-2009, 07:55 PM
i think the jacket is nice. is that houndstooth?

I think so. It's my favorite.:) Thanks;)

Starla
01-06-2009, 07:56 PM
nothing, as long as you are wearing them for the main purpose of hunting.



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/TwilightToStarlight/me888.jpg

i think this is ok

Amber
01-06-2009, 07:59 PM
that's adorable!! I have something sorta like that!
I'm talking about like, (I'm going to pull out some hunter lingo here) mossy oak and those bright orange vests that people wear when they hunt- people around here wear that like its fashionable, along with smelling like deer piss. lol

Floppy Nono
01-06-2009, 08:06 PM
<img src="http://images.cabelas.com/is/image/cabelas/s7_692713_imageset_02?$main-Large$">

Nimrod's Son
01-06-2009, 08:17 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/TwilightToStarlight/me888.jpg

i think this is ok
that is better than ok :blush:

Amber
01-06-2009, 08:20 PM
<img src="http://images.cabelas.com/is/image/cabelas/s7_692713_imageset_02?$main-Large$">




That is the picture of 95% of all men that live here. lol

Starla
01-06-2009, 08:20 PM
<img src="http://images.cabelas.com/is/image/cabelas/s7_692713_imageset_02?$main-Large$">

:rofl:

Floppy Nono
01-06-2009, 08:20 PM
his arms make me think of a t-rex

Starla
01-06-2009, 08:21 PM
That is the picture of 95% of all men that live here. lol

Same here. I'm used to it. I also hunt (not this last year) but I don't laze around in those clothes. I'm guilty of wearing alot of thermal underwear and flannel though.

Amber
01-06-2009, 08:24 PM
Same here. I'm used to it. I also hunt (not this last year) but I don't laze around in those clothes. I'm guilty of wearing alot of thermal underwear and flannel though.


I am guilty to wearing thermal underwear too- I work in a really cold office and have to wear scrubs which some know are really thin- I wear them every single day!! and my dad should be the spokesman for flannel.

yo soy el mejor
01-06-2009, 08:34 PM
his arms make me think of a t-rex
t-rex arms! :banging:

Floppy Nono
01-06-2009, 08:39 PM
TRICERACAT!

JokeyLoki
01-06-2009, 08:40 PM
GIRAFFE!

ella
01-06-2009, 10:06 PM
I can count on my hands the number of times I've found myself in some thermal underwear, and I believe all situations involved sled riding. =/

killtrocity
01-07-2009, 12:11 AM
fritters looks like mark derosa

Irridescent Fairysex
01-07-2009, 12:34 AM
hey amber! you look like a nice person, only a bit too much orange. welcome to our board.

Irridescent Fairysex
01-07-2009, 12:35 AM
if you keep posting maybe you can get some orange stars that go along with your tan. =)

Amber
01-07-2009, 12:00 PM
fritters looks like mark derosa

Fritters, as in my boyfriend Fritz?
I'll have to google Mark Derosa.

Nimrod's Son
01-07-2009, 01:40 PM
amber you're really slumming

Banana
01-07-2009, 02:04 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/TwilightToStarlight/me888.jpg

i think this is ok

Goddamn starla is hot

Floppy Nono
01-07-2009, 02:10 PM
no one asked you

Elvis The Fat Years
01-07-2009, 02:12 PM
i can't see her. is she wearing camouflage or something?

Mo
01-07-2009, 02:24 PM
nothing, as long as you are wearing them for the main purpose of hunting.

:erm:

RockLobster
01-07-2009, 02:27 PM
Goddamn starla is hot

you should get out more.

Nimrod's Son
01-07-2009, 02:39 PM
Goddamn starla is hot

maybe you'll be in luck since most hot girls love arrogant douchebags who pick fights and live in filth

Banana
01-07-2009, 02:52 PM
Oh my roommate and I did some cleaning of the house yesterday, and I did some further cleaning today. Once we get the landlord to replace the flooring downstairs, this place will be classy.

Floppy Nono
01-07-2009, 02:53 PM
no one asked you

I'm Hardcore
01-07-2009, 02:54 PM
maybe you'll be in luck since most hot girls love arrogant douchebags who pick fights and live in filth

isnt this such truth, though? :(

sickbadthing
01-07-2009, 02:54 PM
you can clean that dump as much as you want. you'll still never get laid. YOU'RE IN COLLEGE AND YOU CAN'T GET LAID. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

Trotskilicious
01-07-2009, 05:02 PM
you can clean that dump as much as you want. you'll still never get laid. YOU'RE IN COLLEGE AND YOU CAN'T GET LAID. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

:(

Hillzy
01-07-2009, 05:43 PM
:(

Yeah that one inadvertently targetted me too.

barden
01-07-2009, 05:51 PM
i NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE NICE TRY FUCKOS!!!

wHATcOLOR
01-07-2009, 05:54 PM
we've always operated under the "better 100 undeserving boarders get burned than one deserving boarder go unburned" philosophy here

wHATcOLOR
01-07-2009, 05:55 PM
i say that as a general statement, i'm not weighing in on whether or not any particular boarders deserve the burn being discussed, becuase quite frankly i'm feeling very lazy

Trotskilicious
01-07-2009, 06:05 PM
sickbadthing has every right to burn

how does one not get laid in college

i still don't know

Nimrod's Son
01-07-2009, 06:29 PM
step 1 is talking to girls
step 2 ???
step 3 poontang

seriously though in college if i tripped i could accidentally land in vagina. i don't understand the dilemma

Trotskilicious
01-07-2009, 06:38 PM
well you have to feel like you're worth more than something on someone else's shoes.

