View Full Version : I was stalking Nimrod on another forum and his posts there are (mostly) insult free


Hate the Hater
11-14-2008, 01:36 AM
He still manages to trash talk Pakula though.

http://i33.tinypic.com/rbe0t1.gif

i just want a woman who can cook, is this too much to ask?

at this point i'm even finding mrs. butterworth sexy

:erm:

http://i33.tinypic.com/noj8so.gif

http://i34.tinypic.com/afk3dw.gif




this may sound weird but am i the only one who drools over her on "$40 a Day" but isn't that excited by her on "30 Minute Meals"?

Is ist the lighting or what?

Most of the people I like are moving or have moved away during the past year, and nobody worthy is moving here (FEEL FREE TO MOVE HERE YOU CAN CRASH ON MY COUCH). I pretty much hate most of the people here.

Anyway, I may get an amazing job in March (less money but... amazing) that would keep me here. I may also get an opportunity in Austin, TX (which would be a huge opportunity even if I hate Texas). Otherwise my future is up in the air.

There are only a few places in the US I'd want to live. Advise me if you know anything about these places (these days).


i know you rarely venture to that other place (and for good fucking reason) but when you do it's always gold, and appreciated


what i'm trying to say is this is some sort of heterosexual appreciation garbage

Kissing sickbadthing's ass ^


Anyone ever watch Everyday Cooking?

I like that they throw a lot of recipes into one show and they're quick.

Plus it has Allie Lewis who is easy on the ojos.


I have now cooked everything I know how to make and need to try something new

It doesn't matter how complex, I'm a good cook

Here's an old family irish recipe:

bla bla bla

I recommend using a hand masher instead of an electric beater because the electric will change the consistancy of the cabbage and onions.

brian i am so jealous

i used to have the biggest cruch on liz phair

but of course when her music got worse it got less so

ugh

she needs to divorce him and marry me.

i don't even want her to cook for me. i want to cook TOGETHER.

Oh yeah, I was Mr. Chink for a while, too.

I keep those microwavable soups in my trunk and desk so I have them whenever I actually choose to eat at work.

Lately I haven't eaten at work at all. They cost like $1.25 each at Target, so the price is right.

sickbadthing
11-14-2008, 01:38 AM
dude what the fuck

redbull
11-14-2008, 01:39 AM
b&

noyen
11-14-2008, 01:39 AM
um..

vanilla
11-14-2008, 01:41 AM
wha

AndySlash
11-14-2008, 01:43 AM
Buttsex Thruster

Hate the Hater
11-14-2008, 01:46 AM
dude what the fuck

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/acusack-stalker__oPt.jpg

AndySlash
11-14-2008, 01:46 AM
yeeeeeahhh

vanilla
11-14-2008, 01:50 AM
ban him.

duovamp
11-14-2008, 01:50 AM
Nice av pickup, 'Slash. Too bad you cut out possibly the best part about it. :\

hnibos
11-14-2008, 01:52 AM
<fg>

Hate the Hater
11-14-2008, 01:52 AM
ban him.

And mute him too!!!

AndySlash
11-14-2008, 01:55 AM
Nice av pickup, 'Slash. Too bad you cut out possibly the best part about it. :\

<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/customavatars/avatar11238_5.gif>

vanilla
11-14-2008, 01:55 AM
bashing the ruler of these parts is a travisty.

wHATcOLOR
11-14-2008, 01:57 AM
i like to thrust

AndySlash
11-14-2008, 01:59 AM
I am no thief, HtH! It was my idea (http://forums.netphoria.org/3384823-post85.html) in the first place! (Albeit ChristHisself added some embellishments)

But, I am a sharing and caring individual. :smoke:

duovamp
11-14-2008, 01:59 AM
<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/customavatars/avatar11238_5.gif>

What's wrong with my retrovatar?

maoi
11-14-2008, 01:59 AM
thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust

AndySlash
11-14-2008, 02:00 AM
What's wrong with my retrovatar?

nothing!

