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Thaniel Buckner
11-11-2008, 11:55 AM
Bonus points for shitting in public

Extra bonus points for accidentally shitting in public

Eulogy
11-11-2008, 11:56 AM
where the fuck is your story

hnibos
11-11-2008, 11:57 AM
i accidentally shit on myself in the winn dixie that used to exist on the corner of john young and colonial when i was like 7 or 8.

Eulogy
11-11-2008, 12:01 PM
on yourself? like tubgirl style?

that'd be pretty badass.

hnibos
11-11-2008, 12:03 PM
i just shit on myself, walked around kind of funny until my parents noticed. Threw out my ninja turtle underwear in the restroom.

edit: my dad laughed at me.

The Jesus
11-11-2008, 12:03 PM
I killed a man when the frozen shit I dropped from the Empire State Building landed atop his head.

yo soy el mejor
11-11-2008, 12:04 PM
my friend melissa was driving me home and it was like 7/8 in the morning. we had been out all night and were really out of it. i was like PULL OVER. I GOTTA SHIT! and she was like YOU'D BETTER HOLD IT. COME ON. i was like NO. IT MAY BE POSSIBLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO HOLD SHITS BUT I CANT!
we go back and forth and then i pulled out some tp from my purse. pulled down my pants a lil. lifted up my butt and pooped into my hand (with lots of tp over it). i wipe, ya know. whatever. and then i toss it out the window. >_>

Eulogy
11-11-2008, 12:05 PM
what




the






fuck

hnibos
11-11-2008, 12:05 PM
my friend melissa was driving me home and it was like 7/8 in the morning. we had been out all night and were really out of it. i was like PULL OVER. I GOTTA SHIT! and she was like YOU'D BETTER HOLD IT. COME ON. i was like NO. IT MAY BE POSSIBLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO HOLD SHITS BUT I CANT!
we go back and forth and then i pulled out some tp from my purse. pulled down my pants a lil. lifted up my butt and pooped into my hand (with lots of tp over it). i wipe, ya know. whatever. and then i toss it out the window. >_>

fucking gross.

The Jesus
11-11-2008, 12:06 PM
I think you just made that up.

yo soy el mejor
11-11-2008, 12:07 PM
>_>

Thaniel Buckner
11-11-2008, 12:13 PM
where the fuck is your story

I have a couple good stories. One time my best friend brian was over at my house on senior skip day and took a massive shit in my bathtub. I made him clean it up and it somehow ended up in a trash bag and then inside a box which we put on the doorstep of an ex love interest of mine. I got a call from the cops later that night.

Then there was that one time I took a shit in a condom and put it in padricks locker. Brian was a co-conspirator in that one too.

also, I posted a pretty good story a couple of weeks ago about how I had diarrhea early one morning when the only bathroom was occupied. So I took a mcdonalds bag over to the side of the house and utilized the napkins as tp. But I guess my shit was so saucey and came out with such a velocity that it went straight through the bottom of the bag. And some of it ended up on the exterior wall of the garage.

Ol' Couch Ass
11-11-2008, 12:23 PM
Once when I lived in Tampa a frozen block of shit about the size of a toaster struck the roof of our house breaking several tiles. It was a bluish green material with poop encrusted in it like Jurassic Park amber. The airlines initially gave us the runaround but eventually paid to repair the roof. It was sketchy as a block of ice that size could have easily taken out a neighborhood kid deuce death from above style.

neopryn
11-11-2008, 12:24 PM
also, I posted a pretty good story a couple of weeks ago about how I had diarrhea early one morning when the only bathroom was occupied. So I took a mcdonalds bag over to the side of the house and utilized the napkins as tp. But I guess my shit was so saucey and came out with such a velocity that it went straight through the bottom of the bag. And some of it ended up on the exterior wall of the garage.
amazing

yo soy el mejor
11-11-2008, 12:25 PM
how come thats amazing but my story is gross?!

