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Thaniel Buckner
11-09-2008, 10:11 PM
<img src="http://jj.am/gallery/d/42947-2/Fisting_shoulder.gif">

Ol' Couch Ass
11-09-2008, 10:12 PM
this may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to
relax... turn around, and take my hand.






































































:erm:

Thaniel Buckner
11-09-2008, 10:17 PM
i won't deny that the song didn't pop into my head.

but...there has to be some permanent damage taking place there.

JokeyLoki
11-09-2008, 10:18 PM
:cry:

Mablak
11-09-2008, 10:25 PM
Damn. Well if you want to make an omelet, you have to stick your entire arm up a few asses.

waltermcphilp
11-09-2008, 10:37 PM
"hey bill i betcha can't put your whole arm up my ass"

"YOU'RE ON!"

duovamp
11-09-2008, 10:38 PM
Hm.

threetwooneZERO
11-09-2008, 10:38 PM
"Hey John, I can make you a puppet"

"show me"

Ol' Couch Ass
11-09-2008, 10:53 PM
I mean motherfucker is having to bend his arm and manipulate it into the transverse colon to get that whole bad boy up there.

http://www.uptodate.com/patients/content/images/onco_pix/Diagram_colon_rectum.jpg


"Hey Bill... I think I feel a polyp up there! You might want to get that checked out. Oh wait nevermind, just some corn"

Mablak
11-09-2008, 10:58 PM
With a little more work, they could put on a killer act. That ass dude would swallow something and then that other guy could pull it directly out of him, and eat it himself.

duovamp
11-09-2008, 11:21 PM
I mean motherfucker is having to bend his arm and manipulate it into the transverse colon to get that whole bad boy up there.

http://www.uptodate.com/patients/content/images/onco_pix/Diagram_colon_rectum.jpg


"Hey Bill... I think I feel a polyp up there! You might want to get that checked out. Oh wait nevermind, just some corn"

He's using his right arm, so it wouldn't be able to bend to the right. I think the colon moves to accept his arm... unless the colon's somehow held in place by a bunch of connectors, as opposed to just kind of floating in there.

I don't really know that much about anatomy. :(

SlingeroGuitaro
11-09-2008, 11:25 PM
is that jean caude van damme?

The Jesus
11-09-2008, 11:39 PM
Crazy gays!!!

beef curtains
11-09-2008, 11:43 PM
that's some lackadaisical JO

Hate the Hater
11-10-2008, 12:02 AM
Thank God for Prop 8!!! It will put an end to this kind of debauchery!

christian zombie vampires
11-10-2008, 12:16 AM
Crazy gays!!!

they're not fucking or blowing each other or kissing. maybe they're straight.

Hate the Hater
11-10-2008, 02:04 AM
they're not fucking or blowing each other or kissing. maybe they're straight.

:banging:

Ol' Couch Ass
11-10-2008, 02:14 AM
they're not fucking or blowing each other or kissing. maybe they're straight.

Yeah I mean some nights it's bowling and other nights it's time to fall out in the garage and do a little fisting. Nothing gay about that.

Shallowed
11-10-2008, 02:17 AM
If you've never done something like this, you're a fag.

:HOMO:

The Jesus
11-10-2008, 02:23 AM
I just assumed they were homosexuals. Maybe the guy's got a scrubbing brush in his hand and he's cleaning his buddy's pipework in a friendly, helpful, and completely non-sexual way. I wish I had a friend like that. :(

Ol' Couch Ass
11-10-2008, 02:25 AM
I mean how homophobic do you have to be to not let a well lubricated buddy insert a fisted hand deep into your colon. I mean shit man maybe it's just a Southern thing but after a couple of shots this sort of thing is just kinda par for the course y'know? It's all like "hey man you want to play some rock band?" -"naw man, how 'bout we just do a little fisting intead" "yeah OK seems like that would be good for a laugh but I'm just going to lackadasically whack it cause I don't want to look gay"

Ol' Couch Ass
11-10-2008, 02:26 AM
I just assumed they were homosexuals. Maybe the guy's got a scrubbing brush in his hand and he's cleaning his buddy's pipework in a friendly, helpful, and completely non-sexual way. I wish I had a friend like that. :(

Good point. Perhaps he wanted a thorough colon cleansing but is hydrophobic and thus couldn't tolerate the enema.

Shallowed
11-10-2008, 02:29 AM
Good point. Perhaps he wanted a thorough colon cleansing but is hydrophobic and thus couldn't tolerate the enema.

O_O

What is that white foamy stuff on the bicep of his arm??

Ol' Couch Ass
11-10-2008, 02:31 AM
I'm assuming that it's some sort of lubricant... more than likely a water based mixture.

tcm
11-10-2008, 02:35 AM
He's using his right arm, so it wouldn't be able to bend to the right. I think the colon moves to accept his arm... unless the colon's somehow held in place by a bunch of connectors, as opposed to just kind of floating in there.

I don't really know that much about anatomy. :(

situs inversus was the diagnosis.

Fritter
11-10-2008, 03:23 AM
Chhh amputee.

Next!

ravenguy2000
11-10-2008, 07:01 AM
Dad?

duovamp
11-10-2008, 09:40 AM
situs inversus was the diagnosis.

Mm, yes. That's definitely a possibility here. Do we have confirmation that this is the case, or is it just a logical assumption based on observation?

tcm
11-10-2008, 09:42 AM
i am a licensed physician... are you asking for a second opinion?

trev
11-10-2008, 09:47 AM
yeah i'm sure they aren't gay. i mean the guy is rubbing his own dick, but it's purely platonic fisting for sure.

ravenguy2000
11-10-2008, 10:24 AM
i don't see any balls touching so i'm not sure what the controversy is here

duovamp
11-10-2008, 10:31 AM
i am a licensed physician... are you asking for a second opinion?

I just want my initial query answered concerning the movability of the colon.

TheMilstead
11-10-2008, 12:59 PM
...Disturbing.

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

TheMilstead
11-10-2008, 12:59 PM
I mean, doesn't <i>something</i> rupture along the way?

SlingeroGuitaro
11-10-2008, 02:14 PM
no way he has his entire arm. other wise he should be tickling the guys tonsils

barden
12-03-2008, 09:06 PM
maybe he is an amputee, and this is some david blaine shit.

carapatricia
12-04-2008, 12:07 AM
imagine what his arm looks like coming OUT.

barden
12-09-2008, 03:27 PM
so r these guys f4gs or wat?

skipgo
12-09-2008, 08:38 PM
at least it's not a pickle jar.

tear stained glass
12-10-2008, 10:38 AM
if that were jcvd, his fist would be holding a still-beating heart on the way out.

Fattening Ass
12-10-2008, 11:04 PM
hott

hnibos
11-27-2009, 11:39 AM
bump

SlingeroGuitaro
12-01-2009, 07:21 PM
best bump ever

Shallowed
12-01-2009, 08:49 PM
Indeed.