View Full Version : Are there any positives to being in a polygymist marriage?


Starla
11-18-2008, 08:25 AM
I'm considering this option. There's a family up here who is not mormon, and are looking for a 4th wife. I figure if I can hook up with some other women, we can share chores and raising children. The husband is seriously hot and makes alot of money. I could quit working and become a full time breeder.

I'm feeling my mortality settle upon me, and I'm in need of a new direction.
I also realize that by marrying into this family it would mean I have to give up netphoria because I don't think they let the women online.

Starla
11-18-2008, 08:31 AM
Oh and I forgot to add that I don't think I'd be able to cuss anymore. This could pose as a potential problem for me, because I use alot of foul language when I'm not in the company of others. Being in an environment where I'm constantly surrounded by people will mean no more of that. And, I kind of wonder if the husband I'd be with would allow me to say things like "fuck me harder" in bed. They are serious Christians.

LaBelle
11-18-2008, 08:47 AM
No netphoria and cussing?
Bad move, imho

Caine Walker
11-18-2008, 08:49 AM
you are completely neglecting the obvious positive of hot four-ways.

LaBelle
11-18-2008, 08:52 AM
you are completely neglecting the obvious positive of hot four-ways.

i'm not really into that sort of stuff...
so, yeah I neglected a good portion of that.

But if you're getting into whatever marriage where you'll have to surrender stuff like using the internet, having a job, etc, that's a bad move in my opinion.

tcm
11-18-2008, 09:11 AM
i would give up the internet for true love. in a heartbeat.

topleybird
11-18-2008, 09:12 AM
Another potential problem, Starla, is that you hate all women

noyen
11-18-2008, 09:12 AM
I'm considering this option. There's a family up here who is not mormon, and are looking for a 4th wife. I figure if I can hook up with some other women, we can share chores and raising children. The husband is seriously hot and makes alot of money. I could quit working and become a full time breeder.

I'm feeling my mortality settle upon me, and I'm in need of a new direction.
I also realize that by marrying into this family it would mean I have to give up netphoria because I don't think they let the women online.

you just listed all the positives.

Caine Walker
11-18-2008, 09:27 AM
i'm not really into that sort of stuff...
so, yeah I neglected a good portion of that.



not you, starla!

Banana
11-18-2008, 09:39 AM
Go for it

LaBelle
11-18-2008, 09:40 AM
not you, starla!

sorry the lack of quotations gave me the wrong impression from your post.

maoi
11-18-2008, 10:18 AM
:rofl:

maoi
11-18-2008, 10:19 AM
best boarder since dean_r_koontz.

aTHyQn
11-18-2008, 10:26 AM
it seems like if i were a woman i would find a man with 4 wives a lot more attractive than a one-woman man. having to compete for his attention as opposed to having the pathetic worm constantly dependent on my consent to fill his manly needs would be a turn on

duovamp
11-18-2008, 11:28 AM
The husband is seriously hot and makes alot of money.

Women.

Kahlo
11-18-2008, 12:12 PM
I think you should do it.

I can't wait to hear about how you kill the whole family in a fit of anger on the news.

You can't escape the hatred of Netphoria

Nimrod's Son
11-18-2008, 04:09 PM
I can't wait to have multiple wives. I assume that's coming right after gay marriage.

Kahlo
11-18-2008, 04:22 PM
What? Aside from the sex... I can't imagine having more than one person complaining at me all the time. It sounds like hell to be honest.

JokeyLoki
11-18-2008, 04:29 PM
:erm:

Mo
11-18-2008, 04:30 PM
You can't be serious.

Mablak
11-18-2008, 04:32 PM
This does sound like the perfect life for anyone, I'd go for it. However, it should be noted that you might get less sex than expected with all that sharing you'll have to do. Quintuple-sided dildos are a must.

Rockin' Cherub
11-18-2008, 04:32 PM
best boarder since dean_r_koontz.

blasphemy

ammy
11-18-2008, 04:34 PM
i can't imagine polygamy working in your favor in custody battles

BumbleBeeMouth
11-18-2008, 04:34 PM
http://hearingtest.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/bjork-leaf.jpg

Nimrod's Son
11-18-2008, 04:47 PM
What? Aside from the sex... I can't imagine having more than one person complaining at me all the time. It sounds like hell to be honest.

They stop complaining once they start competing. You don't know much about women.