Hate the Hater
11-14-2008, 02:03 AM
I am no thief, HtH! It was my idea (http://forums.netphoria.org/3384823-post85.html) in the first place! (Albeit ChristHisself added some embellishments)

But, I am a sharing and caring individual. :smoke:

Please accept my apologies. :blush:

Elvis The Fat Years
11-14-2008, 02:04 AM
i can't imagine what forum that is from.

AndySlash
11-14-2008, 02:04 AM
FreakClique

Elvis The Fat Years
11-14-2008, 02:07 AM
shandi and armageddon 4ever.

Hate the Hater
11-14-2008, 02:08 AM
i can't imagine what forum that is from.

TG Forum (http://www.tgforum.com/)

Elvis The Fat Years
11-14-2008, 02:09 AM
now when my sister wants to bang nimrod i won't have to explain to her what a nice guy he is. this thread does it for me.

thnx, polish-fucked-in-the-head-guy.

Hate the Hater
11-14-2008, 02:11 AM
polish-fucked-in-the-head-guy.

http://www.fritz-erik-hoevels.com/image/hoevels500.jpg

Someone in Iowa misses Nimrod.

Banana
11-14-2008, 02:29 AM
Awesome, warsaw found the private side board of netphoria users.

Shallowed
11-14-2008, 03:14 AM
The dangers of posting with the same name on other boards.

Shallowed
11-14-2008, 03:16 AM
Nimrod could just edit;del;lock;ignore;mute;ban;ip ban etc this thread and HtH

Hate the Hater
11-14-2008, 03:18 AM
Nimrod could just edit;del;lock;ignore;mute;ban;ip ban etc this thread and HtH

Be quiet you!!!

Shallowed
11-14-2008, 03:30 AM
He could, but he won't do it.

Hate the Hater
11-14-2008, 03:35 AM
I'm just exposing his softer side.

Shallowed
11-14-2008, 03:50 AM
Of course you would be the one to expose his softer side. You're obsessed with his softer side. You even have dreams about NS saying to you "Come closer to me, warsaw... I know you want to touch my softer side..."

Hate the Hater
11-14-2008, 04:02 AM
:love:

Starla
11-14-2008, 05:07 AM
so you've been stalking nimrod....

Ever
11-14-2008, 05:19 AM
The everyday cooking thing was the best read I've had in a while.

Starla
11-14-2008, 05:25 AM
wow, this is some ground breaking shit

Starla
11-14-2008, 05:29 AM
del

Kahlo
11-14-2008, 05:36 AM
Have you slept with Nimrod yet? It is only a matter of time

Starla
11-14-2008, 05:39 AM
Have you slept with Nimrod yet? It is only a matter of time

When's the last time you slept with your wife?

Kahlo
11-14-2008, 05:40 AM
last night? why?

What does this have to do with your DESTINY

Starla
11-14-2008, 05:40 AM
lol sorry. The pain killers just hit.

Kahlo
11-14-2008, 05:42 AM
Awe poor Starla :(

What's up?

Starla
11-14-2008, 05:43 AM
i don't believ ein destiny

Kahlo
11-14-2008, 05:44 AM
me neither. But It is going to happen. Nimrod can have any women he wants, and you are the chosen one. Try not to resist his charms

Starla
11-14-2008, 05:45 AM
Awe poor Starla :(

What's up?


i sprained my ankle

Starla
11-14-2008, 05:48 AM
me neither. But It is going to happen. Nimrod can have any women he wants, and you are the chosen one. Try not to resist his charms


:banging:

Kahlo
11-14-2008, 05:48 AM
Baws. Hopefully, you will heal up soon :)

Oh and I spoke to my friend about the Indians, she thought your story was interesting :) Let me kow how things are going.

