View Full Version : raise your hand if you HATE condoms


paranoid
11-17-2008, 10:43 PM
and if you have any suggestions for a condom that would actually allow me to feel something. I always feel like I'm fucking a void when wearing one.

sickbadthing
11-17-2008, 10:44 PM
you're setting yourself up here...

noyen
11-17-2008, 10:44 PM
LIFE IS HARD MAN

???
11-17-2008, 10:45 PM
having to use a condom is a huge turnoff.

Mo
11-17-2008, 10:46 PM
Blausiegel were always my brand of choice.

Travis Meeks
11-17-2008, 10:52 PM
I hate having to wear Magnum condoms since my cock is so damn big

vanilla
11-17-2008, 11:00 PM
yeah, condoms suck man.

paranoid
11-17-2008, 11:02 PM
if you are not getting laid do not post here.

LaBelle
11-17-2008, 11:05 PM
if you are not getting laid do not post here.

while typing??
that's freaky...

vanilla
11-17-2008, 11:05 PM
:(

Jonny5
11-17-2008, 11:06 PM
i believe there is now a spray-on condom.

Ol' Couch Ass
11-17-2008, 11:16 PM
I hate condoms but I hate kids more :/

dudehitscar
11-17-2008, 11:19 PM
I recommend the uva ring. She puts it in and it stays in until the one week for her period. 99.99% effective and no worry of forgetting to take a pill.

hnibos
11-17-2008, 11:23 PM
I recommend the uva ring. She puts it in and it stays in until the one week for her period. 99.99% effective and no worry of forgetting to take a pill.

i recommend rawdog and bail

duovamp
11-17-2008, 11:33 PM
i recommend rawdog and bail

post/av


I just bought condoms from condomdepot.com... It sure beats looking at someone as they price a box of things you're going to put on your cock.

redbreegull
11-17-2008, 11:41 PM
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I just bought condoms from condomdepot.com... It sure beats looking at someone as they price a box of things you're going to put on your cock.

lol, I never really understood this. It's not that uncomfortable buying condoms. I think there are plenty of other things I would be more embarrassed to buy.

Rockin' Cherub
11-18-2008, 12:33 AM
this is why i prefer genital torture

Ol' Couch Ass
11-18-2008, 01:02 AM
I recommend the uva ring. She puts it in and it stays in until the one week for her period. 99.99% effective and no worry of forgetting to take a pill.

That's not really an option if you're a playa broseph. And yeah what the fuck... who gets embarrassed buying condoms?

redbull
11-18-2008, 01:05 AM
madmanmead to thread

Hillzy
11-18-2008, 01:19 AM
There is an easy solution:

http://b1.adbrite.com/iads/182426.jpg

duovamp
11-18-2008, 01:23 AM
lol, I never really understood this. It's not that uncomfortable buying condoms.

YES IT IS!!

wHATcOLOR
11-18-2008, 01:24 AM
i do not have sex

The Jesus
11-18-2008, 02:37 AM
I tie a length of rope around my erect member real tight so that nothing can come out.

Mablak
11-18-2008, 02:58 AM
i do not have sex

Now that's what I'M talking about!

Edit: o/

Rockin' Cherub
11-18-2008, 05:19 AM
i had enough sexual intercourse before i reached sexual maturity. penetrative sex does not interest me anymore.

Starla
11-18-2008, 06:29 AM
this is why I never fuck anyone. condoms hurt. it keeps me from being with jerks that I'd regret being with too.

C33
11-18-2008, 07:38 AM
i like condoms

tear stained glass
11-18-2008, 07:43 AM
I don't like them, but my girlfriend refuses to try any hormonal method of birth control, so I go with the Durex Ultrathins or whatever. Now 20% thinner! (or so the box tells me)

redbull
11-18-2008, 08:01 AM
i hate those ultrathins

Skradgee
11-18-2008, 02:06 PM
Condoms suck. Anyone here ever use VCFs? They work as long as the girl gets it all the way up her pussy and you don't get it stuck to your dick.

wHATcOLOR
11-18-2008, 02:11 PM
Now that's what I'M talking about!

Edit: o/


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shannon
11-18-2008, 02:20 PM
i strongly dislike them

pale_princess
11-18-2008, 04:14 PM
a squirt of lube inside the condom before you put it on makes it feel better for dudes!

try it.

wHATcOLOR
11-18-2008, 04:15 PM
you seem like a raw dogg kinda grrl

pale_princess
11-18-2008, 04:15 PM
we do pull n' pray

wHATcOLOR
11-18-2008, 04:16 PM
yee-haw!

wHATcOLOR
11-18-2008, 04:17 PM
pull 'n spray 'n pray

pale_princess
11-18-2008, 04:17 PM
i guess so but i mean i'm going thru a pregnancy scare right now. we'll see if there's anything to yee-haw about when my blood tests come back.

ohnoitsbonnie
11-18-2008, 04:17 PM
I'm allergic to latex

ohnoitsbonnie
11-18-2008, 04:17 PM
Also I do not have sex

maoi
11-18-2008, 04:18 PM
raise your hand if you ATE condoms

wHATcOLOR
11-18-2008, 04:18 PM
del

Shallowed
11-18-2008, 05:26 PM
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My girlfriend is on the pill, so whatever. Sex is much better these days.