Sarcastic Smile
11-11-2008, 12:26 PM
I was baby sitting my mother's friend's children one night a few years ago.. She had 4 kids ages 2, 4, 5, 8.. all boys.. I put them to bed and like an hour later the 5 year old started calling me saying he really had to go to the bathroom so I went to go get him and bring him there.. Well he was wearing those one piece PJ's that kids have that zip up and have closed feet and the zipper got stuck, I couldn't get it unzipped and he is crying saying he can't hold it.. All of a sudden he exploded and it was diarrhea.. it was like he was wearing a little shit suit... I had to cut the Pj's off

hnibos
11-11-2008, 12:26 PM
how come thats amazing but my story is gross?!

you shit on your hand in a car with friends. suck to sit next to you.

JokeyLoki
11-11-2008, 12:27 PM
I don't have any shit stories, but I just saw these pictures on another forum, and they seemed appropriate.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v29/Paula3000/babypoop02-1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v29/Paula3000/babypoop01-1.jpg

neopryn
11-11-2008, 12:30 PM
how come thats amazing but my story is gross?!i didn't say it was gross.

it is though.

yo soy el mejor
11-11-2008, 12:32 PM
you shit on your hand in a car with friends. suck to sit next to you.

just one friend. and she laughed!

Nimrod's Son
11-11-2008, 12:34 PM
What the hell is wrong with you people

Mo
11-11-2008, 12:42 PM
I once shat myself at camp when I was like seven or eight.

Thaniel Buckner
11-11-2008, 12:50 PM
What the hell is wrong with you poople

Not once in your life have you shit your pants thinking it was a fart? I find that hard to believe

Ol' Couch Ass
11-11-2008, 01:40 PM
Sometimes when you move a dead body the coupling of built up gases and a relaxed sphincter will result in a low frequency poot and voiding of he bowels. Sometimes they groan too... pretty creepy and disgusting stuff.

Ol' Couch Ass
11-11-2008, 01:41 PM
When I sense death is near I'm going to position myself precariously atop a wood chipper so that my family and rescue workers don't have to deal with that crap.

pale blue eyes
11-11-2008, 01:47 PM
Today while driving into work I was behind a guy with a bumper sticker that said, "I'm only speeding because I really have to poop!" and next to the word was a tiny turd drawing. I tried to take a picture of it with my cell phone but I couldn't get close enough.

The Jesus
11-11-2008, 01:48 PM
Sometimes they groan too...

This would make me shit.

Ol' Couch Ass
11-11-2008, 01:57 PM
yeah it's heeby jeeby inducing... too many fucking zombie movies.

TheMilstead
11-11-2008, 02:00 PM
my friend melissa was driving me home and it was like 7/8 in the morning. we had been out all night and were really out of it. i was like PULL OVER. I GOTTA SHIT! and she was like YOU'D BETTER HOLD IT. COME ON. i was like NO. IT MAY BE POSSIBLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO HOLD SHITS BUT I CANT!
we go back and forth and then i pulled out some tp from my purse. pulled down my pants a lil. lifted up my butt and pooped into my hand (with lots of tp over it). i wipe, ya know. whatever. and then i toss it out the window. >_>

Lauren.






That is really disgusting.

mxzombie
11-11-2008, 02:07 PM
in elementary school i had to shit but the only bathroom was occupied. i held it as long as i could but ended up dumping in my briefs. so i sat there inconspicuously (aside from the odor i imagine) until the bathroom was free, then i went in, took off my underwear and emptied it into the toilet, wiped them as clean as i could, then went on with my day. i don't think anyone knew i shit myself.

yo soy el mejor
11-11-2008, 02:10 PM
lol@u wiping them clean instead of disposing of them.

TheMilstead
11-11-2008, 02:14 PM
I remember when I was just old enough to drive myself to school, sharting in the parking lot on the way to my car. I had a presentation to make in 15 minutes, so I quickly rummaged around and found some car air freshener, hurried to the nearest bathroom, and cleaned myself and sprayed all over the inside of my boxers/pants with "New Car" scent. Then I delivered a killer presentation, and no one was the wiser.

