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PeppermintHippo
11-20-2008, 07:20 PM
This gal messaged me asking me if I liked: Karaoke, drinking and fucking :erm:

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<img src= "http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/180x0/780x600/0/4534311752390899705.jpeg___150_500_150_600_08a9f2d b_.jpg">

I'm Hardcore
11-20-2008, 07:24 PM
wow

wHATcOLOR
11-20-2008, 07:24 PM
do you?

LaBelle
11-20-2008, 07:25 PM
What a weird yellow tongue in that first pic...

Travis Meeks
11-20-2008, 07:27 PM
you'll hit it

I'm Hardcore
11-20-2008, 07:27 PM
its like she has an extra stomach on the side, in that first photo

Starla
11-20-2008, 07:28 PM
why do women like this get any man they want

Elvis The Fat Years
11-20-2008, 07:30 PM
because they spread faster than the plague

PeppermintHippo
11-20-2008, 07:30 PM
do you?
Very much so!

However...

you'll hit it

I will not

:hurl:

aTHyQn
11-20-2008, 07:31 PM
because they are down to earth

LaBelle
11-20-2008, 07:33 PM
because they are down to earth

Is that a fat joke?

Esty
11-20-2008, 07:34 PM
Your ex really let herself go.

I'm Hardcore
11-20-2008, 07:34 PM
can nobody else see the extra belly?

Starla
11-20-2008, 07:36 PM
del lol

Travis Meeks
11-20-2008, 07:49 PM
I bet Toby is getting a HJ right now

wHATcOLOR
11-20-2008, 07:53 PM
toby please provide a detailed assessment of her technique and overall skill once she has finished

PeppermintHippo
11-20-2008, 08:07 PM
I hate handjobs

LaBelle
11-20-2008, 08:17 PM
Is she a nurse?

wHATcOLOR
11-20-2008, 08:24 PM
an hj well performed is nothing to turn your nose up at

sickbadthing
11-20-2008, 08:25 PM
what kind of people would ever like fucking?

Caine Walker
11-20-2008, 08:41 PM
that floor is filthy!

LaBelle
11-20-2008, 08:49 PM
Is not dirt!! those are the love trails...

Travis Meeks
11-20-2008, 08:52 PM
hopefully Toby acts like a gentleman tonight and runs a vacuum cleaner after the H J

Thaniel Buckner
11-20-2008, 09:52 PM
i would not even put my penis in her mouth.

yo soy el mejor
11-20-2008, 10:13 PM
i can see the chubby chaser appeal. :/ not just with her.but with lots of fat girls. thank god im not a dude.

PeppermintHippo
11-20-2008, 10:28 PM
I am not chubby chaser for the record

killtrocity
11-20-2008, 11:27 PM
reminds me of that magic troll thing

duovamp
11-20-2008, 11:37 PM
Those green stains on her carpet are especially appealing. GO FOR IT MAN!!

I'm Hardcore
11-20-2008, 11:57 PM
i would not even put my penis in her mouth.

i wouldnt even fuck her with Banana's penis

TheMilstead
11-21-2008, 12:10 AM
i wouldnt even fuck her with Banana's penis

You'd pass up the opportunity to possibly give him a disease?

Fattening Ass
11-21-2008, 03:27 AM
Im pretty sure thats a man

wHATcOLOR
11-21-2008, 03:42 AM
Im pretty sure thats a man


is that how you justify being turned on by the pics?

Nimrod's Son
11-21-2008, 01:11 PM
an hj well performed is nothing to turn your nose up at

It's something I can do better myself.

besides, most chicks act like they're picking carrots. not cool.

PeppermintHippo
11-21-2008, 05:01 PM
^ amen brotha

Nimrod's Son
11-21-2008, 08:52 PM
<img src= "http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/180x0/780x600/0/4534311752390899705.jpeg___150_500_150_600_08a9f2d b_.jpg">

What I can't get over is the stained carpet.

shannon
11-21-2008, 08:53 PM
its the armpit that really gets me

shannon
11-21-2008, 08:54 PM
or whatever that is

Nimrod's Son
11-21-2008, 08:55 PM
yeah but the armpit - for that picture there's not much she could do about that. It's her armpit. But the "here's mah sexy photo sticking out mah tongue on my shit stain carpet" just boggles the noggin.

Nimrod's Son
11-21-2008, 08:55 PM
or whatever that is

it's like an arm uvula

shannon
11-21-2008, 08:56 PM
she could have not leaned like that or tucked it in... i dunno

carpet is rough as hell though

Nimrod's Son
11-21-2008, 08:57 PM
what's your carpet look like

sickbadthing
11-21-2008, 08:58 PM
What I can't get over is the stained carpet.

It's probably cleaner than her mouth.