Ol' Couch Ass
11-18-2008, 05:41 PM
^ that dude didn't pinch the reservoir tip.

Nimrod's Son
11-18-2008, 05:46 PM
give your partner a blood/std test beforehand and then go for it. if she gets pregnant, kill her.

Shallowed
11-18-2008, 05:55 PM
^ that dude didn't pinch the reservoir tip.

That should be expected from a dirty, black South African man.

Sepiae
11-18-2008, 06:16 PM
I am really glad that my gentleman friend has never complained about using condoms.

I like Durex Love or Kimonos, but they run on the small side.

shannon
11-18-2008, 06:34 PM
i've been with my boyfriend for a while, so we don't use the nasty little bastards anymore

if i were single and ready to mingle, however, i wouldn't feel right otherwise

peabody
11-19-2008, 12:20 AM
well i've not had sex in like 9 months. but i used them consistently. except after 1 year with the same person...then we ended our relationship 3 months later. hrm.

and that "allergic to latex" thing is so funny. i know some many dudes who claim this to get out wearing one. gay guys are dumb.

Lucy Sky Diamonds
11-19-2008, 09:37 AM
Not a huge fan of them, but I prefer them to getting knocked up or getting nasties. The boyfriend & I have both been tested and we're clean.

We'll probably go for something a bit more permanent in a year or two, since we really don't want kids.

House of Bread
11-19-2008, 11:14 AM
I don't like them. No.

AndySlash
11-19-2008, 09:22 PM
I wear two.

Shallowed
11-19-2008, 10:12 PM
two times zero is still zero.

shattering fast
11-20-2008, 02:50 AM
give your partner a blood/std test beforehand and then go for it. if she gets pregnant, kill her.

http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/Images/stories/2008/aug/comedianheader.jpg

Mo
11-20-2008, 02:53 AM
I used a ribbed condom last night - man, what a letdown.

ammy
11-20-2008, 03:39 AM
the ribbedness is for the lady, dude.



i'm slightly allergic to something in some condoms, but I always forget which ones until it's too late. I think it's trojans..
i paid my dues.

yoshinobu's revenge
11-20-2008, 04:30 AM
*raises hand*

Mo
11-20-2008, 04:56 AM
the ribbedness is for the lady, dude.

No shit.

Starla
11-20-2008, 06:13 AM
give your partner a blood/std test beforehand and then go for it. if she gets pregnant, kill her.

It worked out for Roman Polanski.

neopryn
11-20-2008, 10:35 AM
a squirt of lube inside the condom before you put it on makes it feel better for dudes!

try it.if i do this by myself and then jerk off, will it approximate how it feels to have sex?

Rockin' Cherub
11-20-2008, 11:14 AM
don't ask as if you hadn't tried it already

maoi
11-20-2008, 11:27 AM
I used a ribbed condom last night - man, what a letdown.

the ribbedness is for the lady, dude.





Haha

redbreegull
11-20-2008, 01:37 PM
don't ask as if you hadn't tried it already

I think he's asking those of us who have actually had sex.

Eulogy
11-20-2008, 01:51 PM
sweet burn, man

Elvis The Fat Years
11-20-2008, 02:01 PM
do you wear your obama pin during sex?

seign
11-20-2008, 02:29 PM
i believe there is now a spray-on condom.

I heard of this. It's like a liquid latex type deal right? I don't think I would trust this.

shannon
11-20-2008, 03:35 PM
how sexy

"hang on a sec, i just gotta spray some latex on my dick"

*spray*

*cough cough*

"aaaaaaaand i'm done! lets get to it!"

Ol' Couch Ass
11-20-2008, 04:23 PM
At that point you might as well break out some silly string and shoot her in the face with it. I love aerosol cans!!! They make my dick ROCK HARD!!!

Caine Walker
11-20-2008, 04:48 PM
you could just shoot something else in her face instead.

bardy
11-20-2008, 07:03 PM
I am not a big fan, they smell horrible

wHATcOLOR
11-20-2008, 07:04 PM
do you guys still have your hands in the air? if your hand isn't raised anymore it means you don't hate condoms anymore

bardy
11-20-2008, 07:08 PM
this it the internet, dummy, not an rpg

redbreegull
11-21-2008, 01:28 AM
sweet burn, man
It wasn't a burn, I was being serious. Isn't he the one who is still a virgin?

do you wear your obama pin during sex?

I am going to stab you

paranoid
11-21-2008, 01:45 AM
haha i can't believe this lame ass thread is still alive.

paranoid
11-21-2008, 01:55 AM
Unhappiness used to mean something. Now it's just a drag like a cold or having no money.

Elvis The Fat Years
11-21-2008, 02:56 AM
im getting sick of you bitching all the time, paranoid.

duovamp
11-21-2008, 03:01 AM
im getting sick of you bitching all the time, paranoid.

^


paranoid's on the short path to dean_r_koontz territory.

Elvis The Fat Years
11-21-2008, 03:13 AM
he reminds me a rarely.

i keep trying to stick my penis in your avatars mouth.

duovamp
11-21-2008, 03:14 AM
And I yours.

duovamp
11-21-2008, 03:15 AM
But I see what you mean. There's some rarely in paranoid.