:thehelicopter:

TheMilstead
11-11-2008, 02:15 PM
Except, uh, you know, I smelled like a new car.

yo soy el mejor
11-11-2008, 02:17 PM
THATS SICK >_>

duovamp
11-11-2008, 03:20 PM
I was taking a dump at Duquesne and these two guys were in the stalls next to me. There were some other people moving about in the bathroom and the one guy jokingly goes "Hey! Quiet down out there! I come here for peace!" and then continued talking to his friend about shitting- explaining that this was his 11 o'clock spaghetti shit. They talked about how their one friend carries a bag around with him with toilet paper in it, in his bookbag, just to make sure he doesn't have to use crappy TP. And they talked about their one friend who gets insane dingleberries. They went on about other stuff, to each other not to me. I mean I considered myself a pretty good shitter, but these guys were truly top tier. I like to get a good shit going, but these guys were serious about their shitting. I salute them.

duovamp
11-11-2008, 03:21 PM
Oh, one time I had to bail out of my friend's Ford Probe because I had to shit so badly. When he came to a stop I ran out of the car and dropped it. He picked me up after like 10 minutes.

duovamp
11-11-2008, 03:22 PM
Oh yeah, and I had to shit in an alleyway once.

Shallowed
11-11-2008, 03:55 PM
When my uncle was visiting, he told us about when he got his hip fixed up. He was given morphine which he could inject himself with a button, when he felt that he needed it. He said that he pretty much used it when he felt any small amount of pain. After a while, his stomach started getting sore, so he morphined the fuck out of that too.

When one of the nurses noticed that he was using it so much, she told him that it sometimes has a a side-effect of constipation. He was pretty distraught, pissed off that they didn't tell him earlier, so he could moderate his morphine. He asked if there was anything they could give him for his constipation, so she gave him some medicine, and about five minutes later, he had to get the fuck out of bed and hobble to the toilet. He couldn't bend over because of his fucked hip, and he couldn't hold his shit in, so it pretty much exploded all over the toliet and the walls, etc.

He tried cleaning it up as best as he could, but he couldn't hide it at all, so he sheepishly told the nurse about it, and she cleaned it up.

While she was doing that, he went back to bed, and he had to get the fuck out of bed again to empty his guts.

I can't actually remember what happened from there, because I was laughing so hard at his story.

TheMilstead
11-11-2008, 04:44 PM
THATS SICK >_>

AT LEAST I DIDN'T CRAP ON MY HAND IN A MOVING VEHICLE, FOO'

yo soy el mejor
11-11-2008, 04:45 PM
THERE WAS TP BETWEEN MY HAND AND THE FECES!

JokeyLoki
11-11-2008, 04:48 PM
But you were in a moving car, in close proximity to other people.... :erm:

TheMilstead
11-11-2008, 04:49 PM
He couldn't bend over because of his fucked hip, and he couldn't hold his shit in, so it pretty much exploded all over the toliet and the walls, etc.

I remember being 16 and working at the local grocery story doing floor care. A guy sharing a shift with me kinda hobbled over to me in a daze one day with a look on his face like he'd just seen his parents killed in front of him. I go, "What's wrong, dude?" and he proceeds to tell me that he was emptying the garbage in the women's bathroom, when he heard a scream from one of the stalls, followed by crap coming <i>out</i> of the stall in every direction.

I never saw him again after that.

sickbadthing
11-11-2008, 04:50 PM
I don't have any shit stories, but I just saw these pictures on another forum, and they seemed appropriate.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v29/Paula3000/babypoop02-1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v29/Paula3000/babypoop01-1.jpg

Okay then. I'm going to make an appointment for a vasectomy.

Is that Ammy's kid?

maoi
11-11-2008, 04:51 PM
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yo soy el mejor
11-11-2008, 04:53 PM
But you were in a moving car, in close proximity to other people.... :erm:
person! one girl! i told her to pull over. and like i said... she thought it was funny. :banging:

Banana
11-11-2008, 04:55 PM
8th grade while frolicking around in my backyard with a friend I had to shit and came to the realization that I have never shit outside. So I shit in the woods, picked up the turd with a leaf and chucked it at my friend. It missed him and we spent about 5 minutes looking for it but were not able to find it.

Senior year, last class of the day one day, one of my best friends came into my class to get me to show me a large shit he just took in one of the bathrooms. I followed and it was indeed a large shit. I proceeded to take a video of the flush on my phone. It was so big that the flush forced it split in half into two pieces. I then went and showed said video to everyone in my class.

