Choose above.

Spa ced seemed to be a nice person.

I was considering making a kill, marry, fuck thread with Nimrod's Son, duovamp, and Banana as the options. This is what I get for hesitating.

,.,

all those hits to the head have made you a violent person.

kill- elvis the fat years

I'm single and desperate. Hello.

marry- the jesus

:blush:

teehee. im single and almost desperate. today i was eating lunch with my friend jessica at a picnic table thing at school and i burped real loud and i was like 'im single, by the way'. kinda loud but pretty much joking.

>_>

I'd like to hear more of your erotic tales. Please continue...

You really must be desperate The_Jesus

d. seems like he'd be a good d00d to date

I agree. We would snuggle and watch shite films. We would probably argue at the end though when he gave his opinion.

there are some nice, handsome males on netphoria

i agree with you, shannon

you had your chance in San Fran!!

Give the rest of us a chance

what? d and monte arent my type and im not theirs, im sure. they were real nice to me, though. :]

i went there for business. not pleasure. lol

i think we all know my answer to this question!!

hiyoooooooo!

yourself

that's cold

Oh I love you really you big over sensitive silly

there are some nice, handsome males on netphoria

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marry- duovamp
fuck- banana
kill- nimrod

Boo ya

Xenphor

Eulogy

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what a fatty. I wanna squeeze his fat cheeks so fucking bad. I would rip them off.

heh

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i'm on my sidekick, so i cannot see that

eulogy.

Fuck you, caine walker!

i'm on my sidekick, so i cannot see that

ok. well here are the other netphorian males you have to choose from
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Fuck you, caine walker!

i will wreck you.

you don't lay a finger on her

maybe the four of us should get together and, you know, talk through this.

you don't lay a finger on her

as long as she stays off my man, you sonovabitch!!!!

Forget it. I'm over you, eulogy.

only 'cause you never got to be under me

I still think I'd be the one over you, man!

lol

rectum? damn near killed 'um!

jesus. that kid is terrifying. i went to look for this picture:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/Green13/images%20for%20blog/brazil46.jpg

only to find it's not half as creepy

oh yeah, asger. i'd date him. it'd be like dating a child and i'd love it but not in a pedo way.

if i were a child would you love it in a pedo way?

i cant answer hypothetical questions honestly. because i really dont know and there is no way for me to find out. i'd like to think the answer'd be no.

that hurts my feelings. if you were a child i'd strangle you and fuck your corpse. oh love unrequited:(

would be cool if more than 50 people chose other

don't follow esty people

d. seems like he'd be a good d00d to date
i would love you forever. but girls walk all over nice guys, so...

I agree. We would snuggle and watch shite films. We would probably argue at the end though when he gave his opinion.
:blush:

what? d and monte arent my type and im not theirs, im sure. they were real nice to me, though. :]
actually you're hispanic and thin, so ...

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amazing.

i'm on my sidekick, so i cannot see that
see it ASAP.

haha, it was pretty cute

the results for this are really funny.

your so strong to self depreciate yourself like this nimrod.

so pure.

eulogy.

fuck yous guys.

its a long plane flight barden.

im sure thats why none said me either :err:

i like you, bumblebeemouth

im the bunny on the left for the next 5 minutes.

unless its like one of those happy tree friend things where it gets tailfucked by a combine harvester

its a long plane flight barden.

im sure thats why none said me either :err:

Naw dude, netphoria hates me collectively, panis regardless, I was preempting/echoing caine walker’s fuck you guys! For my eulogy response!
i'm really just a sheep.

there was a small bandwagon there, and I wanted some of the action.

Eulogy action!
I associate eulogy with the colour green.
eulogy, is your favourite colour green?




incidently, mxzombie, is YOUR favourite colour green too? i get green vibrations from you too.


I think i know the problem here with too much green right now.

the results for this are really funny.

your so strong to self depreciate yourself like this nimrod.

so pure.

it's almost all guys voting anyway. the ladies are too shy.

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oh my god, what are they making these retards do?

osaka

osaka

i miss him. last time i saw him he gave me pig brains to, uh, cook. :(

i'[d date nimrod. he's hot. it'd be like the edie falco / alec baldwin relationship from 30 rock.

"i'm working with senator clinton retooling her national healthcare plan.."

"i want to kiss you on the mouth to make you stop saying such ridiculous things"

a near unanimous repudation. the results of this thread will no doubt have nimrod rethinking his approach to thread-making.

John ******

Ever
Asger


cap'n jazz

johnny swallow's pretty dreamy

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oh my god, what are they making these retards do?

good fucking god.

incidently, mxzombie, is YOUR favourite colour green too? i get green vibrations from you too.incidentally, it is.