Eulogy
11-14-2008, 07:52 AM
this is completely uninteresting without any context

donnie darko
11-14-2008, 09:07 AM
yeah let us ban homo the hater

noyen
11-14-2008, 10:04 AM
http://www3.telus.net/planetkevin/files/ForumPics/gay_thread.jpg

Nimrod's Son
11-14-2008, 12:43 PM
Wow way to release my intimate secrets from over 3-4 years ago, such as the fact that I enjoy the Food Network and that I'd never had buttsex, both of which I've posted here.

You're a truly disturbed individual Warsaw and I hope some day you find some sort of life - any sort - outside of the internet.

Also I wasn't trash talking anyone.

Get a life.

RockLobster
11-14-2008, 12:49 PM
yeah netphoria for life!

Kahlo
11-14-2008, 01:49 PM
Why does HtH hate Nimrod? is there something i'm not aware of?

Nimrod's Son
11-14-2008, 01:57 PM
I said a couple negative things about yo soy and he's in love with her so there you have it.

Kahlo
11-14-2008, 02:03 PM
Ah right. He has a world full of women to choose from and he chose her. Oh dear.

Nimrod's Son
11-14-2008, 02:11 PM
Ah right. He has a world full of women to choose from and he chose her. Oh dear.

Actually I think she's the only one who responded positively to his PM stalking and agreed to visit him in Iowa.

vanilla
11-14-2008, 03:33 PM
did he get head?

Banana
11-14-2008, 04:10 PM
Warsaw is one suave individual.

Nimrod's Son
11-14-2008, 04:12 PM
Signs point to yes.

Elvis The Fat Years
11-14-2008, 04:12 PM
Awesome, warsaw found the private side board of netphoria users.

uhh no.

Hate the Hater
11-14-2008, 07:06 PM
wow, this is some ground breaking shit

^

Starla
11-14-2008, 07:25 PM
I've made it a point to switch up my names on all the other forums I post on...in case this should ever happen to me.

wHATcOLOR
11-14-2008, 07:26 PM
i used to stalk Starla back when she lived in Pacifica and was named ToStarla

Nimrod's Son
11-14-2008, 07:30 PM
post the nudes

wHATcOLOR
11-14-2008, 07:31 PM
i never actually got any

Nimrod's Son
11-14-2008, 07:33 PM
you're a bad stalker then

wHATcOLOR
11-14-2008, 07:35 PM
i believe it was winston churchill who once said "...had i but courage equal to desire"

Elvis The Fat Years
11-14-2008, 07:37 PM
i have dna from everyone i've ever stalked.

i can clone the entire growing pains cast.

wHATcOLOR
11-14-2008, 07:42 PM
clearly i have lots to learn

sickbadthing
11-14-2008, 07:43 PM
I've made it a point to switch up my names on all the other forums I post on...in case this should ever happen to me.

LOL

Debaser
11-14-2008, 07:52 PM
Wow, I've had an account on those forums for years. But I rarely post because I have nothing interesting to say and whenever I see a topic that I can add to, I notice that the last response was over a week ago and I'm like...fuck it, forget it..

sickbadthing
11-14-2008, 07:53 PM
nobody really posts there anyway. there's not much reason to.

noyen
11-14-2008, 08:00 PM
its sole purpose was to keep about 6 friends in contact with each other after our group kinda disbanded and moved state or country, and thats pushing it now with all the social networking sites we're on now. i find it hilarious the desperation that had to have been reached in order to register there and spend so much time digging up posts that have to be years and possibly decades old.

Nimrod's Son
11-14-2008, 08:06 PM
i have dna from everyone i've ever stalked.

i can clone the entire growing pains cast.
can you clone me joanna kerns but at like 18 years old?

wHATcOLOR
11-14-2008, 08:07 PM
if this picture did not say "fail" on it, i think it would be awesome

<img src=http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-archie-comic-fail.jpg>

Debaser
11-14-2008, 08:07 PM
hey man i got an xbox360 and playing fallout 3 too. its pretty great.

sickbadthing
11-14-2008, 08:08 PM
hey man i got an xbox360 and playing fallout 3 too. its pretty great.

i think i need to get that now.

