And thus making it the last taco I will ever eat from Taco Bell.

Left jaw hurts, got my money back and took down the managers information. Fucking disgusting, how the hell does a rock even make it's way into a taco?

Shitty picture, but whatever.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/BananaClock/1110081523.jpg
it's a large pic so you can see the rock so that's why it's not coded.

And you are positive it's a stone and not "just" a piece of bone or something?

I'm always afraid of shit like that when eating fast food.

No it was definitely a stone.

Please, please, please take this to court and get a ton of money you lucky bastard.

what did they do to compensate?

The gave my money back for the taco and offered me free taco. I passed on the offer.

And I really can't take it to court since my tooth didn't chip or anything. My jaw and teeth kind of hurt though, and if they still are tomorrow I'll get it checked out and then maybe have a reason to take it to court.

It isn't about the specific physical and mental anguish you had to cope with since this travesty, but it's more about teaching the fat cats at Taco Bell that they can't do this to innocent boys like you. Innocent boys who just wanted a tasty taco at a good price. See, Banana here can't really afford to eat at nice places where they check their tacos for rocks, but that doesn't mean he should be treated like an animal. Would you feed your kids this taco? I ask you, please, award my client seven point eight million dollars and show the world that people shouldn't have to be afraid of the food for which they paid.

hmm, we need to try harder to kill Banana people

i went to a restaurant with a friend once and he found a screw in his hamburger. luckily he didn't bite it, but it did end up in his mouth. it wasn't mixed into the hamburger patty, it was just sitting on top amongst the lettuce and tomato.

free lunch for all! :D

(300th post, yippee!)

Plan B.

I know an 8 year old who is pretty handy with a rifle

this is really about a long black cock right

The gave my money back for the taco and offered me free taco. I passed on the offer.


I never understood why fast-food places do this. You complain about a food item so they offer you the same exact food item for free as compensation. If you had a bad experience with the first thing, why would you want another one, even if it's free?

this is really about a long black cock right^Man, ruin the chances for a parody thread why don't ya?

this is really about a long black cock right

If you consider half an inch to be long I feel sorry for any lady you may have slept with

I never understood why fast-food places do this. You complain about a food item so they offer you the same exact food item for free as compensation. If you had a bad experience with the first thing, why would you want another one, even if it's free?

Yeah, they should offer you one of their decorative chairs or something, bastards.

I don't know why my friend was told this.... or why he told me... but a friend of mine once told me that her sister told him that the best orgasm she's ever had was from a small dick.

girth or length?

I'm assuming length.

If you consider half an inch to be long I feel sorry for any lady you may have slept with

i was making a joke about banana not what goes in your wife's twat

i was making a joke about banana not what goes in your wife's twat

terrible, predictable comeback. Also, who the fuck uses twat anymore?

I don't know why my friend was told this.... or why he told me... but a friend of mine once told me that her sister told him that the best orgasm she's ever had was from a small dick.

that guys sister is a horny cunt

who the fuck talks about that shit to a sibling of the opposite sex

she wants to get a bit of incest on the go

i once had a metal screw turn up in a salad i ordered from perkins.
the manager came and saw me but i'm pretty low key so i just had a new one made up and didn't really care. he said it came from the bagged lettuce. tho i have never been back.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/BananaClock/1110081523.jpg
it's a large pic so you can see the rock so that's why it's not coded.

i can't see the rock. fail.

My friend's mom ordered a parfait from McDonalds and she almost ate the thumbtack found in it.

I wish they would of taken it to court.. but instead the manager said, "Write any number down and we'll give you that many free meals"

what number did she write down?

man. i want to be lucky enough to find this kinda shit in my food. i'll sue someone's ass off.

I don't know why my friend was told this.... or why he told me... but a friend of mine once told me that her sister told him that the best orgasm she's ever had was from a small dick.

tiny ding dongs are the best

are they? why?

i don't know why, they just are.

I knew a guy who in freshman year of high school got a rubber band in his burger at lunch. He bit into it and as he pulled his mouth away half the rubber band was in his mouth and half still inside the burger.

because he has a tiny dong?

Not size of wave/ motion of ocean etc

repeat that to yourself

cunning!

you can get hairline fractures in your teeth and not be able to see them, they can cause pain and tooth sensitivity. I dunno, you could get money for it

what number did she write down?

man. i want to be lucky enough to find this kinda shit in my food. i'll sue someone's ass off.

For some reason she felt her life was only worth 6 meals at mcdonalds.

We told her to write down ∞. She didn't go for it though

6 meals?!?!

fuck sake.