LaBelle
11-21-2008, 09:01 PM
your fascination is getting scarier than the pictures at this point

Nimrod's Son
11-21-2008, 09:03 PM
your fascination is getting scarier than the pictures at this point

i bet your carpet and drapes clash.

LaBelle
11-21-2008, 09:06 PM
no carpet here, i'm highly allergic, so the less probabilty of gathering dust the better.

Nimrod's Son
11-21-2008, 09:07 PM
did you used to gather a lot of dust in your carpet

LaBelle
11-21-2008, 09:11 PM
did you used to gather a lot of dust in your carpet

:rofl:
nevermind...

let's go back at picking at that lascivious chick's pics, shall we?

PeppermintHippo
11-21-2008, 09:12 PM
Is LaBelle Kristin Jones?

Nimrod's Son
11-21-2008, 09:18 PM
No, LaBelle has much better grammar.

Fattening Ass
11-21-2008, 09:25 PM
is that how you justify being turned on by the pics?

yeah it is

Geek USA
11-21-2008, 09:30 PM
i've seen a 'sexy' picture of someone with one of those dog training pads fulla shit next to them or was it piss.. I don't remember it was just gross.

Fattening Ass
11-21-2008, 09:32 PM
crazy cheo with the ghetto mammoriez of gross stuff

Fattening Ass
11-21-2008, 09:58 PM
Toby, I think i found another pic of her

<img src="http://paparayshockey.com/cheetos.jpg">

Floppy Nono
11-21-2008, 09:59 PM
at one point the shorts on the left were a family sized tent

Mason R Butler
11-22-2008, 05:26 PM
I have fucked worse than this and I'd do it again.

Rockin' Cherub
11-22-2008, 05:44 PM
people just want to be loved

Gish08
11-23-2008, 10:38 AM
She's fucking nasty. Avoid

wpc33
11-25-2008, 04:04 PM
Fat chicks who drink hard, smoke, and suck every cock they see, have no self-esteem, and are total pigs. When your addictions outnumber your silverware, you cease to be attractive.
Oh, pigs like this always have the filthiest houses. I was friends with a broad like this in college; her and her three identical friends were just as I described.

Nothing against large women. I've done a few, but nothing deeply appalling, like this! They were appealing people, who didn't give me diseases.

Eulogy
11-25-2008, 04:08 PM
picking carrots?

Shallowed
11-25-2008, 04:31 PM
Hey, you guys are pretty critical of other people's carpet for not having the balls to show your own carpet.

http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=33285&stc=1&d=1227648646

wHATcOLOR
11-25-2008, 04:32 PM
yeah it is



cool

JokeyLoki
11-25-2008, 04:44 PM
i've seen a 'sexy' picture of someone with one of those dog training pads fulla shit next to them or was it piss.. I don't remember it was just gross.

Not dog training pads, but still fucking gross.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3169/2312746787_db0cd79c33_o.jpg

shannon
11-25-2008, 04:49 PM
that picture is so strange to me

PeppermintHippo
11-25-2008, 04:53 PM
how embarassing

PeppermintHippo
11-25-2008, 04:54 PM
I bet if she took her bra off no one would have ever noticed the poo

Shallowed
11-25-2008, 05:02 PM
She???

PeppermintHippo
11-25-2008, 05:11 PM
I'm pretty sure thats a chick.

Shallowed
11-25-2008, 05:17 PM
Not if you cover up the bottom two-thirds of the picture.

PeppermintHippo
11-25-2008, 05:19 PM
I guess.

shannon
11-25-2008, 05:27 PM
first of all, fucking flush. how does one forget to do that?

second of all, did she not notice the smell lingering? that looks like a pretty serious dook, i can't imagine that it didn't smell.

c'mon :rolleyes:

yo soy el mejor
11-25-2008, 05:31 PM
yeah and upon uploading wouldnt she see that shit?!

LaBelle
11-25-2008, 05:34 PM
she's kinda wet, do you guys REALLY think she was in the shower?

PeppermintHippo
11-25-2008, 05:34 PM
first of all, fucking flush. how does one forget to do that?

second of all, did she not notice the smell lingering? that looks like a pretty serious dook, i can't imagine that it didn't smell.

c'mon :rolleyes:

perhaps her shit smell like roses!

yo soy el mejor
11-25-2008, 05:35 PM
she's kinda wet, do you guys REALLY think she was in the shower?
she just has naturally greasy hair. :banging:

yo soy el mejor
11-25-2008, 05:36 PM
perhaps her shit smell like roses!

but roses really smell like poopoo

Shallowed
11-25-2008, 06:02 PM
She is seriously ugly. Why has this not been said yet.

PeppermintHippo
11-25-2008, 06:07 PM
the poo supersedes her looks