Here's a gif of the video of the shit
YTMND - This My Shit (http://shitthatismine.ytmnd.com/)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/BananaClock/kylesshit.gif

Kahlo
11-11-2008, 05:10 PM
My brother has been destroyed mentally by the marines, and I refuse to go camping with him because he likes to shit on his hand and throw it at people like a monkey.

Nimrod's Son
11-11-2008, 05:26 PM
Not once in your life have you shit your pants thinking it was a fart? I find that hard to believe

There was one time I almost did because I was in a poker tournament and tried to hold it but I excused myself for a couple of rounds and TCB. But no, I haven't shit myself since I got out of diapers as a toddler.

beef curtains
11-11-2008, 06:02 PM
I don't have any shit stories, but I just saw these pictures on another forum, and they seemed appropriate.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v29/Paula3000/babypoop02-1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v29/Paula3000/babypoop01-1.jpg

You just wait...


My son stuffs his hands down the back of his pants if his shit is really bothering him. THen he'll play pattycake and get it all over his hands / arms. Then he'll come find me and its not always huge and obvious like those pics above. Sometimes its like "Oh he wants to be pickedup, WHAT IS THAT SMELL AND WHY IS IT ON MY CLOTHING?" He shoved his shitty hands in my mouth once.

beef curtains
11-11-2008, 06:04 PM
my friend melissa was driving me home and it was like 7/8 in the morning. we had been out all night and were really out of it. i was like PULL OVER. I GOTTA SHIT! and she was like YOU'D BETTER HOLD IT. COME ON. i was like NO. IT MAY BE POSSIBLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO HOLD SHITS BUT I CANT!
we go back and forth and then i pulled out some tp from my purse. pulled down my pants a lil. lifted up my butt and pooped into my hand (with lots of tp over it). i wipe, ya know. whatever. and then i toss it out the window. >_>

uum how did you hold your pee ?

MeAndMyLlama
11-11-2008, 06:32 PM
When I was like 13 or 14 I walked casually into the kitchen to get a snack and my sister told me there's some weird cold or flu bug going around school and most of her friends were out sick that day. I was like whatever I feel fine I'm probably not going to get sick. She got up reached into the medicine cabinet and said here take like four of these to be safe. I figured the pills she gave me were like vitamin C or benadryl or something so I just took them and went about my day. A few hours later I felt some gurgling in my stomach and started having the most painful diarrhea ever. I was pretty much up all night shitting and the next day she told me they were of course high powered laxatives. She had a good laugh about it and now it's pretty much a treasured ********* family story

Shallowed
11-11-2008, 06:36 PM
There was that South Park episode when a Wal-Mart was built in South Park. Cartman made a bet with someone (probably Kyle) that you shit your pants when you die. A few people died in that episode, and they all shat themselves after about two seconds of silence. Yeah. That was pretty funny.

pale blue eyes
11-11-2008, 07:14 PM
Is that the episode in which Chef died?

Shallowed
11-11-2008, 07:20 PM
No, it wasn't.

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Something_Wall-Mart_This_Way_Comes)

Ha-ha, Wal Mart has an extra L in this episode.

Mo
11-11-2008, 07:21 PM
No, it's 8x09, "Something Wall-Mart this Way Comes". The one you mean is 10x01, "The Return of Chef".

/Boo.

Starla
11-11-2008, 08:18 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v29/Paula3000/babypoop01-1.jpg

oh my FUCKING god. this totally makes me re-think having another. i lucked out and never had this shit happen to me.

Starla
11-11-2008, 08:22 PM
rotavirus, enough said. but it was not all over the place. just really disgusting w/ a weird smell.

i'd rather clean up puke. last winter mine had a puke fest in her bed.

duovamp
11-11-2008, 08:26 PM
oh my FUCKING god. this totally makes me re-think having another. i lucked out and never had this shit happen to me.

That's an interesting spin on a shit story.

HIOOOOO!

