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ravenguy2000
11-17-2008, 09:21 PM
I was in a class, it was just me and a prof. and one other dude. He was eating pretzels, I was drinking some coffee.

I had finished my coffee and at one point the other dude dropped one of his pretzels. I didn't want someone to step on the pretzel and smoosh it into the office carpet so I picked it up and slipped it into my coffee cup so I could throw them away when we left.

Then a few minutes later I guess I just kinda instinctively reached for my coffee again, even though it was empty and put it up to my lips and didn't remember I had put the pretzel in there until it was too late.

So now they think I like to pick up food off the floor and put it into coffee because I am a freak. They didn't say anything but I think they both kinda gave each other a :erm: look.

duovamp
11-17-2008, 09:23 PM
:erm:

ravenguy2000
11-17-2008, 09:25 PM
gee thanks

samuel redman
11-17-2008, 09:40 PM
Maybe they were concerned that your pants were on backwards?

sickbadthing
11-17-2008, 09:41 PM
why didn't you scream MOTHERFUCKER!!!! and spit it out and throw up on the floor

then scream FUCK MY FUCKING MEMORY MOTHERFUCKING CUNT FUCK!!!

sickbadthing
11-17-2008, 09:42 PM
and then fart for the hell of it

Jonny5
11-17-2008, 09:52 PM
must have been good coffee at least

Jonny5
11-17-2008, 09:52 PM
why didn't you scream MOTHERFUCKER!!!! and spit it out and throw up on the floor

then scream FUCK MY FUCKING MEMORY MOTHERFUCKING CUNT FUCK!!!
decaf coffee?

noyen
11-17-2008, 09:53 PM
bring a chainsaw with you tomorrow

LaBelle
11-17-2008, 09:55 PM
coffee's bad

Jonny5
11-17-2008, 09:57 PM
mmkay?

duovamp
11-17-2008, 09:58 PM
bring a chainsaw with you tomorrow

But don't put it in your coffee and drink it.

Rockin' Cherub
11-17-2008, 11:39 PM
it's cool. idiocy is good people.

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/BananaClock/1117081752.jpg">

Hillzy
11-18-2008, 12:18 AM
One of the managers at my work used to eat his lunch and when he was done, scrape up any bits of dropped food (his and others) from the table, drop them in his coffee and drink it. He was an otherwise totally normal guy with this one weird habit which no one else seemed to notice.

Mablak
11-18-2008, 02:11 AM
I was in a class, it was just me and a prof. and one other dude. He was eating pretzels, I was drinking some coffee.

I had finished my coffee and at one point the other dude dropped one of his pretzels. I didn't want someone to step on the pretzel and smoosh it into the office carpet so I picked it up and slipped it into my coffee cup so I could throw them away when we left.

Then a few minutes later I guess I just kinda instinctively reached for my coffee again, even though it was empty and put it up to my lips and didn't remember I had put the pretzel in there until it was too late.

So now they think I like to pick up food off the floor and put it into coffee because I am a freak. They didn't say anything but I think they both kinda gave each other a :erm: look.

That guy is probably going to do the same thing again next lecture, to test you. And when that happens, just do exactly what you did before, it's better to be a disgusting freak of human nature than to be a flip-flopper.

LaBelle
11-18-2008, 07:42 AM
But isn't the hot coffee a germ killer?
Maybe it makes stuff that hit the ground good again... (and there's also the 10 second rule)

Starla
11-18-2008, 08:16 AM
I grind my own coffee beans and make it fresh.

Starla
11-18-2008, 08:17 AM
lol

Kahlo
11-18-2008, 12:32 PM
I grind my own bean and make it fresh.

faptastic :eek:

ChaosEffect
11-18-2008, 12:40 PM
coffee's bad

Lies.

Nimrod's Son
11-18-2008, 04:16 PM
you obviously need to kill (or rape/kill) them before they spread this information

wHATcOLOR
11-18-2008, 06:55 PM
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/idiotmoron/dudethebagman1.jpg

SuckSuckStyle
11-18-2008, 09:39 PM
did you know obama's iq is 124?

Hate the Hater
11-18-2008, 10:51 PM
did you know obama's iq is 124?

source?

ohnoitsbonnie
11-18-2008, 11:10 PM
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