View Full Version : The Questionnaire!


murgle
11-17-2008, 12:19 AM
Made famous by Bernard Pivot and James Lipton. Anyone familiar with Inside the Actor's Studio will recognize these.

If not, fill them out anyway.

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

aTHyQn
11-17-2008, 12:21 AM
all those questions seem too hard ot answer

murgle
11-17-2008, 12:25 AM
Needless to say, this thread was inspired by watching Inside the Actor's Studio. I'm watching the episode where Lipton actually gets interviewed by Dave Chapelle

duovamp
11-17-2008, 12:45 AM
1. What is your favorite word? - Trooper
2. What is your least favorite word? - Robust, everybody fucking uses that word these days.
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? - I do not understand this question. However I'm most able to create when I'm in the shower.
4. What turns you off? - Hair and the number 8.
5. What is your favorite curse word? - Fuck
6. What sound or noise do you love? - blowoff valves and certain guitars
7. What sound or noise do you hate? - You know when people record things with videocameras, and you can hear that shitty crackling noise from them handling the camera? I hate that so much.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - Professional racing
9. What profession would you not like to do? - Wash dishes
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - Hmm.

mistle
11-17-2008, 06:29 AM
1. What is your favorite word? porn
2. What is your least favorite word? poop
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? porn
4. What turns you off? poop
5. What is your favorite curse word? porn
6. What sound or noise do you love? poop
7. What sound or noise do you hate? porn
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? poop
9. What profession would you not like to do? porn
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? poop

LaBelle
11-17-2008, 06:36 AM
1. What is your favorite word?
Lazy
2. What is your least favorite word?
Commitment
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Kisses
4. What turns you off?
People who judge me without getting to know me
5. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck!
6. What sound or noise do you love?
Giggles
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Balloon squeaks
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Musician
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Waitress
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"No, no... not your turn yet, go back!"

mxzombie
11-17-2008, 09:21 AM
1. What is your favorite word? tenuous, for now
2. What is your least favorite word? random, ironic, any word that gets used so much that its meaning gets diluted
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? getting an idea and actually following through with it
4. What turns you off? metaphysics
5. What is your favorite curse word? "fuck" and its variants
6. What sound or noise do you love? pure tones, synthesizers
7. What sound or noise do you hate? chewing, lip smacking, talking while eating, etc
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? i'd be interested in trying work in acoustics, audiology, who knows.
9. What profession would you not like to do? you name it--i would not like to go into finance, customer service, advertising, politics, economics, as well as many other fields
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? i'll steal james lipton's answer: "Well Tim, you were wrong--I exist. But you can come in anyway."

murgle
11-17-2008, 12:17 PM
^ looks like someone watches Inside the Actor's Studio (but that would be my answer, too, for #10)

:)

T&T
11-17-2008, 12:28 PM
1. What is your favorite word? syllogism
2. What is your least favorite word? parents's
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? sex
4. What turns you off? shit/scat
5. What is your favorite curse word? fuck
6. What sound or noise do you love? anything excessively loud and full frequency
7. What sound or noise do you hate? babies crying
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? graphic design
9. What profession would you not like to do? garbage man
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? we've been waiting for you for quite some time now.

Nimrod's Son
11-17-2008, 01:05 PM
1. What is your favorite word? pants
2. What is your least favorite word? espresso, because it's usually said "expresso" and it annoys the shit out of me
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? chicks who dig stats
4. What turns you off? dudes
5. What is your favorite curse word? combinations of the work cunt
6. What sound or noise do you love? cheering crowds
7. What sound or noise do you hate? the laughter of children
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? president of the united states
9. What profession would you not like to do? host of 'dirty jobs'
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? sup my nigga

Caine Walker
11-17-2008, 01:06 PM
1. What is your favorite word? "indignant".
2. What is your least favorite word? "irregardless" because it's completely incorrect and yet too many people still use it. but i suppose the same could be said for "ain't".
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? finding calm in chaos.
4. What turns you off? inappropriate belching.
5. What is your favorite curse word? "doublestuffed-cunt"
6. What sound or noise do you love? a bowed, delayed bass guitar.
7. What sound or noise do you hate? the sound of scraping ice off a windshield.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? sonic design.
9. What profession would you not like to do? export coordinator.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "drinks are over there, family's over here, judas got a bad rap."

T&T
11-17-2008, 01:08 PM
so what are the psychoanalysis results?

mxzombie
11-17-2008, 01:17 PM
^ looks like someone watches Inside the Actor's Studio (but that would be my answer, too, for #10)

:)yeah, i did manage to catch the end bit of the show with dave chappelle interviewing james lipton. it was a real tearjerker. :banging: