View Full Version : Something weird happened the other night (marijuana use occurs in this thread)


redbreegull
11-02-2008, 11:43 PM
So a few nights ago my friend and I were riding around, looking for a place to smoke. I guess it was 1 in the morning or so. We opted not to use the park we usually use because there was a cop car parked on that street so we kept driving around this neighborhood and eventually stopped a little bit from the end of a dead end street facing the woods. There is only one house down towards that end of the street so it is pretty dark. We walked down a path at the end of the street into the woods maybe 200 feet and stopped and smoked.

Through the trees we could see the lights from the house but the car was out of view, I guess it was another 200 feet or so from where the the street ends. Anyway we got pretty high and then started freaking ourselves out, talking about what it would be like to discover a dead body and shit. We headed back to the car and as we approached I saw this thing on the back of it. My friend was driving because I can't really drive when I am baked. He opened the car with the remote and I was like, "What is this thing?" Turns out it was a fucking moose magnet... like a car magnet in the shape of a moose's head! I was like, "What the fuck, this isn't my car!" and my friend said, "Oh shit I just opened a car that isn't yours!" We realized it was in fact my car and that made it even worse.

We got in and drove away pretty freaked out. We just kept screaming, "I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED." We were on a dead end suburban street in the middle of the night with NO ONE around, we go to smoke in the woods, and fifteen minutes later we come back and someone has put a fucking moose magnet on my car! We got some fast food and then stopped to eat at which point the thought occurred to us that there might be a guy in our trunk. So I had to go check the trunk. There was no guy, but I am seriously perplexed by this strange state of events. There was seriously NO ONE around and we were only a few hundred feet from the car. How the hell did that shit get there? I don't know but being high made it frightening as fuck.

AndySlash
11-02-2008, 11:46 PM
wat?

redbreegull
11-02-2008, 11:50 PM
Now it is in paragraphs. Condensed story: my friend and I parked on a dead end street in the middle of the night and walked in the woods and smoked. We came out of the woods and someone had put a car magnet of a moose on the back of my car.

This was primarily frightening because some crazy moose guy was within a few hundred feet of us the whole time and we never knew. And also we were really high.

wHATcOLOR
11-03-2008, 12:01 AM
how large was the magnet and where was it affixed to the vehicle

redbreegull
11-03-2008, 12:04 AM
how large was the magnet and where was it affixed to the vehicle

It was about the size of a human hand and it was right on the back of my trunk.

threetwooneZERO
11-03-2008, 12:07 AM
Did you ever think someone put it on before you went to smoke and you didn't see it?

redbreegull
11-03-2008, 12:13 AM
Did you ever think someone put it on before you went to smoke and you didn't see it?

Possible but unlikely, I walked around the back of the car when we were getting in initially and I didn't see it then. It is pretty noticeable. Big fucking moose head.

redbreegull
11-03-2008, 12:19 AM
<a href="http://s138.photobucket.com/albums/q250/redbreegull/?action=view&current=map.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q250/redbreegull/map.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

threetwooneZERO
11-03-2008, 12:36 AM
very well done sir.

now can i see a picture of the magnet?

Shallowed
11-03-2008, 12:36 AM
Sorry for beeing a druggy n00b, but why didn't you just get high at your house?

threetwooneZERO
11-03-2008, 12:42 AM
Obviously where he lives he can't smoke weed. Or he likes the nostalgic feeling of grade 9.

redbreegull
11-03-2008, 12:47 AM
very well done sir.

now can i see a picture of the magnet?

I'll post it in the morning, it is in the car now.

Sorry for beeing a druggy n00b, but why didn't you just get high at your house?

Our families were present at our houses. Sometimes we smoke in my friend's basement but his dad was still awake and walking around so we got in the car and left. Being high outside at night is fun anyway.

sickbadthing
11-03-2008, 12:53 AM
High and stupid. You've met Banana, right?

Shallowed
11-03-2008, 01:01 AM
Being high outside at night is fun anyway.