If I was going to school right now I wouldn't even be here right now man, I'd be hooking up.

I had 3 or 4 opportunities that I screwed up because I was all :( the whole time.

Trotskilicious
01-07-2009, 06:40 PM
being stoned all the time doesn't help, either.

publius clodius
01-08-2009, 08:17 AM
i still believe people don't actually have sex

neopryn
01-08-2009, 08:31 AM
i still believe people don't actually have sexyeah. it's actually pretty gross if you think about it, which i do.

publius clodius
01-08-2009, 08:39 AM
i really wish i wouldn't want to have sex

what a waste of time and emotional investment

Nimrod's Son
01-08-2009, 12:14 PM
being stoned all the time doesn't help, either.sure it does. you get the stoner chicks, who are notoriously easier than others.

Nimrod's Son
01-08-2009, 12:14 PM
i really wish i wouldn't want to have sex

what a waste of time and emotional investment

what emotional investment?

Irridescent Fairysex
01-08-2009, 12:23 PM
head > sex

Nimrod's Son
01-08-2009, 12:46 PM
Depends on the chick.

Trotskilicious
01-08-2009, 12:49 PM
sure it does. you get the stoner chicks, who are notoriously easier than others.

...what stoner chicks.

Banana
01-08-2009, 02:22 PM
^What world do you live in?

Floppy Nono
01-08-2009, 02:50 PM
no one asked you

Trotskilicious
01-08-2009, 03:03 PM
I guess the girls I knew that smoked were either taken or so thoroughly unappealing and slovenly I didn't even really notice.

Also I tend to define stoner as someone who smokes heavily, not just part time.

Amber
01-10-2009, 11:19 AM
i really wish i wouldn't want to have sex

what a waste of time and emotional investment

wow. how could someone not want to have sex? waste of time, emotional investement? You must not be having very good sex.

ohnoitsbonnie
01-10-2009, 11:53 AM
You should move to jersey, amber

publius clodius
01-10-2009, 01:46 PM
i do want to have sex but i wish i wouldn't. read my post, "Amber"

Trotskilicious
01-10-2009, 01:52 PM
i doubt that fucked up guy in the teeshirt is fucking her good

ohnoitsbonnie
01-10-2009, 01:54 PM
I understand your post, 'publius clodius'

ella
01-10-2009, 02:39 PM
Amber is online, but she's not on netphoria...whatabitch.

publius clodius
01-10-2009, 03:49 PM
I understand your post, 'publius clodius'

i am sure you do, "ohnoitsbonnie"

Amber
01-11-2009, 11:26 AM
You should move to jersey, amber

whys that?

Amber
01-11-2009, 11:39 AM
i doubt that fucked up guy in the teeshirt is fucking her good

jealous much.
atleast i'm getting some.;)

Trotskilicious
01-11-2009, 12:11 PM
Nah I fucked him too, he sucks.

ella
01-11-2009, 03:41 PM
He gets around....

do you guys like my signature and location...it reminds me of The Twilight Zone.

Travis Meeks
01-11-2009, 05:17 PM
whys that?

Because Bonnie and I are open to new friends in the bedroom.

Amber
01-11-2009, 08:12 PM
He gets around....

do you guys like my signature and location...it reminds me of The Twilight Zone.



alright anne, you called it my boyfriend is a total man whore.

and yeah, its cool. it is very twilight zone-ish.

Floppy Nono
01-11-2009, 08:26 PM
hello amber, anne marie is in the shower and will get back to you as soon as possible

aldango
01-11-2009, 08:58 PM
I think so. It's my favorite.:) Thanks;)

it is! and it's fantastic, where's it from?

ella
01-12-2009, 02:43 AM
hello amber, anne marie is in the shower and will get back to you as soon as possible

You're such a G33k!

Amber
01-16-2009, 06:28 PM
it is! and it's fantastic, where's it from?

Macys.com on sale:)

Amber
01-16-2009, 06:29 PM
Because Bonnie and I are open to new friends in the bedroom.



Well, if i ever make it there I'll let you know;)

Nimrod's Son
01-16-2009, 06:50 PM
jealous much.
atleast i'm getting some.;)

wow a chick who can get some

stop the press

ohnoitsbonnie
01-16-2009, 06:51 PM
Gross. No offense, amber

Travis Meeks
01-16-2009, 06:57 PM
sorry Amber, I guess Bon and I will have to keep on looking :(

Elvis The Fat Years
01-16-2009, 07:18 PM
i doubt that fucked up guy in the teeshirt is fucking her good

atleast i'm getting some.;)

that's a yes.

Trotskilicious
01-16-2009, 07:27 PM
good point

barden
01-16-2009, 07:28 PM
haha