i'm a union rep at a bunch of hospitals and i swear that 80% of my nursing staff are these big ass ladies who walk with a limp, shifting their weight from side to side with every step. i feel sorry for their poor knees. do they think that wearing scrubs hide this? just because your scrub shirt has the tazmanian devil printed all over it doesnt mean your gut isnt hanging over your theighs. wtf.

how many of them are black?

Because nurses got one of the shittiest jobs in the world.

i'm going to school to be a nurse. better get on the treadmill to prove everyone wrong. j/k i have noticed this too tho. i work at a hospital...yeah.

mmm some. but def. not all. actually i'd say maybe only 10% of them were black. there's actually a black HR lady who is SMOKIN hot

i'm going to school to be a nurse. better get on the treadmill to prove everyone wrong. j/k i have noticed this too tho. i work at a hospital...yeah.


right? so i'm not crazy. and they all complain about staffing and how they're running around all the time.

i met a skinny hot nurse today. we made eyes i felt special.

Because their hours suck and they are under a lot of stress and go for fast food because they don't have time to cook

Because their hours suck and they are under a lot of stress and go for fast food because they don't have time to cook

in that case, i'm in the same boat but you dont see me taking the elevator

no, you're not crazy. it's true.

in that case, i'm in the same boat but you dont see me taking the elevator

Well good. Don't get to the point where you just give up

I meet more skinny, young and bitchy nurses here than older, chubby, and cranky ones. Not by much though. Our department nurse is not only a cranky bitch but is also a racist. An inpatient peed on her one time and it was delightful.

Well good. Don't get to the point where you just give up
:)

i'm a union rep

LOL

they have a much more noble and worthwhile job than you do

i think it's because they love eating candy. they love it so much, their tears could turn to gumdrops.

I meet more skinny, young and bitchy nurses here than older, chubby, and cranky ones. Not by much though. Our department nurse is not only a cranky bitch but is also a racist. An inpatient peed on her one time and it was delightful.

my nurses are all white almost white trash kinda ladies. all ages. and they're all cranky.

any why are they your nurses? You're not a manager

LOL

they have a much more noble and worthwhile job than you do


yes they do.

i don't ever want to become a cranky nurse. that would suck.

any why are they your nurses? You're not a manager


nope. i'm not.

unions are horrible. quit your job and find something meaningful and stop making fun of people who are making other people's lives better

k

in that case, i'm in the same boat but you dont see me taking the elevator

and.... maybe after working 12+ hours, dealing with dying people, dealing with asshole doctors, lifting 300 lb people, dealing with union reps, and running around at full speed they want to take the elevator at the end of the day.... not the same as talking on the phone and filling out forms

ok I'm done

Oi, Meeks, what's so horrible about unions?

I'm sure these nurses would be thrilled to know that their union dues help pay your internet bill so you can call them out on their weight

promotes inefficiency.

I'll flip out about that tomorrow

go for it

wait a minute... THOSE FAT BITCHES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING PEOPLE

I'm sure these nurses would be thrilled to know that their union dues help pay your internet bill so you can call them out on their weight

yep

fuck the police.

oh and welcome back SSS

Union Rep sounds like a pretty good job.

So they can fulfill the wishes of old men who want to be smothered to death by a pair of huge breasts.

At least I hope that is the case.

I am pretty indifferent about unions, in case you guys cared.

i cared

thats all I had to input to this thread since I don't go to hospitals very often *knock knock*

I know quite a few nurses who have serious back problems from lifting patients in years gone by when health and safety wasn't such a big deal, its impacted on their quality of life hugely so they couldn't exercise or anything much. In saying that, most of the nurses I know are thin to medium build.

I'd like to get a bed bath from an attractive, firm-bodied, young nurse one day.

when i was in the hospital in june for a few weeks my nurses were all fat gay dudes or super thin latinas who called me "crazy" all the time.

most of the ladies at my job are fat. they were stupid scrubs, too.

I'd like to get a bed bath from an unattractive, big-bodied, middle aged nurse one day.



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I bet she'd be really rough with the ol' cock and balls.

Rough with the enemas too!

Fuck yeah!

Early morning fap material :)

I see a coffee enema in your future, Kahlo!!!

When I got my appendix taken out last year: 50% of the nurses were old and not attractive, but 50% were also young and very attractive.

Horny Nurses IV gave such an unrealistic picture of the trade

I HEARD THAT U WERE FEELING ILL. HEADACHE. FEVER. AND A CHILL. I CAME TO HELP RESTORE YOUR PLUCK. CAUSE IM THE NURSE WHO LIKES TO...

Most of the nurses I meet are hot. It's probably because you're in Vegas, Tessa. Hot girls in Vegas don't become nurses, they become strippers or cocktail waitresses.

do you live in vegas tessa? ITS SO CLOSE TO ME

do you live in vegas tessa? ITS SO CLOSE TO ME

are you still in slc? can we have a play date?

most of the ladies at my job are fat. they were stupid scrubs, too.

wear

fuck. i always laugh at people who make stupid mistakes like that. now i guess i have to stop. at least until this blows over. >_<

NO I DONT WANT NO SCRUBS.

same thing happened to me.. i made fun of monte now I cant spell for shit.. that's what I get