Eulogy action!
I associate eulogy with the colour green.
eulogy, is your favourite colour green?





no. sorry man.

so nimrod have you and Esty set a date yet for your romantic evening.

a near unanimous repudation. the results of this thread will no doubt have nimrod rethinking his approach to thread-making.

no it wont. the "you're jealous" rationalization will just be used.

ive always considered this all schtick because nimrod can be funny at times but after constantly making these threads im wondering if he really is just a tool

everybody's a comedian.

a near unanimous repudation. the results of this thread will no doubt have nimrod rethinking his approach to thread-making.

I only need one positive response, and the females who voted for the comedy option I wouldn't go anywhere near anyway.

What percentage of your blood is native? (I need to know before I can vote.)

What percentage of your blood is native? (I need to know before I can vote.)
What is your fascination with my heritage all of a sudden? Shouldn't you be busy trying to get a job, or a social life, or buying a bus ticket for another total slut who inexplicably wouldn't do you?

☺Guy Smiley☺

What is your fascination with my heritage all of a sudden? Shouldn't you be busy trying to get a job, or a social life, or buying a bus ticket for another total slut who inexplicably wouldn't do you?

Need I remind you of my native blood? Is this how you treat all of your kin?

Need I remind you of my native blood? Is this how you treat all of your kin?
You have no job, are a professional leech, no social life, and you sit around all day making photoshops and videos of Monte, with whom you are obsessed. Your entire life is based around the internet and not leaving your house because you're not mentally strong enough to handle real life.

I'd treat anyone who is that big of a pussy that way.

You have no job, are a professional leech, no social life, and you sit around all day making photoshops and videos of Monte, with whom you are obsessed. Your entire life is based around the internet and not leaving your house because you're not mentally strong enough to handle real life.

I'd treat anyone who is that big of a pussy that way.

lol okay dood how much are you here?

yeah that's what i thought!

Your entire life is based around the internet

Posts: 61,244 ^ (27.49 posts per day)



No job? That's news to me. My access to the internet at work is limited, so it looks like I won't be following your lead.

lol okay dood how much are you here?

yeah that's what i thought!

I stop by a couple of times per day while I'm working. I don't spend any other time here. This is what that guy does in his spare time.

I stop by a couple of times per day while I'm working. I don't spend any other time here. This is what that guy does in his spare time.

bullshit

I think I have only seen about 2 pics of nim but one he looked handsome, the other was not so complimenting but I think it was from the 90's because he had frosted blonde tips and a cartmen doll.. idk you ruin some of the intelligent things you say with insults you splash in there, and you can never be wrong, EVER

then again not many people on here can ever be wrong

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No job? That's news to me. My access to the internet at work is limited, so it looks like I won't be following your lead.
Nice try. Unless you just got a job delivering pizzas, you're an unemployed loser with no life.

bullshit
bullshit what? Do a search on all of my posts over the past year. You'll see none on the weekends or after 6pm PST.

bullshit what? Do a search on all of my posts over the past year. You'll see none on the weekends or after 6pm PST.

i tried, but search crashes cos you post so fucking much

i tried, but search crashes cos you post so fucking much
:rolleyes:

Typical response when I show you how wrong you were. If you love Warsaw so much why don't you get a room? He can bring his "don't go crazy" pills and share them with you.

buying a bus ticket for another total slut who inexplicably wouldn't do you?

missed this part.

:rolleyes:

Typical response when I show you how wrong you were. If you love Warsaw so much why don't you get a room? He can bring his "don't go crazy" pills and share them with you.

lol you're such a big boy

let's see here

yesterday you were on here posting like every two hours

oh wait let's see more basically you were here for 5 hours yesterday

shitbag!

I'm never here anymore ;_;

I'm never here anymore ;_;

which is sad :( your posting is enjoyable

*raspberry*

My mind is drawing a blank on this issue for some reason.

Nice try. Unless you just got a job delivering pizzas, you're an unemployed loser with no life.

Despite the gossip Starla fed you nearly a year ago, my situation has changed. As for being a loser, I'm the only loser I know who has two college degrees and a 3.9 gpa.

So what is your solution for the millions around the world who suffer (or will at some point in their lives) from mental illness? Have a knuckle-dragger like you beat some sense into them? Maybe I can use your insights for my research when I start working on my PhD next year.

On a side note, it's been my experience that those who insult others the most are the ones who have the most deep-seated insecurities.

Despite the gossip Starla fed you nearly a year ago, my situation has changed. As for being a loser, I'm the only loser I know who has two college degrees and a 3.9 gpa.

So what is your solution for the millions around the world who suffer (or will at some point in their lives) from mental illness? Have a knuckle-dragger like you beat some sense into them? Maybe I can use your insights for my research when I start working on my PhD next year.

On a side note, it's been my experience that those who insult others the most are the ones who have the most deep-seated insecurities.
Starla? No sir. This gossip came from a reliable male source and I extrapolated the majority of the rest and as it seems to have turned out, I was correct.