Esty
11-14-2008, 08:11 PM
did he get head?

Duh!! Its yo soy.

Nimrod's Son
11-14-2008, 08:12 PM
its sole purpose was to keep about 6 friends in contact with each other after our group kinda disbanded and moved state or country, and thats pushing it now with all the social networking sites we're on now. i find it hilarious the desperation that had to have been reached in order to register there and spend so much time digging up posts that have to be years and possibly decades old.

Warsaw + desperation /= surprise

noyen
11-14-2008, 08:16 PM
fallout 3 is probably the best thing i've played in a decade. nothing has gotten my interest like it has. what game are you playing hardcore right now chris? i will have to join you in multiplayer if i have the same. though my game collection is kinda small right now.

Hypocaust
11-14-2008, 08:16 PM
if this picture did not say "fail" on it, i think it would be awesome

<img src=http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-archie-comic-fail.jpg>

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/betty-and-me/16-1.jpg

noyen
11-14-2008, 08:17 PM
what is ur gamertag debaser? mine's noyenx

sickbadthing
11-14-2008, 08:18 PM
fallout 3 is probably the best thing i've played in a decade. nothing has gotten my interest like it has. what game are you playing hardcore right now chris? i will have to join you in multiplayer if i have the same. though my game collection is kinda small right now.

i need xbox gold for that shit don't i

noyen
11-14-2008, 08:19 PM
yeah.. i think so. i dunno what the rules are now.. i did notice monthly billing now though. if you dont have it i might be able to get you a free account

sickbadthing
11-14-2008, 08:20 PM
i think the girlfriend was talking about some deal she could get. i'll have it soon.

noyen
11-14-2008, 08:21 PM
sweetness. yeah, she should be able to give you the hookup. see if she can get you one of the mythical platinum accounts

Nimrod's Son
11-14-2008, 08:21 PM
I hate that MS charges you for every damned things. When you guys graduate to PS3 let me know and we'll shoot things.

noyen
11-14-2008, 08:23 PM
I hate that MS charges you for every damned things. When you guys graduate to PS3 let me know and we'll shoot things.

ps3 is gonna jump in on that mini-transaction thing soon too if they havent already! especially with little big planet. i wish i could afford a ps3. i find it a travesty that i make games for those fuckers but cant afford one to play them.

Nimrod's Son
11-14-2008, 08:25 PM
They're not that much more than a 360. in fact they're worth it just for the BD

noyen
11-14-2008, 08:29 PM
yeah, but i was one of those people that was an HD-DVD fan and went and bought every stanley kubrick movie released in HD-DVD and was all for sony biting my dick because i hate their stupid formats they keep churning out like the memory stick and the minidisc. that and i got my 360 for free after i said i didnt know what a 360 could do in a job interview. i shouldnt have to pay for a console! so i will continue to eat microsofts sack. but i totally want a ps3 someday. downloading torrents of blu ray rips is working out fine for me so far though :D

sickbadthing
11-14-2008, 08:30 PM
i might get one eventually but not any time soon.

i have way too much electronics shit/computer shit/gamer shit. i know that i could be worse but if that were the case i wouldn't have any money and probably no girlfriend either.

Nimrod's Son
11-14-2008, 08:33 PM
I really only get one console per generation. So I'll most likely never get an XBox.

Debaser
11-14-2008, 08:33 PM
what is ur gamertag debaser? mine's noyenx

yeah.. i think so. i dunno what the rules are now.. i did notice monthly billing now though. if you dont have it i might be able to get you a free account

my gamertag is SACT0MACT0. Those are zeroes, not "O"s.

I just finished Dead Space, which was a great game -- but its a rental, took me 12 hours to finish and have no desire to play it ever again.

Still playing Rock Band 2 sporadically. It's fun for mindless entertainment.

Got burnt out on Halo 3 months ago. But those were good times. hoo boy.

I currently have xbox live gold for an annual billing of $50 a year.