Is better than being able to relax on a couch like a lazy bum and chill to some music or a movie or TV etc?

*While high

redbreegull
11-03-2008, 11:43 AM
Is better than being able to relax on a couch like a lazy bum and chill to some music or a movie or TV etc?

*While high

Not all highs have to be lazy and slow. You make your own high, man. That sounds stupid, but it is true.

ohnoitsbonnie
11-03-2008, 01:48 PM
You're so hardcore

Cool As Ice Cream
11-03-2008, 01:52 PM
REDBULL

WITH THE LIGHTS OUT ITS LESS DANGEROUS

waltermcphilp
11-03-2008, 02:13 PM
http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/596/deathincarnatexenomorphit0.gif

ChaosEffect
11-03-2008, 02:20 PM
One time I got high and looked at the sky and the stars looked like this.

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Tech/Propulsion/Hyperspace2.jpg

Then it felt liked I dropped into a roller coaster seat at Space Mountain Disney World. Best trip ever.


http://www.nobeliefs.com/death&timetravel/hyperspace.jpg

Shallowed
11-03-2008, 02:29 PM
Looked like what?

The picture doesn't show.

EDIT: nvm.

ChaosEffect
11-03-2008, 02:31 PM
Better now?

threetwooneZERO
11-03-2008, 02:37 PM
http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/animalden_2026_60431705


The refrigerator will never be the same with this special Moose magnet attached. Uniquely designed, this hand painted Moose magnet is made from durable stone resin. A delightful reminder of your favorite animal, they make a nice Moose gift item. Approximate size on our three dimensional Moose magnet is 2 x 2 inches.

better than new
11-03-2008, 03:08 PM
It was Monte.

edit: You should continue the cycle and plant said moose magnet on another car now.

redbreegull
11-04-2008, 01:19 AM
It was Monte.

edit: You should continue the cycle and plant said moose magnet on another car now.

I plan to:)

One time I got high and looked at the sky and the stars looked like this.

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Tech/Propulsion/Hyperspace2.jpg

Then it felt liked I dropped into a roller coaster seat at Space Mountain Disney World. Best trip ever.


http://www.nobeliefs.com/death&timetravel/hyperspace.jpg

lol, have you ever looked at fire when you are high? Last summer I was on Lake Ontario at night staring at a little fire my friend and I made for like 3 hours, just completely amazed. I felt like it was the most ancient thing in the world, the ultimate, most primal symbol of human ingenuity and power.

T&T
11-04-2008, 07:41 AM
you imagined it all.!!!!



and the magnet was probably already on your car you doofus.

Hate the Hater
11-04-2008, 03:27 PM
http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/animalden_2026_60431705


The refrigerator will never be the same with this special Moose magnet attached. Uniquely designed, this hand painted Moose magnet is made from durable stone resin. A delightful reminder of your favorite animal, they make a nice Moose gift item. Approximate size on our three dimensional Moose magnet is 2 x 2 inches.

So is this the same one Mr. Redbree?

Shallowed
11-04-2008, 03:38 PM
I felt like it was the most ancient thing in the world, the ultimate, most primal symbol of human ingenuity and power.

(cue 2001 Space Oddessy soundtrack)

Rockin' Cherub
11-04-2008, 04:46 PM
<a href="http://s138.photobucket.com/albums/q250/redbreegull/?action=view&current=map.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q250/redbreegull/map.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

must have been eulogy with those woods around and stuff

Hate the Hater
11-05-2008, 12:24 AM
bump for answers

Shapan
11-05-2008, 12:33 AM
i agree with eulogy analysis

ChaosEffect
11-05-2008, 12:48 AM
I plan to:)



lol, have you ever looked at fire when you are high? Last summer I was on Lake Ontario at night staring at a little fire my friend and I made for like 3 hours, just completely amazed. I felt like it was the most ancient thing in the world, the ultimate, most primal symbol of human ingenuity and power.

No but foggy mirrors during the cold do something like that to me.

