View Full Version : i can't find an apartment


ciGarski
11-03-2008, 10:47 PM
i just moved to minneapolis. rental properties are either in a demilitarized zone or are way too expensive. i hate this city.

sppunk
11-03-2008, 10:50 PM
I hope you freeze to death and rats eat your eyelids.

AndySlash
11-03-2008, 10:51 PM
you're being too picky then.

Hate the Hater
11-03-2008, 10:56 PM
Pull a Thaniel Buckner and pitch a tent in a backyard. You might need one of these though: http://www.usoutdoorstore.com/outlet/mountain-hardwear-ghost-sl-40-sleeping-bag.html

sickbadthing
11-03-2008, 10:56 PM
prince lives there. you should join prince's entourage.

ChristHimself!
11-04-2008, 03:17 AM
i suggest you ignore warsaw and invest in one of these

<img src="http://www.virginmedia.com/images/selkbag-350x350.jpg">

mercurial
11-04-2008, 07:17 AM
i suggest you ignore warsaw and invest in one of these

<img src="http://www.virginmedia.com/images/selkbag-350x350.jpg">

done and done

yo soy el mejor
11-04-2008, 08:27 AM
i cannot wait to move into my new apartment. i moved out of my old one on october31st and cant move into the other until tomorrow. since then ive been pretty much homeless. i stayed with geo on saturday night. my mammy on sunday. my brother last night and my mammy again tonight!

i miss going straight to my pad after work and sleeping in my own bed.
ergh and my mom is keeping my cat. i dont know how i feel about that. cause the new apartments dont allow animals. like at all. even with a deposit. so i could get in big trouble if caught with her. i havent decided if im going to risk it yet. but my moms house is pretty big and my kitty gets along well with the cat my family already has. everyone says my cat is really pretty. im all like I KNOW. >_<

T&T
11-04-2008, 08:33 AM
have you tried
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/roo/
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/apa/
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/sub/
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/prk/

Nimrod's Son
11-04-2008, 01:08 PM
you're probably not trying hard enough

ciGarski
11-05-2008, 02:03 AM
you're probably not trying hard enough

its tough because i work from 1 till 12 or later, so i get off, im tired and i go to bed, wake up, eat, shower and go to work. so i had my first 2 days off on sunday and monday to check out the area, which is hard when you don't really know a city that well.

wHATcOLOR
11-05-2008, 02:17 AM
losers always say 'it's tough', winners go and fuck the prom queen in their new apartment

duovamp
11-05-2008, 02:30 AM
i just moved to minneapolis. rental properties are either in a demilitarized zone or are way too expensive. i hate this city.

Looks like the universe provided you with an answer.

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=163378

ChristHimself!
11-05-2008, 03:11 AM
its tough because i work from 1 till 12 or later, so i get off, im tired and i go to bed, wake up, eat, shower and go to work. so i had my first 2 days off on sunday and monday to check out the area, which is hard when you don't really know a city that well.

...........................get up early?

loser2d
11-05-2008, 03:52 AM
i suggest you ignore warsaw and invest in one of these

<img src="http://www.virginmedia.com/images/selkbag-350x350.jpg">

where can I find these?
I want one

ChristHimself!
11-05-2008, 04:05 AM
they are called selkbags, search the interweb

ciGarski
11-05-2008, 01:28 PM
have you tried
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/roo/
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/apa/
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/sub/
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/prk/

i didn't think craigslist would give me much but actually that helped. thank you sir.

Sacred Age Of Innocence
11-05-2008, 01:31 PM
losers always say 'it's tough', winners go and fuck the prom queen in their new apartment

like you would know :rofl:

Nimrod's Son
11-05-2008, 01:39 PM
i didn't think craigslist would give me much but actually that helped. thank you sir.

so then you never actually checked craigslist.. :erm:

wHATcOLOR
11-05-2008, 01:52 PM
like you would know :rofl:

well i uh.. i heard about it.. on tv

Gish08
11-05-2008, 03:00 PM
I hope you freeze to death and rats eat your eyelids.
Aww, that's so sweet.

murgle
11-05-2008, 03:55 PM
...........................get up early?

this

ciGarski
11-06-2008, 01:26 AM
so then you never actually checked craigslist.. :erm:

i did initially and didn't see anything. also apartments.com is more inclusive regarding amenities and so forth.

but you've been a great help so far, keep it up.

ciGarski
11-06-2008, 01:29 AM
this

i know :(

smashingjj
11-06-2008, 06:29 AM
i cannot wait to move into my new apartment. i moved out of my old one on october31st and cant move into the other until tomorrow. since then ive been pretty much homeless. i stayed with geo on saturday night. my mammy on sunday. my brother last night and my mammy again tonight!

i miss going straight to my pad after work and sleeping in my own bed.
ergh and my mom is keeping my cat. i dont know how i feel about that. cause the new apartments dont allow animals. like at all. even with a deposit. so i could get in big trouble if caught with her. i havent decided if im going to risk it yet. but my moms house is pretty big and my kitty gets along well with the cat my family already has. everyone says my cat is really pretty. im all like I KNOW. >_<

Thanks for this post. I was just wondering about all this.

yo soy el mejor
11-06-2008, 10:46 AM
oh joeri. i know ur just being sarcastic! *messes up hair*

AndySlash
11-06-2008, 12:01 PM
i didn't think craigslist would give me much

dude.

you're whining and you didn't even check craigslist? shame.

The place I'm living in now was found on craigslist, actually. shit works, yo.

Elvis The Fat Years
11-06-2008, 12:41 PM
CL is for freaks. what andyslash failed to tell you is that he's now the gimp for a same sex couple, and the 'place' as he calls it is a meth lab being ran by illegal alien-gypsy-hermaphrodites who listen to the titanic soundtrack 24 hours a day.

Travis Meeks
11-06-2008, 03:42 PM
Andy, can you let me know if they have any available units in New Jersey?

AndySlash
11-06-2008, 04:15 PM
HQs are in north Trenton. Look for the batsignal.

Travis Meeks
11-06-2008, 04:35 PM
HQs are in north Trenton. Look for the batsignal.

ah, I looked to the SW and saw an image of a gimp mask in the sky. BRB

ciGarski
11-07-2008, 02:20 AM
CL is for freaks. what andyslash failed to tell you is that he's now the gimp for a same sex couple, and the 'place' as he calls it is a meth lab being ran by illegal alien-gypsy-hermaphrodites who listen to the titanic soundtrack 24 hours a day.

see, this is what i was concerned about. but i know i can't be picky.

Mariner
11-08-2008, 10:54 AM
units


hee

Nimrod's Mom
11-08-2008, 01:02 PM
I'm looking to move to the same place too. I'm not picky, move in with me.

skipgo
11-08-2008, 01:03 PM
hey cigarski, why don't you just move in with iwishiwasblank? you guys can get high and watch porn together.

vanilla
11-08-2008, 07:07 PM
there are lofts in uptown for around 600 a month. the entrances smell like cat piss, but you'll get used to it.

ciGarski
11-10-2008, 12:55 AM
hey cigarski, why don't you just move in with iwishiwasblank? you guys can get high and watch porn together.

he lives in Wisconsin i think.

ciGarski
11-10-2008, 12:56 AM
there are lofts in uptown for around 600 a month. the entrances smell like cat piss, but you'll get used to it.

im viewing some apartments in uptown tuesday. nothing that cheap tho. thanks for the heads up about cat piss.

skipgo
11-10-2008, 09:16 AM
oh yeah. sorry, i got my northern states mixed up...