View Full Version : Australia: The Movie

Sonic Johnny
11-19-2008, 03:49 AM
On behalf of every australian who isn't in baz luhrmann (sp?) i'd just like to apologize for this pretentious cunt naming his film after our country. As i have said to many of my friends, if the yanks made a film called America we'd give you no end of shit about it. I haven't seen this film yet but i guarantee it will blow.

FTR - Aside from mercilessly slaughtering/attempting to "breed out" the aboriginal people of our continent, the only proper conflict in our dull-as-shit history was the Eureka Stockade, which lasted like 8 hours and was over tax rates for gold miners.

That is all.

11-19-2008, 04:01 AM
Eureka Stockade was awesome.

11-19-2008, 04:35 AM
I'm also disappointed this movie isn't about the land mass.

I wouldn't call Australian history dull as shit though. The stuff you learn about in school certainly is. But convicts, bushrangers, that kind of stuff is all pretty interesting.

Fattening Ass
11-19-2008, 04:41 AM

11-19-2008, 05:30 AM
aren't they changing the ending....because someone dies?

Sonic Johnny
11-19-2008, 07:46 AM
or gets injured, or is even there at the time for that matter.

Caine Walker
11-19-2008, 08:14 AM
three different endings were filmed, he <i>just</i> finished the movie last friday. i know this because i read US Weekly.

Sonic Johnny
11-19-2008, 08:21 AM
who cares what happens in the film. Pretentious cunt named his film after our landmass.

Caine Walker
11-19-2008, 08:22 AM
yeah, that was pretty douchey.

11-19-2008, 08:59 AM
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11-19-2008, 09:26 AM
why the fuck even bother casting nicky kidman in ANYTHING? her face DOES NOT MOVE. lay off the botox, yo!

11-19-2008, 10:38 AM
why the fuck even bother casting nicky kidman in ANYTHING? her face DOES NOT MOVE. lay off the botox, yo!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this. She's probably resorted to using the same stuff the Russians use to keep Lenin's body preserved.

11-19-2008, 12:54 PM
she's not all that as an actor either.
the best acting she did was when she stuffed a pillow in her dress and call herself pregnant. but even that performance was mediocre.

11-19-2008, 01:06 PM
I'd still pump her

11-19-2008, 01:16 PM
i wish my name was baz