Hate the Hater
11-06-2008, 03:23 AM
I'm starting to think Redbree made this whole thing up, because he won't answer any questions, or post pics of the moose magnet. :noway:

TheMilstead
11-06-2008, 09:17 AM
<a href="http://s138.photobucket.com/albums/q250/redbreegull/?action=view&current=map.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q250/redbreegull/map.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Oh. The way you told the story made it sound like if anyone put the magnet on, that solitary house was the only place they could have come from. But according to your picture, any kid from any of those other houses could have run outside while you were freaking out about finding dead people.

Fonzie
11-06-2008, 12:16 PM
I'll post it in the morning, it is in the car now.



Our families were present at our houses. Sometimes we smoke in my friend's basement but his dad was still awake and walking around so we got in the car and left. Being high outside at night is fun anyway.

so which one are you? Kelso? That immigrant kid? The weedy starwars nerd?

redbreegull
11-06-2008, 10:01 PM
So is this the same one Mr. Redbree?

Oh man, I still forgot to bring it inside. It was a different moose than that. Actually I looked at it under the light, it is actually some sort of large deer. Elk or caribou maybe.

ohnoitsbonnie
11-06-2008, 10:30 PM
Why don't you just go get it?

redbreegull
11-06-2008, 10:33 PM
Why don't you just go get it?

I'm lazy and sick.

ohnoitsbonnie
11-06-2008, 11:14 PM
and a whiner

redbreegull
11-07-2008, 12:51 AM
and a whiner

Shut the fuck up Bonnie.

suncrashesdown
11-07-2008, 01:00 AM
This thread is surreal. I feel like I've walked in on something existing on either a much higher or much lower plane than myself

Shallowed
11-07-2008, 04:10 AM
Like this?

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/1/16/Freakouteyes.gif

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/305vRNoofr8&amp;hl=en&amp;autoplay=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="1" height="1"></embed>

tcm
11-07-2008, 04:20 AM
hypothesis: moose magnet was thrown from an airplane passing overhead

alternate theory: moose magnet is a very strong magnet

redbreegull
11-07-2008, 12:11 PM
Magnetism is one of the four forces of the Universe or whatever. That has to be significant.

tcm
11-08-2008, 01:53 AM
what are the four forces of the universe??

1. magnetism
2. gravity
3. dark energy?
4. heart?

redbreegull
11-08-2008, 01:54 AM
what are the four forces of the universe??

1. magnetism
2. gravity
3. dark energy?
4. heart?

Three and four should be strong and weak forces.

tcm
11-08-2008, 01:56 AM
now you're just making shit up

Hate the Hater
11-08-2008, 02:02 AM
post a fucking picture of the magnet. holy shit. why is this taking you days and days to accomplish?

Sonic Johnny
11-08-2008, 02:03 AM
cause he's so stoned.

tcm
11-08-2008, 02:16 AM
i wouldn't take any electronic equipment anywhere near it if i were he.

Hate the Hater
11-09-2008, 03:25 PM
still waiting for a photo of the magnet

threetwooneZERO
11-09-2008, 03:35 PM
still waiting for a photo of the magnet

See Page 1

murgle
11-09-2008, 06:06 PM
Well this is lame. i saw this thread appear ages ago but never clicked on it. It's had several days and two pages for that little shit to post the moose magnet. Lame!

Hate the Hater
11-09-2008, 07:36 PM
Oh man, I still forgot to bring it inside. It was a different moose than that. Actually I looked at it under the light, it is actually some sort of large deer. Elk or caribou maybe.

^ :cry: Hurry up redbree!!!

Hate the Hater
11-12-2008, 11:45 PM
Well??? Still waiting.

redbreegull
11-13-2008, 12:16 AM
I don't know. I looked everywhere in my car. My family says they didn't take it out. So. Yeah, I don't know where it went. I can't find a picture of one like it online. It was a flat magnet made of bendable plastic of like, a caribou's head.

Rockin' Cherub
11-13-2008, 09:33 AM
man this song was awesome