Jobs won't be at Macworld. And I guess this is the last Macworld where Apple is involved in exhibits.

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"This is just the first step in our plans to phase out Apple entirely" Jobs is quoted as saying

"The company is doing fine but we're all just sick of working" he continued

"This has nothing to do with what a shitty, increasingly tiny convention Macworld is; also, if you don't like AIDS, do not put your iPhone up to your ear on July 21, 2009 at 5:00 Eastern"

7 Bullshit Rumors That Caused Real World Catastrophes

#7. The Five-Billion Dollar Steve Jobs Rumor
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The Rumor:

Apple CEO Steve Jobs had a heart attack!


The Damage:

As soon as word hit the internet that Jobs had been rushed to the hospital with a failing heart, this happened to Apple stock:

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In the first hour of trading the stock lost 10% of its value ($4.8 billion motherfucking dollars), spurred by panicked investors who apparently believe that Apple Computer Inc. is made up entirely of Steve Jobs working alone in his garage.

How It Got Started:

A teenager and a keyboard.

Authorities say the whole thing was just some random 18-year-old posting the rumor to CNN's iReport website, which boasts at the top of its page, "... The stories submitted by users are not edited, fact-checked or screened before they post."

Man, how could they have known anything would go wrong with that?

source:7 Bullshit Rumors That Caused Real World Catastrophes | Cracked.com (http://www.cracked.com/article_16869_7-bullshit-rumors-that-caused-real-world-catastrophes.html)


Their source: http://www.bloggingstocks.com/2008/10/25/teenager-started-steve-jobs-heart-attack-rumor/

I heard that Steve Jobs has had cancer for the past few years but he has been keeping it quiet.

I'M A PC

hey kid, I'm a computer.

I heard that Steve Jobs has had cancer for the past few years but he has been keeping it quiet.

Aye, pancreatic and he's had two surgeries.

If this isn't the last Macworld I will be surprised. Not because I think Apple is going anywhere; that's ludicrous. But because trade shows are collapsing left and right. They're not worth the expense.

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