Starla
11-11-2008, 08:32 PM
lol i never had an accident w/ shit. but when i was about 17 i had drank so much beer i could barely walk. i was laughing every step i took up to the house and pissed my pants. my dad opened the door and is like What the hell is going on here, and i busted up laughing and peed all over the porch. really embarassing. :[

pale blue eyes
11-11-2008, 08:52 PM
I cannot think of a time I pooed in a weird way or in an odd place when I have been able to help it. I have a picky digestive system but am pretty good at knowing what is gas and what is impending doom. Though during seizures and stuff, I have a couple times. I do not think that should count though, it's like I had a choice there.

unlachs
11-11-2008, 09:00 PM
when i was about 12 or so: one day after school i came home, no one was there and i didn't have a key. i needed to shit bad so i just did it in the backyard. 5 minutes later my dog comes along and rolls in it

tag team

vanilla
11-11-2008, 09:07 PM
this is a poop story a friend told me:

this couple (guy and a gal) were tail-gating before a golden gophers football game. the girl went into a port-a-potty to use the restroom. it was dark out so she couldn't see anything inside. as she was pulling up her pants she scooped a big pile of crap into her pants. she didn't notice that the toilet was almost overflowing with shit. i guess she was crying and her boyfriend was trying to console her. imaging having someone elses shit on you.

vanilla
11-11-2008, 09:09 PM
Today while driving into work I was behind a guy with a bumper sticker that said, "I'm only speeding because I really have to poop!" and next to the word was a tiny turd drawing. I tried to take a picture of it with my cell phone but I couldn't get close enough.

i've seen the exact same bumper sticker and tried taking a picture from my cell phone too that didn't turn out. ha.

Sepiae
11-11-2008, 09:20 PM
I want to build up my distance running but I am terrified of runner's shits. I ran in a race over the summer that was a 5K and a 7.5 miler. My friends did the 7.5 miler, so I was waiting for them at the finish line after the 5K. I had only grabbed one water, so when I thought they'd be coming soon, I went to grab a second. However, they put the water station RIGHT BY the port-a-potties and between my first visit and my second, the elite runners had hit that up. Unreal. Having already been separated by nothing but a mesh fence from people vomiting across the finish line, I was not emotionally prepared for that smell. It makes me rethink ever going over 4 miles.

ammy
11-11-2008, 09:22 PM
Okay then. I'm going to make an appointment for a vasectomy.

Is that Ammy's kid?


no, that's everyone's kid.
hahaha you non-parents. you're so silly.

noyen
11-11-2008, 09:23 PM
CHOCOLATE PUDDING NOM NOM

ammy
11-11-2008, 09:24 PM
runner's shits

?

also, i want to start jogging the dog in the mornings. I do not run. never have, never liked it. but have enough friends who started - hating it and began to love it that i want to try - that and the dog needs more running in her life.
any tips?

sickbadthing
11-11-2008, 09:29 PM
?

any tips?


Wear good running shoes and take a shit <i>before</i> you go out to run.

ammy
11-11-2008, 09:30 PM
otherwise it just happens? what is this runners shit madness and why don't they show us videos of this happening when there are races? also the bleeding nipples i hear of, i want to see those too

ammy
11-11-2008, 09:31 PM
rofl @ related threads

Eulogy
11-11-2008, 09:31 PM
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn159/slk500/17939d1211931574-dude-shits-himself.jpg

Eulogy
11-11-2008, 09:32 PM
god that's really unsettling

ammy
11-11-2008, 09:32 PM
awesome.

<img src="http://www.elitefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/bloody-nipples.jpg">

ammy
11-11-2008, 09:33 PM
why does the shit become liquid ? how does running make this happen?

SO MANY QUESTIONS

noyen
11-11-2008, 09:34 PM
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn159/slk500/17939d1211931574-dude-shits-himself.jpg

this is such a fantastic image. the look on those peoples faces is what really makes it awesome.

Sepiae
11-11-2008, 09:40 PM
?

also, i want to start jogging the dog in the mornings. I do not run. never have, never liked it. but have enough friends who started - hating it and began to love it that i want to try - that and the dog needs more running in her life.
any tips?


Something about distance running affects your digestive system. My friends who run distances usually time it so they poop before they go running. But apparently that does not work for everyone, as I smelled that day.

My tip, as someone who does not look like a runner and never thought she'd be a runner, is to go slow and just do it. Some people like alternating walking with jogging to build up to a base but when I was getting started, I found that made it too easy to be like, "this is hard, I'll just walk." Make it what you need it to be to do it -- whether it is your time to yourself, a way to explore your neighborhood, or a way to relieve stress. And yes, get good shoes.

