This gal messaged me asking me if I liked: Karaoke, drinking and fucking :erm:

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wow

do you?

What a weird yellow tongue in that first pic...

you'll hit it

its like she has an extra stomach on the side, in that first photo

why do women like this get any man they want

because they spread faster than the plague

do you?
Very much so!

However...

you'll hit it

I will not

:hurl:

because they are down to earth

because they are down to earth

Is that a fat joke?

Your ex really let herself go.

can nobody else see the extra belly?

del lol

I bet Toby is getting a HJ right now

toby please provide a detailed assessment of her technique and overall skill once she has finished

I hate handjobs

Is she a nurse?

an hj well performed is nothing to turn your nose up at

what kind of people would ever like fucking?

that floor is filthy!

Is not dirt!! those are the love trails...

hopefully Toby acts like a gentleman tonight and runs a vacuum cleaner after the H J

i would not even put my penis in her mouth.

i can see the chubby chaser appeal. :/ not just with her.but with lots of fat girls. thank god im not a dude.

I am not chubby chaser for the record

reminds me of that magic troll thing

Those green stains on her carpet are especially appealing. GO FOR IT MAN!!

i would not even put my penis in her mouth.

i wouldnt even fuck her with Banana's penis

i wouldnt even fuck her with Banana's penis

You'd pass up the opportunity to possibly give him a disease?

Im pretty sure thats a man

Im pretty sure thats a man


is that how you justify being turned on by the pics?

an hj well performed is nothing to turn your nose up at

It's something I can do better myself.

besides, most chicks act like they're picking carrots. not cool.

^ amen brotha

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What I can't get over is the stained carpet.

its the armpit that really gets me

or whatever that is

yeah but the armpit - for that picture there's not much she could do about that. It's her armpit. But the "here's mah sexy photo sticking out mah tongue on my shit stain carpet" just boggles the noggin.

or whatever that is

it's like an arm uvula

she could have not leaned like that or tucked it in... i dunno

carpet is rough as hell though

what's your carpet look like

What I can't get over is the stained carpet.

It's probably cleaner than her mouth.

your fascination is getting scarier than the pictures at this point

your fascination is getting scarier than the pictures at this point

i bet your carpet and drapes clash.

no carpet here, i'm highly allergic, so the less probabilty of gathering dust the better.

did you used to gather a lot of dust in your carpet

did you used to gather a lot of dust in your carpet

:rofl:
nevermind...

let's go back at picking at that lascivious chick's pics, shall we?

Is LaBelle Kristin Jones?

No, LaBelle has much better grammar.

is that how you justify being turned on by the pics?

yeah it is

i've seen a 'sexy' picture of someone with one of those dog training pads fulla shit next to them or was it piss.. I don't remember it was just gross.

crazy cheo with the ghetto mammoriez of gross stuff

Toby, I think i found another pic of her

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at one point the shorts on the left were a family sized tent

I have fucked worse than this and I'd do it again.

people just want to be loved

She's fucking nasty. Avoid

Fat chicks who drink hard, smoke, and suck every cock they see, have no self-esteem, and are total pigs. When your addictions outnumber your silverware, you cease to be attractive.
Oh, pigs like this always have the filthiest houses. I was friends with a broad like this in college; her and her three identical friends were just as I described.

Nothing against large women. I've done a few, but nothing deeply appalling, like this! They were appealing people, who didn't give me diseases.

picking carrots?

Hey, you guys are pretty critical of other people's carpet for not having the balls to show your own carpet.

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yeah it is



cool

i've seen a 'sexy' picture of someone with one of those dog training pads fulla shit next to them or was it piss.. I don't remember it was just gross.

Not dog training pads, but still fucking gross.

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that picture is so strange to me

how embarassing

I bet if she took her bra off no one would have ever noticed the poo

She???

I'm pretty sure thats a chick.

Not if you cover up the bottom two-thirds of the picture.

I guess.

first of all, fucking flush. how does one forget to do that?

second of all, did she not notice the smell lingering? that looks like a pretty serious dook, i can't imagine that it didn't smell.

c'mon :rolleyes:

yeah and upon uploading wouldnt she see that shit?!

she's kinda wet, do you guys REALLY think she was in the shower?

first of all, fucking flush. how does one forget to do that?

second of all, did she not notice the smell lingering? that looks like a pretty serious dook, i can't imagine that it didn't smell.

c'mon :rolleyes:

perhaps her shit smell like roses!

she's kinda wet, do you guys REALLY think she was in the shower?
she just has naturally greasy hair. :banging:

perhaps her shit smell like roses!

but roses really smell like poopoo

She is seriously ugly. Why has this not been said yet.

the poo supersedes her looks