Kahlo
11-18-2008, 05:10 PM
In my case the women would probably create their own faction, and I'd have to watch them have sex.

I guess I still win.

Travis Meeks
11-18-2008, 06:01 PM
I will make you love again Starla

wHATcOLOR
11-18-2008, 06:05 PM
whether you like it or not!!!

duovamp
11-18-2008, 06:07 PM
They stop complaining once they start competing.

You truly are a genius. :eek:

shannon
11-18-2008, 06:09 PM
i know you're not being serious, but this is a terrible idea either way

Fonzie
11-19-2008, 12:22 AM
jesus someone get this fucking cat off my desk!

Starla
11-19-2008, 03:30 AM
Another potential problem, Starla, is that you hate all women

No, I really don't. I have some great relationships with women irl, even though I tend to get along with men easier.

it seems like if i were a woman i would find a man with 4 wives a lot more attractive than a one-woman man. having to compete for his attention as opposed to having the pathetic worm constantly dependent on my consent to fill his manly needs would be a turn on

There aren't any men who are satisfied with just one woman anyway....


You can't escape the hatred of Netphoria

I'm gonna do it soon.

I can't wait to have multiple wives.

prime example...

Kahlo
11-19-2008, 07:33 AM
so as usual you keep hinting in this and other threads about your fears of mortality - are you dying of something, or are you just scared of dying in general?

A serious question which you have avoided from other posters

Travis Meeks
11-19-2008, 07:35 AM
I can't wait to have multiple wives. I assume that's coming right after gay marriage.

so you got any lucky fellas in mind?

jukeboxphuckup
11-19-2008, 11:29 AM
Post pics of the other wives. You should only do it if you're hotter than they are.

aTHyQn
11-19-2008, 11:33 AM
Post pics of the other wives. You should only do it if you're hotter than they are.

no, the other way around. just being in their ranks would be a self-esteem booster

i watched some program about a guy with multiple wives in england once... not one of the people involved were attractive, it was horrible. who wants to compete for affection and prestige with other ugly retards

Kahlo
11-19-2008, 12:08 PM
multiple wives in england?

Not sure how that happened

murgle
11-19-2008, 12:14 PM
multiple wives in england?

Not sure how that happened

well it's not like it's legal here, either.

Nimrod's Son
11-19-2008, 04:09 PM
prime example...

If this marriage doesn't work out I'd be down for a threesome with you.

Kahlo
11-19-2008, 04:11 PM
Your a man with a big heart Nimrod

jukeboxphuckup
11-19-2008, 06:35 PM
no, the other way around. just being in their ranks would be a self-esteem booster

i watched some program about a guy with multiple wives in england once... not one of the people involved were attractive, it was horrible. who wants to compete for affection and prestige with other ugly retards

But if you're the ugly wife, the husband wouldn't pay attention to you and the other wives would treat you like shit.

Kahlo
11-20-2008, 05:49 AM
What a suprise, Starla didn't answer my question.

Starla
11-20-2008, 06:00 AM
Everything is fine. I'm just being ridiculous as usual :)

Starla
11-20-2008, 06:01 AM
So when are you and your wife going to have a baby kahlo?

Kahlo
11-20-2008, 06:03 AM
Ah, I thought you were being a drama queen.

I'd imagine I'll have my first kid in the next 3 years or so. It depends on work (We are looking to move to Japan next year), and my wifes Phd.

Starla
11-20-2008, 08:48 AM
Ah, I thought you were being a drama queen.

I'd imagine I'll have my first kid in the next 3 years or so. It depends on work (We are looking to move to Japan next year), and my wifes Phd.

Why Japan? I totally forgot what your wife's studies are. I'm moving next spring, myself.

Kahlo
11-20-2008, 08:50 AM
ooh, where you headed this time?, not Japan I hope ;)

Starla
11-20-2008, 08:52 AM
No no. I wish! I would love to see Japan. *jealous*

I'm heading back to ca.

Kahlo
11-20-2008, 08:53 AM
You had enough of the mountains and the snow?

Starla
11-20-2008, 08:55 AM
Montana was a great experience, and it really is nice here. But I am a water person and need to be by the ocean.

Kahlo
11-20-2008, 09:01 AM
I'm the same. I don't like to live far from the sea/water. I don't like to be enclosed by land

maoi
11-20-2008, 09:09 AM
california has mountains and snow

Nimrod's Son
11-21-2008, 12:23 PM
california has mountains and snow

It also has you and I, big boy.