Debaser
11-14-2008, 08:36 PM
the only thing stopping me from getting a ps3 is that I know that I simply have no free time to actually sit down and play it.

donnie darko
11-14-2008, 09:32 PM
rainbow six vegas 2 is still one of the biggest shooters out there

Elvis The Fat Years
11-14-2008, 09:54 PM
i used to play the old rainbow six games online on microsoft zone. i don't think it's even around anymore.

good times though

aTHyQn
11-14-2008, 10:47 PM
maybe the underwhelming response to this "leak" will show nimrod's son it's ok to let his guard down with us a bit:)

Hate the Hater
11-17-2008, 01:41 AM
Why does HtH hate Nimrod? is there something i'm not aware of?


It's because I'm a know-it-all internet douchebag who masks his insecurities with tough talk and constant insults.

fixed ^

Mariner
11-17-2008, 01:49 AM
but mr.-isnt-szczecin why do you care?

Hate the Hater
11-17-2008, 01:54 AM
I care because you do.

http://www.aphextwin.nu/images/covers/200x200/i_care_because_you_do.jpg

Actually I just want him to like me. That's the real reason. I want him to think about me when he can't sleep at night. I want him to add me to his myspace and his facebook and send me comments on a weekly basis. i just wanted him to like me. really, i wanted him to help me get past this stuff. to get past all the self-hatred and shit. but i know that i have to do that alone. because that would just be using him to make me feel better about myself. and i don't want that in a relationship. especially with him. i really did think we were getting closer, though. closer than i've let a lot of people get. and i really think he's just scared. and that's okay.

katie's here from ohio. it's nice to have her here. especially with the nice weather. i really do have a lot of support in my life. a lot of people that do care about me.

I just wanted him to like me for a little bit longer.


“I’m a Seventh-day Adventist kind”.


“Oh, your the ones that eat good”.


“We try to” was all that came out.


The older guy was Catholic. Very Catholic. so there I was - a Seventh-day Adventist Pastor, sitting next to a very Catholic person, opposite a Pennsylvanian dutch gentleman, across from someone who had no problem telling me the BIble was bogus and made up - a conclusion he came to after he had read it many times in various forms. He knew all about Josephus and started quoting in Aramaic. All I could think about was the hat and the unwashed hair sticking out from it.


Then it happened. All of us, convinced of our beliefs (or lack of them) dug our heels in. “Religion is all lies”. “There is definitely a God, his Son, and his Mother”. “The trouble is we think we know it all, but we just go along with whatever we have been told” - that was me. The Pennsylvanian Dutch guy just smiled a lot.


No one got converted. No one even changed their mind - not even a little I think. It got a little uncomfortable in places. But we did all get to common ground. “We came from somewhere” we said. “After that, it is just speculation”. We all agreed - kind of. The Catholic guy said, “the Bible told us where we came from” - but his priest did not encourage the reading of the Bible - the cap guy said, “see! I told you it was all brain washing!” I said we are only just beginning to understand the Bible and what it might be saying about where we are going to.


Cap guy joined the Pennsylvanian dutch guy in smiling. Catholic guy kinda kept talking. And we all went back to our assigned seats.


This time tomorrow I’ll be getting ready to stand up in front of a bunch of young Adventists, at an event around the theme of witness. It’ll all be theory there - but out on the road, or here on the train, 4 strangers just got to sit down and talk about where we came from.

i've had these bad things happen in my life. but i've had good things happen as well. and i always let the bad overshadow the good. i've always let someone, ususally myself, make me feel bad about who i am. and i need to start feeling good about who i am. because i know in my heart that i am a good person. and i have a lot of love to give. i used to think that i was empty inside. that i didn't have any love inside me. but i do. it's just hidden waaaaaay in the back behind a lot of stuff. and it's time to do some spring cleaning. time to throw out all the old shit i don't want anymore to make room for the new stuff.

because i know that only then will i be able to slow down and enjoy truly enjoy myself. i've weathered the storms before. i've been the storms before. but i've stood in the rain long enough.

