View Full Version : Netphoria Fantasy Football


AndySlash
11-11-2008, 02:17 PM
We haven't had any threads since the season started, so here's one.

Current standings

1. tiny fisted bungwads 7-3-0 .700 1067.51 L-1
2. Team OCA 7-3-0 .700 1036.31 W-3
3. Mormon Ass Slappers 7-3-0 .700 1027.31 W-3
4. The Cuttin' Muffins 7-3-0 .700 992.20 W-3
5. Secret Muslim Ballas 6-4-0 .600 1005.19 L-2
6. Favraros 5-5-0 .500 954.02 L-1
7. Turd Sandwich 5-5-0 .500 904.57 L-1
8. The Chiefs 4-6-0 .400 908.16 W-1
9. The Moderators 3-7-0 .300 914.40 L-3
10. heartattack 3-7-0 .300 883.71 W-1
11. The Nonproductives 3-7-0 .300 863.16 L-4
12. 2007 Miami Dolphins 3-7-0 .300 766.47 W-1


shannon got off to a great start but has fallen back a bit and, while still at the top, isn't in control like she was a few weeks ago.

Team OCA has vultured the waiver wire for most of the year, which has helped his squad a bit, and given him some trade bait.

bittertrance seems to be having an off year.

Amy's team already has more wins than her namesake, but her season went into the toilet pretty much the secoond Brady went down.

hnibos
11-11-2008, 02:29 PM
my team definitely had the potential. moss, a johnson, ronnie brown, rodgers

:(

Ol' Couch Ass
11-11-2008, 02:32 PM
Both of my squads have fared really well this year. I gambled on Cutler (in this league) and Warner in another league and both are paying off in spades.

sppunk
11-11-2008, 03:46 PM
My team blows.

Nimrod's Son
11-11-2008, 04:25 PM
My team is full of underachievers

shannon
11-11-2008, 05:00 PM
:/

Travis Meeks
11-11-2008, 06:27 PM
I'm pretty sure I'll somehow win this again

magical underpants is proving to be a great advantage to the Mormon Ass Slappers

wHATcOLOR
11-11-2008, 06:37 PM
why don't you little cowards get out from behind your little computers and play some real football!!!

Debaser
11-11-2008, 06:47 PM
derek anderson and willie parker have been major disappointments on my team. but i'm scraping by.

Nimrod's Son
11-11-2008, 06:51 PM
why don't you little cowards get out from behind your little computers and play some real football!!!

I do, twice per week.

I play softball once per week as well.

I'm no coward.

wHATcOLOR
11-11-2008, 06:57 PM
how about the rest of you little cowards? why don't you do like Nimrod does? what have you got to say for yourselves??

Sepiae
11-11-2008, 06:57 PM
I have no sympathy for any of you.

wHATcOLOR
11-11-2008, 06:57 PM
she's a modern day sex camel!!

Sepiae
11-11-2008, 07:00 PM
That's true. Less than it used to be though.

wHATcOLOR
11-11-2008, 07:02 PM
HIYOOOOOO!!

Ol' Couch Ass
11-11-2008, 08:16 PM
OK wHATcOLOR I've had enough of your taunts!!! You and me, Golden Gate Park 01/01/09 full contact one on one football NO HOLDS BARRED! Let's get this done before the Mormons work to illegalize it do to the gayness of the bodycontact when I'm slamming you headfirst into the grass!

Ol' Couch Ass
11-11-2008, 08:16 PM
OH YEAH!

wHATcOLOR
11-11-2008, 10:01 PM
OK wHATcOLOR I've had enough of your taunts!!! You and me, Golden Gate Park 01/01/09 full contact one on one football NO HOLDS BARRED! Let's get this done before the Mormons work to illegalize it do to the gayness of the bodycontact when I'm slamming you headfirst into the grass!



LETS DO THIS!!!

Ol' Couch Ass
11-11-2008, 10:07 PM
Seeing as how it is New Year's Day I will more than likely be hungover as hell and I trust you will be the same. We'll prove our manhood in a haze of blood, sweat and vomit that will shock the conscience of even the godless SF crowd.

Elvis The Fat Years
11-11-2008, 10:10 PM
I play softball

I'm no coward.

:think:

me and wHATcOLOR are comin' to all of your towns with hard balls, you cowards. then we'll see what's up, you sons of bitches.

wHATcOLOR
11-11-2008, 10:13 PM
i agree with everything in the last two posts!!

:the helicopter: