k, and i was going to the bathroom and looked up because the light changed slightly and a girl was looking in. what a perv!!

was she pretty?

not particularly

The most crucial thing anyone can ask in a thread like this:

#1 or #2 ?

Install a one-way mirror and blind her and other possible lurkers. It's the only way to deal with these perverts - take their eyesight.

1, but i was completley naked (was about to hop into the shower)

i still need to take this shower. im just gonna have to go for it :/

Did you do :the helicopter: ? seems like the only course of action in that situation.

allow me to echo the sentiments of winston churchill by repeating "god damn it, would that i had the presence of mind to unleash such furious performance art. alas, time the next!!"

1, but i was completley naked (was about to hop into the shower)

u a rabbit? walk in like a normal person.

Perhaps this sentiment would be better served in the "stories about poop" thread but do you guys ever feel such a monumentous dumpage springing forth that you feel compelled to strip down to nothing in order to jettison it?

lol @ everyone seeing j doing nude paul hem poses in the mirror

Perhaps this sentiment would be better served in the "stories about poop" thread but do you guys ever feel such a monumentous dumpage springing forth that you feel compelled to strip down to nothing in order to jettison it?

we had a thread a long time ago about taking your shirt off to take a shit but you might not be old school enough to remember it

take an air pistol in with you

Yeah then you can teach them a lesson by shooting holes in your skylight and getting a visit from the police.

Now you're the guy who goes to the bathroom naked, as far as she knows.

We have a retractable curtain on our skylight. No-one can perv on us walking past naked in the living room.

We have a retractable curtain on our skylight. No-one can perv on us walking past naked in the living room.

Is it diamond encrusted?

Define "it"

okay, i admit it. it was me on the roof dec.

we had a thread a long time ago about taking your shirt off to take a shit but you might not be old school enough to remember it

Interesting. It must have been before my time as I think I'd remember something like that.

maybe you could hold a poster-sized printout of paul h</>em above your head with one arm every time you use the bathroom.


or wait you could fashion it into some kind of bathroom hat