View Full Version : why are nurses always overweight?


SuckSuckStyle
11-18-2008, 09:56 PM
i'm a union rep at a bunch of hospitals and i swear that 80% of my nursing staff are these big ass ladies who walk with a limp, shifting their weight from side to side with every step. i feel sorry for their poor knees. do they think that wearing scrubs hide this? just because your scrub shirt has the tazmanian devil printed all over it doesnt mean your gut isnt hanging over your theighs. wtf.

aTHyQn
11-18-2008, 10:01 PM
how many of them are black?

Mo
11-18-2008, 10:01 PM
Because nurses got one of the shittiest jobs in the world.

vanilla
11-18-2008, 10:03 PM
i'm going to school to be a nurse. better get on the treadmill to prove everyone wrong. j/k i have noticed this too tho. i work at a hospital...yeah.

SuckSuckStyle
11-18-2008, 10:04 PM
mmm some. but def. not all. actually i'd say maybe only 10% of them were black. there's actually a black HR lady who is SMOKIN hot

SuckSuckStyle
11-18-2008, 10:05 PM
i'm going to school to be a nurse. better get on the treadmill to prove everyone wrong. j/k i have noticed this too tho. i work at a hospital...yeah.


right? so i'm not crazy. and they all complain about staffing and how they're running around all the time.

i met a skinny hot nurse today. we made eyes i felt special.

ohnoitsbonnie
11-18-2008, 10:09 PM
Because their hours suck and they are under a lot of stress and go for fast food because they don't have time to cook

SuckSuckStyle
11-18-2008, 10:12 PM
Because their hours suck and they are under a lot of stress and go for fast food because they don't have time to cook

in that case, i'm in the same boat but you dont see me taking the elevator

vanilla
11-18-2008, 10:12 PM
no, you're not crazy. it's true.

ohnoitsbonnie
11-18-2008, 10:12 PM
in that case, i'm in the same boat but you dont see me taking the elevator

Well good. Don't get to the point where you just give up

pale blue eyes
11-18-2008, 10:15 PM
I meet more skinny, young and bitchy nurses here than older, chubby, and cranky ones. Not by much though. Our department nurse is not only a cranky bitch but is also a racist. An inpatient peed on her one time and it was delightful.

SuckSuckStyle
11-18-2008, 10:15 PM
Well good. Don't get to the point where you just give up
:)

Travis Meeks
11-18-2008, 10:17 PM
i'm a union rep

LOL

they have a much more noble and worthwhile job than you do

sickbadthing
11-18-2008, 10:17 PM
i think it's because they love eating candy. they love it so much, their tears could turn to gumdrops.

SuckSuckStyle
11-18-2008, 10:18 PM
I meet more skinny, young and bitchy nurses here than older, chubby, and cranky ones. Not by much though. Our department nurse is not only a cranky bitch but is also a racist. An inpatient peed on her one time and it was delightful.

my nurses are all white almost white trash kinda ladies. all ages. and they're all cranky.

Travis Meeks
11-18-2008, 10:19 PM
any why are they your nurses? You're not a manager

SuckSuckStyle
11-18-2008, 10:20 PM
LOL

they have a much more noble and worthwhile job than you do


yes they do.

vanilla
11-18-2008, 10:21 PM
i don't ever want to become a cranky nurse. that would suck.

SuckSuckStyle
11-18-2008, 10:23 PM
any why are they your nurses? You're not a manager


nope. i'm not.

Travis Meeks
11-18-2008, 10:23 PM
unions are horrible. quit your job and find something meaningful and stop making fun of people who are making other people's lives better

SuckSuckStyle
11-18-2008, 10:25 PM
k

Travis Meeks
11-18-2008, 10:30 PM
in that case, i'm in the same boat but you dont see me taking the elevator

and.... maybe after working 12+ hours, dealing with dying people, dealing with asshole doctors, lifting 300 lb people, dealing with union reps, and running around at full speed they want to take the elevator at the end of the day.... not the same as talking on the phone and filling out forms

ok I'm done

Mo
11-18-2008, 10:31 PM
Oi, Meeks, what's so horrible about unions?

beef curtains
11-18-2008, 10:32 PM
I'm sure these nurses would be thrilled to know that their union dues help pay your internet bill so you can call them out on their weight

Travis Meeks
11-18-2008, 10:33 PM
promotes inefficiency.

