does anyone know?

is he a pilot

kamikadze

which Iain?

toyschoketoys

Nah, he lives in Fort.William, Scotland now. I spoke to him about 30 minutes ago.

Everyone convince him to move to the States.

iain killed himself, sheep and fields overload

I guess he just couldn't decide which one to shag first. There are so many of them.


I shouldn't make fun of Iain, I'm meeting him next month and I'll probably get stabbed now.

iain told me the first thing he does when he meets someone is size them up to see if he could take them in a fight

he told me this after id met him and he'd secretly imagined beating me to death

That isn't really suprising is it though?

I'll have to wear some kind of body armour when we meet