View Full Version : Can anybody here sneeze on command?


Sonic Johnny
11-18-2008, 02:14 AM
I didn't think this was possible but the other night i met this guy who could do it as much as he wanted. proper sneezing too, it's not like he was miming or anything.

:eek:

weird.

vanilla
11-18-2008, 02:24 AM
i don't know what squeezing means.

Mablak
11-18-2008, 02:27 AM
Uh maybe the dude was sick, and felt like fucking with some poor fool.

vanilla
11-18-2008, 02:27 AM
oh nevermind. my eyes hurt. when i was a kid i would stick a toothpick up my nose to make myself sneeze.

Piggy
11-18-2008, 08:17 AM
If i look up at the sky when the sun is out i always sneeze. It works like 3 times every ten minutes. It's actually pretty frustrating to me

Caine Walker
11-18-2008, 09:47 AM
i can burp on command.

LaBelle
11-18-2008, 09:57 AM
If i look up at the sky when the sun is out i always sneeze. It works like 3 times every ten minutes. It's actually pretty frustrating to me

funny, I have something similar, every morning when I look at the sky in a sunny day I sneeze... But it only happens once.

agenda suicide
11-18-2008, 10:39 AM
for some reason when glancing at the thread title I thought it said pee instead of sneeze

SuckSuckStyle
11-18-2008, 09:34 PM
no but my best friend can quief on command

waltermcphilp
11-18-2008, 09:44 PM
If i look up at the sky when the sun is out i always sneeze. It works like 3 times every ten minutes. It's actually pretty frustrating to me

this. usually when coming out from a poorly lit room.

Floppy Nono
11-18-2008, 09:51 PM
i can't remember a sneezing incident where i didn't rapidly sneeze 3-5 times in a row. apparently my uncle does the exact same thing so seems we're just genetically fucked up.


when i say rapidly sneeze i don't mean like achoo achoo achoo i mean like achooachooachooachooachoo like a fucking snot machine gun or something

ohnoitsbonnie
11-18-2008, 10:10 PM
i can burp on command.
Did you originally have a cleft palate?

topleybird
11-18-2008, 10:34 PM
What some of you are describing is the "photic sneeze effect," sneezing upon looking at the sun. You are genetic freaks and you are likely to pass it on to your children. So if you were wishy-washy about eating a gun, well, here's your tipping point.

agenda suicide
11-18-2008, 11:28 PM
no but my best friend can quief on command

not impressive. anyone can do that.

Shallowed
11-18-2008, 11:39 PM
Can anybody cry on command? Proper crying too, not like miming or anything.

D.
11-19-2008, 12:00 AM
my brother sneezes twice whenever a light turns on if he's been in a dark room for a spell.

we shared a room growing up and he would totally do it to entertain me.

waltermcphilp
11-19-2008, 12:11 AM
BROTHERLY LOVE IS THE BEST KIND OF LOVE.

D.
11-19-2008, 12:24 AM
if it existed back then, i totally would have said "LOL"

RockLobster
11-19-2008, 02:24 PM
i heard if you sneeze 16 times in a row you can jizz your pants.

RockLobster
11-19-2008, 02:27 PM
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Shallowed
11-19-2008, 03:57 PM
i heard if you sneeze 16 times in a row you can jizz your pants.

I tried this, but it didn't work. although maybe it has to be natural sneezes, not forced.

Also, I thought it was only seven times to orgasm.