So, you have two college degrees and spend all of your time at home alone on the internet making videos of Monte? Your fictional degrees in Photoshop Science and Youtube Economics don't count.

lol @ PhD. Dr. Warsaw, professional monte baiter

Awe, a sympathy vote from Sylvia Woods

Starla? No sir. Your fictional degrees in Photoshop Science and Youtube Economics don't count.

That's funny, because you got some information that I shared only with her, in (false, apparently) confidence.

I'm not going to argue with you about my degrees. You're a douchebag and 90% of the forum will tell you so.

You're a douchebag and 90% of the forum will tell you so.

alright. shall we take a vote then and see how much of the board thinks you're a perpetual reject?

not to defend nimrod here. just sayin.

alright. shall we take a vote then and see how much of the board thinks you're a perpetual reject?

not to defend nimrod here. just sayin.

Rejected from what? This forum? There are a lot worse things in life I could be.

Rejected from what? This forum? There are a lot worse things in life I could be.

then whats the point in bringing up nimrod's approval rating.

i feel like this board is due for an eruption.

then whats the point in bringing up nimrod's approval rating.

It gets him excited!

what kind of an eruption?


maybe...a sexual one?

I think more like a landslide... as in Netphoria will be buried and forgotten

I think more like a landslide... as in Netphoria will be buried and forgotten

O-board? :banging:

Need I remind you of my native blood? Is this how you treat all of your kin?

who are your kin?

Despite the gossip Starla fed you nearly a year ago, my situation has changed. As for being a loser, I'm the only loser I know who has two college degrees and a 3.9 gpa.

So what is your solution for the millions around the world who suffer (or will at some point in their lives) from mental illness? Have a knuckle-dragger like you beat some sense into them? Maybe I can use your insights for my research when I start working on my PhD next year.

On a side note, it's been my experience that those who insult others the most are the ones who have the most deep-seated insecurities.

A year ago? You're way off. More like a week ago. And I didn't mention anything that was untrue, or anything you asked me to keep off the board. I never mocked your situation either.

A year ago? You're way off. More like a week ago. And I didn't mention anything that was untrue, or anything you asked me to keep off the board. I never mocked your situation either.

I haven't talked to you since last winter, so whatever you told him about me is old news.

Hate the Hater

:love:

Is Hate the Hater still paying for yo soy el mejor's bus rides to come visit him?

Is Hate the Hater still paying for yo soy el mejor's bus rides to come visit him?

did this actually happen?

Has anyone ever met Warsaw?

monte was elbow deep in him a few weeks ago

I wonder what Monte found

Yes, yo soy visited me last summer. There were no buses involved, and I didn't pay for her trip...she did. We are friends. It's difficult for people like Nimrod to wrap their small minds around the fact that a male and a female can carry on a friendship.

I wonder what Monte found

golden tablets and a magic hat! :eek:

I like it when you post as an actual person Warsaw.

golden tablets and a magic hat! :eek:

wrong, the correct answer was either

a: himself
b: true love

actually, he found the lyrics to brian the vampire scrawled on a crumpled up napkin

"what happens to you when your dad
hears your brother pull down your underpants?"

inspired

:rofl:

Yes, yo soy visited me last summer. There were no buses involved, and I didn't pay for her trip...she did. We are friends. It's difficult for people like Nimrod to wrap their small minds around the fact that a male and a female can carry on a friendship.
She said she took a bus (I don't know who paid for it) and you're "only friends" because you're the first dude she turned down probably ever.

Then you pined for her, as is evident my the "misses you :(" reference.

I have plenty of platonic female friends so your claims are completely baseless.

I have plenty of platonic female friends so your claims are completely baseless.

married/ugly ones right?

married/ugly ones right?
No, I have some pretty hot female friends but either there's a personality conflict, a lack of enough commonalities, we've tried that road before and it didn't work, or there's an underlying issue (I have one very close friend who is a great friend but a psycho when it comes to dating)

but you've definitely fucked them all at least once, right

No, I have some pretty hot female friends but either there's a personality conflict, a lack of enough commonalities, we've tried that road before and it didn't work, or there's an underlying issue (I have one very close friend who is a great friend but a psycho when it comes to dating)

lol look at you trying to be serious

but you've definitely fucked them all at least once, right
No, not even close.

lol look at you trying to be serious

yeah that's his defense mechanism.

lol look at you trying to be serious

.. and if I don't answer you accuse me of avoiding the question. Happy now?

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.. and if I don't answer you accuse me of avoiding the question. Happy now?

maybe if you were less of a shitbag you wouldn't have this problem

That is a really good point zekix

She said she took a bus
no i didnt

I don't mind if you guys just make rumors about me instead

I don't mind if you guys just make rumors about me instead
Well if by rumors you mean we take a whole true story, change one minor fact and then have you quibble only over the minor fact for a while, then ok

i just said that cause you said 'she said'... and im sitting here like 'no i didnt'.

everything else is just like whatever, man