I dunno if they've ever heard of a thing called a hoodie. Regardless, the people in Snuggies at a football game look like members of some kind of weird religious cult.
I dunno if they've ever heard of a thing called a hoodie. Regardless, the people in Snuggies at a football game look like members of some kind of weird religious cult.
ha my sister told me about these things and I thought she was joking.
OMG BLANKETS ARE SO HARD TO USE
Trotskilicious
12-24-2008, 10:41 AM
Well when when I'm sitting at a computer and i want to stay warm a blanket doesn't really help.
Of course I have this marvelous invention called the hoodie that comes with a deluxe head cover at no additional charge.
And it's made by germans and you know germans make good stuff.
Pizza Club
12-24-2008, 10:48 AM
BC will wear this on the next tour, mark my words.
I love Vince. He's my hero. He's everything a con man should be. Skinny like he hasn't really eaten, but muscular because he gets in lots of fights so he does pull ups on fire escapes. Probably just before he pulls himself up to burglarize a house, too. He's constantly talking, he's got a miscellaneous headset like he's online waiting for your call. I just love him. He seems like he was doing Three Card Monte on the corner of Flatbush and Tillery until he got a crate of these useless towels though some kind of crooked scam.
Thaniel Buckner
12-24-2008, 10:57 AM
i can't believe you are calling the shamwow useless.
Trotskilicious
12-24-2008, 11:05 AM
I saw a demo of it. It does what a towel does, only it's smaller.
Thaniel Buckner
12-24-2008, 11:14 AM
and better!
Thaniel Buckner
12-24-2008, 11:15 AM
and it has electrolytes.
Trotskilicious
12-24-2008, 11:20 AM
It's worth it just to support Vince's out-of-control coke problem.
Thaniel Buckner
12-24-2008, 11:23 AM
just tell me one thing brendan.
can YOUR towel do THAT?
Trotskilicious
12-24-2008, 11:36 AM
Well it did a pretty goddamn good job of soaking up all the water when the valve on the toilet started spraying it against the wall and onto the floor.
Elvis The Fat Years
12-24-2008, 12:21 PM
BC will wear this on the next tour, mark my words.
sp gen chat neg rep
Trotskilicious
12-24-2008, 12:41 PM
I notice you're doing a lot of that lately, Elvis.
Ol' Couch Ass
12-24-2008, 12:47 PM
There is really a quiet desperation in Vince's eyes... like he doesn't just want me to believe how great the Shamwow! is, he wants to believe it himself.
Trotskilicious
12-24-2008, 12:54 PM
I'm going to write a screenplay about him.
Trotskilicious
12-24-2008, 12:55 PM
also why is it a SHAM wow. hmm? is that just a coy joke?
Ol' Couch Ass
12-24-2008, 12:57 PM
Vince and Janet Jackson (circa the Rhythm Nation tour) are the greatest American entertainers of the past 50 years. I think we the general public have greatly underestimated the power and appeal of the seemingly random headset.
Nimrod's Son
12-24-2008, 01:52 PM
I like that someone found a use for leftover cultist robes
also why is it a SHAM wow. hmm? is that just a coy joke?
I think it's a play on words of some sort, 'cause there is a type of leather called chamois (but pronounced "shammy") that is used as a super-absorber. I don't think I'd ever buy a ShamWow but I wouldn't pass up the booth at a local fair, that's for sure.