Starla
11-17-2008, 06:58 AM
del

Sarcastic Smile
11-17-2008, 07:15 AM
fucking weirdos

Nimrod's Son
11-17-2008, 12:33 PM
The guy wants to be me, and who can blame him

Thaniel Buckner
11-17-2008, 01:33 PM
I care because you do.

http://www.aphextwin.nu/images/covers/200x200/i_care_because_you_do.jpg

Actually I just want him to like me. That's the real reason. I want him to think about me when he can't sleep at night. I want him to add me to his myspace and his facebook and send me comments on a weekly basis. i just wanted him to like me. really, i wanted him to help me get past this stuff. to get past all the self-hatred and shit. but i know that i have to do that alone. because that would just be using him to make me feel better about myself. and i don't want that in a relationship. especially with him. i really did think we were getting closer, though. closer than i've let a lot of people get. and i really think he's just scared. and that's okay.

katie's here from ohio. it's nice to have her here. especially with the nice weather. i really do have a lot of support in my life. a lot of people that do care about me.

I just wanted him to like me for a little bit longer.


“I’m a Seventh-day Adventist kind”.


“Oh, your the ones that eat good”.


“We try to” was all that came out.


The older guy was Catholic. Very Catholic. so there I was - a Seventh-day Adventist Pastor, sitting next to a very Catholic person, opposite a Pennsylvanian dutch gentleman, across from someone who had no problem telling me the BIble was bogus and made up - a conclusion he came to after he had read it many times in various forms. He knew all about Josephus and started quoting in Aramaic. All I could think about was the hat and the unwashed hair sticking out from it.


Then it happened. All of us, convinced of our beliefs (or lack of them) dug our heels in. “Religion is all lies”. “There is definitely a God, his Son, and his Mother”. “The trouble is we think we know it all, but we just go along with whatever we have been told” - that was me. The Pennsylvanian Dutch guy just smiled a lot.


No one got converted. No one even changed their mind - not even a little I think. It got a little uncomfortable in places. But we did all get to common ground. “We came from somewhere” we said. “After that, it is just speculation”. We all agreed - kind of. The Catholic guy said, “the Bible told us where we came from” - but his priest did not encourage the reading of the Bible - the cap guy said, “see! I told you it was all brain washing!” I said we are only just beginning to understand the Bible and what it might be saying about where we are going to.


Cap guy joined the Pennsylvanian dutch guy in smiling. Catholic guy kinda kept talking. And we all went back to our assigned seats.


This time tomorrow I’ll be getting ready to stand up in front of a bunch of young Adventists, at an event around the theme of witness. It’ll all be theory there - but out on the road, or here on the train, 4 strangers just got to sit down and talk about where we came from.

i've had these bad things happen in my life. but i've had good things happen as well. and i always let the bad overshadow the good. i've always let someone, ususally myself, make me feel bad about who i am. and i need to start feeling good about who i am. because i know in my heart that i am a good person. and i have a lot of love to give. i used to think that i was empty inside. that i didn't have any love inside me. but i do. it's just hidden waaaaaay in the back behind a lot of stuff. and it's time to do some spring cleaning. time to throw out all the old shit i don't want anymore to make room for the new stuff.

because i know that only then will i be able to slow down and enjoy truly enjoy myself. i've weathered the storms before. i've been the storms before. but i've stood in the rain long enough.
sickbadthing called and he wants his schtick back

Nimrod's Son
11-17-2008, 02:01 PM
hey remember when Warsaw made a clone Julian troll and got mad when people called him out on stealing schtick?

Hate the Hater
11-17-2008, 02:04 PM
:cry:

Kahlo
11-17-2008, 02:05 PM
Get a room and fuck to the death you two

vanilla
11-17-2008, 02:12 PM
awesome!

Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR
11-17-2008, 02:54 PM
I WANT TO RAPE YOUR SOLAR PLEXUS WITH A CRT MONITOR