View Full Version : I just made up a joke, it's pretty good.


barden
10-28-2008, 06:52 PM
Before there was 'I kissed a girl and I liked it' there was 'Excuse me while I kiss this guy!'
Hendrix, always a pioneer.




(not really!)
I did hear a joke today though!

Whats black and rhymes with snoop?

barden
10-28-2008, 06:52 PM
dr dre!





doh!

BumbleBeeMouth
10-28-2008, 06:54 PM
have you told that to anyone else in SA?

you have a 50/50 chance of starting a fight...

shannon
10-28-2008, 06:56 PM
actually it's more like 90/10

BumbleBeeMouth
10-28-2008, 06:57 PM
knowing barden, the pugilist

l u rly

Nimrod's Son
10-28-2008, 07:01 PM
Before there was 'I kissed a girl and I liked it' there was 'Excuse me while I kiss this guy!'
Hendrix, always a pioneer.

This is neither witty nor remotely funny. We are all dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

barden
10-28-2008, 07:03 PM
i hear god is merciful.

barden
10-28-2008, 07:04 PM
If I told that joke here, to black people, they would laugh.
I don’t know what you people think it’s like here.

barden
10-28-2008, 07:05 PM
i dont get racial vibes from that joke.
I reassessed it quickly, but there's none, in my opinion.
i am just putting that out there.

i did make up the first joke i do confess.

PeppermintHippo
10-28-2008, 07:06 PM
why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella?

BumbleBeeMouth
10-28-2008, 07:08 PM
incase there is a sexual eruption?

barden
10-28-2008, 07:13 PM
i've heard that one before i just cant remember the answer right now and by the time i post this you would have already so this post is really obsolete except thats probably the wrong word in this context but it sounds like it'll do.

barden
10-28-2008, 07:13 PM
oh radical, time to try remember!

barden
10-28-2008, 07:14 PM
what if tobe got gunned down to death right now and can never ever post the answer and we all live in a state of suspended suspense until someone googles the answer and posts and ruins all the fun, cause come on, we had something special go on there for a while.

PeppermintHippo
10-28-2008, 07:15 PM
fo drizzle

PeppermintHippo
10-28-2008, 07:15 PM
:rofl:

Cracks me up everytime!

D.
10-28-2008, 07:30 PM
the snoop/dre joke is not racist; anyone with half an education would see that it is funny/cute/inoffensive.

barden
10-28-2008, 07:30 PM
listen here buddy dont try that shit in africa.

JokeyLoki
10-28-2008, 07:33 PM
:erm:

Brute Squad
10-29-2008, 12:34 AM
There is no funny here.