Honda introduces new walking assist machine, doubles as bionic wedgie maker - Engadget (http://www.engadget.com/2008/11/07/honda-introduces-new-walking-assist-machine-doubles-as-bionic-w/)

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About damn time. Here I've been walking and buttfucking myself all alone like some sort of sucker.

what what in the butt?

It's ideas like this that change the world.

I would buy it if they had a feature that neutralized my passed wind.