I'll flip out about that tomorrow

SuckSuckStyle
11-18-2008, 10:34 PM
go for it

sickbadthing
11-18-2008, 10:37 PM
wait a minute... THOSE FAT BITCHES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING PEOPLE

SuckSuckStyle
11-18-2008, 10:38 PM
I'm sure these nurses would be thrilled to know that their union dues help pay your internet bill so you can call them out on their weight

yep

noyen
11-18-2008, 10:39 PM
fuck the police.

Travis Meeks
11-19-2008, 09:39 PM
oh and welcome back SSS

ravenguy2000
11-19-2008, 09:50 PM
Union Rep sounds like a pretty good job.

Kahlo
11-20-2008, 05:50 AM
So they can fulfill the wishes of old men who want to be smothered to death by a pair of huge breasts.

Kahlo
11-20-2008, 05:50 AM
At least I hope that is the case.

bardy
11-20-2008, 06:11 PM
I am pretty indifferent about unions, in case you guys cared.

maoi
11-20-2008, 06:15 PM
i cared

bardy
11-20-2008, 06:15 PM
thats all I had to input to this thread since I don't go to hospitals very often *knock knock*

Hillzy
11-20-2008, 11:45 PM
I know quite a few nurses who have serious back problems from lifting patients in years gone by when health and safety wasn't such a big deal, its impacted on their quality of life hugely so they couldn't exercise or anything much. In saying that, most of the nurses I know are thin to medium build.

The Jesus
11-21-2008, 01:11 AM
I'd like to get a bed bath from an attractive, firm-bodied, young nurse one day.

peabody
11-21-2008, 01:13 AM
when i was in the hospital in june for a few weeks my nurses were all fat gay dudes or super thin latinas who called me "crazy" all the time.

yo soy el mejor
11-21-2008, 01:14 AM
most of the ladies at my job are fat. they were stupid scrubs, too.

Hate the Hater
11-21-2008, 01:23 AM
I'd like to get a bed bath from an unattractive, big-bodied, middle aged nurse one day.



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The Jesus
11-21-2008, 01:27 AM
I bet she'd be really rough with the ol' cock and balls.

Hate the Hater
11-21-2008, 01:29 AM
Rough with the enemas too!

Kahlo
11-21-2008, 01:30 AM
Fuck yeah!

Early morning fap material :)

Hate the Hater
11-21-2008, 01:35 AM
I see a coffee enema in your future, Kahlo!!!

Banana
11-21-2008, 01:48 AM
When I got my appendix taken out last year: 50% of the nurses were old and not attractive, but 50% were also young and very attractive.

cardiac
11-21-2008, 05:39 AM
Horny Nurses IV gave such an unrealistic picture of the trade

yo soy el mejor
11-21-2008, 09:46 AM
I HEARD THAT U WERE FEELING ILL. HEADACHE. FEVER. AND A CHILL. I CAME TO HELP RESTORE YOUR PLUCK. CAUSE IM THE NURSE WHO LIKES TO...

Nimrod's Son
11-21-2008, 12:51 PM
Most of the nurses I meet are hot. It's probably because you're in Vegas, Tessa. Hot girls in Vegas don't become nurses, they become strippers or cocktail waitresses.

noyen
11-21-2008, 02:47 PM
do you live in vegas tessa? ITS SO CLOSE TO ME

SuckSuckStyle
11-22-2008, 09:36 PM
do you live in vegas tessa? ITS SO CLOSE TO ME

are you still in slc? can we have a play date?

Sarcastic Smile
11-23-2008, 08:26 AM
most of the ladies at my job are fat. they were stupid scrubs, too.

wear

yo soy el mejor
11-23-2008, 08:33 AM
fuck. i always laugh at people who make stupid mistakes like that. now i guess i have to stop. at least until this blows over. >_<

yo soy el mejor
11-23-2008, 08:34 AM
NO I DONT WANT NO SCRUBS.

Sarcastic Smile
11-23-2008, 09:27 AM
same thing happened to me.. i made fun of monte now I cant spell for shit.. that's what I get