and if you have any suggestions for a condom that would actually allow me to feel something. I always feel like I'm fucking a void when wearing one.

you're setting yourself up here...

LIFE IS HARD MAN

having to use a condom is a huge turnoff.

Blausiegel were always my brand of choice.

I hate having to wear Magnum condoms since my cock is so damn big

yeah, condoms suck man.

if you are not getting laid do not post here.

if you are not getting laid do not post here.

while typing??
that's freaky...

:(

i believe there is now a spray-on condom.

I hate condoms but I hate kids more :/

I recommend the uva ring. She puts it in and it stays in until the one week for her period. 99.99% effective and no worry of forgetting to take a pill.

I recommend the uva ring. She puts it in and it stays in until the one week for her period. 99.99% effective and no worry of forgetting to take a pill.

i recommend rawdog and bail

i recommend rawdog and bail

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I just bought condoms from condomdepot.com... It sure beats looking at someone as they price a box of things you're going to put on your cock.

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I just bought condoms from condomdepot.com... It sure beats looking at someone as they price a box of things you're going to put on your cock.

lol, I never really understood this. It's not that uncomfortable buying condoms. I think there are plenty of other things I would be more embarrassed to buy.

this is why i prefer genital torture

I recommend the uva ring. She puts it in and it stays in until the one week for her period. 99.99% effective and no worry of forgetting to take a pill.

That's not really an option if you're a playa broseph. And yeah what the fuck... who gets embarrassed buying condoms?

madmanmead to thread

There is an easy solution:

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lol, I never really understood this. It's not that uncomfortable buying condoms.

YES IT IS!!

i do not have sex

I tie a length of rope around my erect member real tight so that nothing can come out.

i do not have sex

Now that's what I'M talking about!

Edit: o/

i had enough sexual intercourse before i reached sexual maturity. penetrative sex does not interest me anymore.

this is why I never fuck anyone. condoms hurt. it keeps me from being with jerks that I'd regret being with too.

i like condoms

I don't like them, but my girlfriend refuses to try any hormonal method of birth control, so I go with the Durex Ultrathins or whatever. Now 20% thinner! (or so the box tells me)

i hate those ultrathins

Condoms suck. Anyone here ever use VCFs? They work as long as the girl gets it all the way up her pussy and you don't get it stuck to your dick.

Now that's what I'M talking about!

Edit: o/


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i strongly dislike them

a squirt of lube inside the condom before you put it on makes it feel better for dudes!

try it.

you seem like a raw dogg kinda grrl

we do pull n' pray

yee-haw!

pull 'n spray 'n pray

i guess so but i mean i'm going thru a pregnancy scare right now. we'll see if there's anything to yee-haw about when my blood tests come back.

I'm allergic to latex

Also I do not have sex

raise your hand if you ATE condoms

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My girlfriend is on the pill, so whatever. Sex is much better these days.

^ that dude didn't pinch the reservoir tip.

give your partner a blood/std test beforehand and then go for it. if she gets pregnant, kill her.

^ that dude didn't pinch the reservoir tip.

That should be expected from a dirty, black South African man.

I am really glad that my gentleman friend has never complained about using condoms.

I like Durex Love or Kimonos, but they run on the small side.

i've been with my boyfriend for a while, so we don't use the nasty little bastards anymore

if i were single and ready to mingle, however, i wouldn't feel right otherwise

well i've not had sex in like 9 months. but i used them consistently. except after 1 year with the same person...then we ended our relationship 3 months later. hrm.

and that "allergic to latex" thing is so funny. i know some many dudes who claim this to get out wearing one. gay guys are dumb.

Not a huge fan of them, but I prefer them to getting knocked up or getting nasties. The boyfriend & I have both been tested and we're clean.

We'll probably go for something a bit more permanent in a year or two, since we really don't want kids.

I don't like them. No.

I wear two.

two times zero is still zero.

give your partner a blood/std test beforehand and then go for it. if she gets pregnant, kill her.

http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/Images/stories/2008/aug/comedianheader.jpg

I used a ribbed condom last night - man, what a letdown.

the ribbedness is for the lady, dude.



i'm slightly allergic to something in some condoms, but I always forget which ones until it's too late. I think it's trojans..
i paid my dues.

*raises hand*

the ribbedness is for the lady, dude.

No shit.

give your partner a blood/std test beforehand and then go for it. if she gets pregnant, kill her.

It worked out for Roman Polanski.

a squirt of lube inside the condom before you put it on makes it feel better for dudes!

try it.if i do this by myself and then jerk off, will it approximate how it feels to have sex?

don't ask as if you hadn't tried it already

I used a ribbed condom last night - man, what a letdown.

the ribbedness is for the lady, dude.





Haha

don't ask as if you hadn't tried it already

I think he's asking those of us who have actually had sex.

sweet burn, man

do you wear your obama pin during sex?

i believe there is now a spray-on condom.

I heard of this. It's like a liquid latex type deal right? I don't think I would trust this.

how sexy

"hang on a sec, i just gotta spray some latex on my dick"

*spray*

*cough cough*

"aaaaaaaand i'm done! lets get to it!"

At that point you might as well break out some silly string and shoot her in the face with it. I love aerosol cans!!! They make my dick ROCK HARD!!!

you could just shoot something else in her face instead.

I am not a big fan, they smell horrible

do you guys still have your hands in the air? if your hand isn't raised anymore it means you don't hate condoms anymore

this it the internet, dummy, not an rpg

sweet burn, man
It wasn't a burn, I was being serious. Isn't he the one who is still a virgin?

do you wear your obama pin during sex?

I am going to stab you

haha i can't believe this lame ass thread is still alive.

fags.

Unhappiness used to mean something. Now it's just a drag like a cold or having no money.

im getting sick of you bitching all the time, paranoid.

im getting sick of you bitching all the time, paranoid.

^


paranoid's on the short path to dean_r_koontz territory.

he reminds me a rarely.

i keep trying to stick my penis in your avatars mouth.

And I yours.

But I see what you mean. There's some rarely in paranoid.