Sepiae
11-11-2008, 09:42 PM
otherwise it just happens? what is this runners shit madness and why don't they show us videos of this happening when there are races? also the bleeding nipples i hear of, i want to see those too

Oh, God, the bleeding nipples! The half marathon I was at on Sunday involved bleeding nipples. It's so unsettling.

Also:
Runner's Trots - The 'plague' of the exerciser Sports Doctor section - Time-to-Run - for your medical assistance (http://www.time-to-run.com/doctor/runnerstrots.htm)

JokeyLoki
11-11-2008, 09:43 PM
rofl @ related threads

LOL

Hypocaust
11-12-2008, 01:58 AM
THERE WAS TP BETWEEN MY HAND AND THE FECES!

you think your all that beause there was tp between the feces.

duovamp
11-12-2008, 02:03 AM
you think your all that beause there was tp between the feces.

:rofl:

Hate the Hater
11-12-2008, 03:54 AM
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vanilla
11-12-2008, 04:08 AM
"be careful out there". lol. that's so embarassing.

pale blue eyes
11-13-2008, 12:57 AM
Imagine training that long for a race and then shitting yourself while trying to complete it. I can't imagine continuing after that.

Mablak
11-13-2008, 01:03 AM
I think I'd probably want to finish that thing, I mean you can't get any more embarrassed after the first 20 or so people have seen your shameful splatter.

On a related note, I took a crap in some blackberry bushes right next to an open suburban road in plain sight one time, I was jogging and seriously couldn't hold it in. That is the most significant encounter I've had with shit. Really nothing on the level of lauren, my god. :hurl:

Shallowed
11-13-2008, 03:31 AM
I hope he won that race.

Nothing/everything
11-13-2008, 03:47 AM
we all know what a bidet is, right? Well, 16 year old, school trip to Rome. We had to share this crappy hotel room with 5 guys, despite being crappy, it did have a bidet. Already on the first night, one of my friends threatened us that he would take a dump in the bidet "somewhere this week". Next night, we all got completely drunk in the hotel room. Next morning, we were woken up early, another friend of mine stumbles to the bathroom, and upon entering, vomits on the floor. Turns out that while everybody was dozing off because of the alcohol, this other particular friend of ours took a huge dump in the bidet, and left it for us as a present.

Eulogy
11-13-2008, 11:21 AM
i mean yeah that's kinda gross, but would it really cause you to vomit?

agenda suicide
11-13-2008, 12:03 PM
well I can imagine after a night of drinking wanting to vomit upon the sight of shit in a bidet

waltermcphilp
11-13-2008, 12:58 PM
at the office i work at if you are at the front you can see pass the lobby into the neighboring office. over there works a smoking hot girl. one day a fellow employee of mine (who is a girl) told me that while she was in the bathroom the hottie came in and took the nastiest shit she had ever heard in her life. thus ending my crush on the girl across the lobby.


for clarification...


http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/835/mapcl3.png (http://imageshack.us)

Banana
11-13-2008, 01:01 PM
In a period of say 10th or 11th grade I was having some really thick shits that wouldnt flush down the toilet. My mom was making me take plastic knives and cut them in half so that they could flush down.

Kahlo
11-13-2008, 02:42 PM
you are fucked up son, and so is yer maw

Shallowed
11-13-2008, 06:47 PM
And shitting before you left for school wasn't an option?

ammy
11-13-2008, 07:06 PM
so, a little over two years ago now, we had Molly. a 60 lb dog. When cleaning up Molly's poop in the backyard, it was all chucked into a black yard bag, inside of a large aluminum trash can. All well and good - however, the trash can for whatever reason never got emptied in the two years since Molly moved in with Darlena. Flash forward to today (yesterday) when I decide to empty said trash can into the can for trash day.

oh dear lord.
big mistake. i should have just thrown the can away.
you know how shit smells?
imagine shit that has been fermenting and rotting for 2 years.
just you try to imagine the putrid aroma.

vanilla
11-13-2008, 07:10 PM
usually poop petrifies. hmm. interesting.