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Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR
11-17-2008, 02:02 PM
AND I NEED YOUR HELP IN CHOOSING THE BEST STYLE CUT. THESE ARE SOME OF THE ONES THAT MY MOTHER WILL ALLOW IN HER HOME, AS WE ARE AN LDS FAMILY ONLY WHOLESOME GOODNESS IS ALLOWED TO ENTER THE HETEROTHRESHOLD OF THE SHEATH OF MY LAMB SKIN DOOR.

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wHATcOLOR
11-17-2008, 02:08 PM
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11-17-2008, 02:16 PM
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11-17-2008, 02:18 PM
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Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR
11-17-2008, 02:28 PM
I BELIEVE WINSTON CHURCHILL ONCE SAID I MAY BE DRUNK, YOU SLAG, BUT IN THE MORNING I WILL STILL BE FUCKED UP AND HANDSOME AND YOU WILL STILL BE UGLY, CUNT.

wHATcOLOR
11-17-2008, 03:53 PM
u won't

Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR
11-17-2008, 03:58 PM
EYE WANNA BE INSIDE YOU

wHATcOLOR
11-17-2008, 04:03 PM
u won't, u won't

Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR
11-17-2008, 04:11 PM
HOW BOUT GETTING OFF THIS CHAFFING OINTMENT
HOW BOUT STOPPING EATING WHEN I'M PUKING UP HALF DIGESTED PORK RINDS
HOW BOUT THEM TRANSPARENT DANGLING TESTES IN MY FACE
HOW BOUT THAT EVER ELUSIVE UNICORN

THANK U INDIA OUTSOURCING
THANK U TERRORISTS
THANK U DISILLUSIONMENT AND TACOS
THANK U FRAILTY AND BROKEN BONES
THANK U CONSEQUENCE EVEN THO I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS
THANK U THANK YOU METALLICA

HOW BOUT ME NOT BLAMING U FOR WOMENS SUFFRAGE
HOW BOUT ME ENJOYING FURIOUS MASTURBATION FOR ONCE
HOW BOUT HOW GOOD IT FEELS TO FINALLY SCORE HEROIN
HOW BOUT GIVING A HOT SHOT OF MAN GLOB ALL AT ONCE ALL OVER NATALIE BERTANELLI’S FACE

THANK U TACO STANDS
THANK U HOT TEACHERS WEARING NO UNDERGARMENTS
THANK U DEAD HORSES THAT I LIKE TO BEAT
THANK U FRAIL OLD BITCHES I KNOCK OVER ON THE BUS
THANK U NO CONSEQUENCES TO THE IRRESPONSIBLE AND ILLEGAL CHOICES I MAKE
THANK U THANK YOU LEGAL LOOP-HOLES

THE MOMENT I LET GO OF IT WAS THE MOMENT I SAID FUCK IT
I GOT MORE THAN I COULD HANDLE OFF ONE PILL OF VIAGRA
THE MOMENT I JUMPED OFF OF IT AND STARTED SNORTING CHEWABLE VITAMINS
WAS THE MOMENT I TOUCHED YOUR INNER THIGH

HOW BOUT NO LONGER BEING A FUCKING PUSSY
HOW BOUT REMEMBERING UR DEEP DISH PIZZA RECIPE
HOW BOUT UNABASHEDLY BAWLING YOUR EYES OUT WHILE I FUCK HAMMER YOU WITH YOUR HEAD IN THE TOILET
HOW BOUT NOT EQUATING DEATH WITH STOPPING DOING DRUGS OR HAVING PROMISCUOUS SEX

THANK YOU TOWEL HEADS
THANK YOU PROVIDENCE NEW HAMPSHIRE OR IS IT NEW ENGLAND
THANK YOU DISILLUSIONMENT TO WHATEVER THE FUCK MATTERS IN THIS WORLD
THANK YOU NOTTINGHILL: THE MOVIE
THANK YOU CLITS
THANK YOU THANK YOU SILENCE WHILE I’M TRYING TO BURY YOUR MOTHER

TheMilstead
11-17-2008, 04:49 PM
WE ARE AN LDS FAMILY ONLY WHOLESOME GOODNESS IS ALLOWED TO ENTER THE HETEROTHRESHOLD OF THE SHEATH OF MY LAMB SKIN DOOR.
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In that case, see my avatar.