Jean-Claude is infamous for being a manwhore who can't keep his cheesy peen in his surfer pants, so it's no surprise that he hit on a 22-year-old reporter from Newsweek during an interview.

Sarah Ball talked to 48-year-old Jean-Claude about his new movie "JCVD" and the conversation quickly turned creepy. Oh and JC is currently married to wifey #5:

Beautiful? Why?
I really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

OK —
It was like being naked—I would love to be naked in front of you.

Well, I —
Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy Frenchman. Being naked of protection.

So you've no regrets at all?
Believe me—I've done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don't regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?

Yes, I am.
And are you 27, or 32?

I 'm 22.
Oh, fuck. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?

I don't know. When is it?
I don't know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?

Uh —
You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.


Jean-Claude Van Damme Still Wants to Get His Kicks | Newsweek Newsmakers | Newsweek.com (http://www.newsweek.com/id/169176)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

also, i realllllly wanna see jcvd. it got raves at tiff!

i accidentally clicked on a link to this story and huffington post and thought to myself "what kind of moron would bear any interest in reading about this crap?"

now i know.

How this fluff snuck its way onto Huffington Post, that's the real mystery.

mods please delete the preceding three posts and make the following post the new original post, with its title the new post title. also delete this post

rofl

It was like being naked—I would love to be naked in front of you.



Sounds like a pm I got from Warsaw.

JCVD is a Belgian wanker.

JCVD is a Belgian wanker.

Your point being? I watched the shit out of Universal Soldier as a kid. Classic times

Sounds like a pm I got from Warsaw.

Did he meant it as in "being naked of protection" as well?

dude stole my lines

Your point being? I watched the shit out of Universal Soldier as a kid. Classic times wasn't van Damme a hero for most of kids at one point? I saw the movie on Saturday - really good.

was banning alex really necessary?