This is so awesome (http://www.vigoschools.org/%7Emjm3/activities/simile.htm)

This parody thread is like a sinking ship.

And yet I'm bumping it to the surface.

"bravery is like a watermelon"

This makes me smile

<img src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/50/Pikachu-seizures.gif" width="1080" height="810">

Kindness is like Easy Cheese.

"Lies is like a stapler."

-1 for grammar

i need a simile like a hole in the head