View Full Version : Has anyone here had an unprofessional relationship with a professor or teacher?


duovamp
10-26-2008, 09:22 PM
You know, unacceptable doings and dealings of sorts? I mean when do you know if it crosses that line? And what about even general flirting, would that even be unacceptable? With professors there seems to be a strange eroticism present in even spoken contact involving the exchange of knowledge.

Plus, what if you just really want a good grade but don't feel like working within the boundaries of the curriculum?

I'm sure some of you have crossed into this territory. I think there was a thread a while back where somebody mentioned a band director getting involved with students... What did you do about it? I mean if you end things then your grades are in jeopardy... or somebody's heart... :(

toyschoketoys
10-26-2008, 09:37 PM
get your cock wet



grades come after

x

Sonic Johnny
10-26-2008, 10:51 PM
i bought weed off the science lab tech at my high school. does this count?

28if
10-26-2008, 11:04 PM
A girl a year below me in high school was fucking one of her teachers. It had been going on for about a year and a half before they found out and fired him. Apparently they were all in love and whatever, the last I heard they were still together (I graduated two years ago).

I was good friends with a girl that lived in her neighborhood and she would point out his pickup truck outside of the girl's house every time I gave her a ride home. Apparently the teacher's roommate taught at another high school nearby, and while at a field hockey game where our schools played each other he noticed one of the girls on our team was his roommate's girlfriend. He squealed and that was it.

His name was Mr. Schmidt. lol.

tcm
10-26-2008, 11:29 PM
i lent this teacher of mine my whatever and ever amen cd. she was a lady teacher as well.

duovamp
10-27-2008, 02:00 AM
Mr. Schmidt sounds like a pimp.

So did anything come of this CD loan? I mean, did you hit it?

tcm
10-27-2008, 02:08 AM
she was a "brick fan"

it would never have worked out between us.

waltermcphilp
10-27-2008, 02:09 AM
i lent this teacher of mine my whatever and ever amen cd. she was a lady teacher as well.

"AND DON'T FORGET TO GIVE ME BACK MY BLACK T-SHIRT!," TCM yelled as he tossed his teacher out of the moving vehicle.

agenda suicide
10-27-2008, 10:20 AM
I had a sex dream about one of my teachers and it really freaked me out

Caine Walker
10-27-2008, 10:25 AM
i jammed with my language pragmatics professor.

Rockin' Cherub
10-27-2008, 03:53 PM
i've had unprofessional relationships with my family. it's a family of teachers.

The Jesus
10-27-2008, 03:58 PM
I sodomised my art teacher with a hake brush.

Nimrod's Son
10-27-2008, 04:08 PM
does a TA count?

Hate the Hater
10-27-2008, 04:08 PM
We made out a few times but it didn't go anywhere beyond that.

barden
10-27-2008, 04:19 PM
I've been exceptionally attracted to some teachers. Once, one held my arm against her and it pressed up against her bewb. It was hot.


When I was at school, this chick a year above me was seeing this teacher called Mr Bailey, and he was really short. I dont know what their stats was while she was at school, but the year after she left it was a pretty open relationship. it was weird to see her at school with him at events and shit, to be honest, even though she had graduated.

Sarcastic Smile
10-27-2008, 04:58 PM
I have a crush on one of my science professors .. he looks like dexter( in 25 years with glasses).. But this girl in my class says he is gay =**(

duovamp
10-27-2008, 05:02 PM
I have a crush on one of my science professors .. he looks like dexter( in 25 years with glasses).. But this girl in my class says he is gay =**(


Wouldn't that be a good thing if he's gay? Since you've said you're a dude?

Sarcastic Smile
10-27-2008, 05:04 PM
The jig is up.

duovamp
10-27-2008, 05:12 PM
Aha! That's right, I knew you'd slip up sooner or later. I've been keeping my eye on you... So, Sarcastic Smile, it seems that the cat... has been caught by the very person who was trying to catch her.

duovamp
10-27-2008, 05:13 PM
Or probably "him," since what chick would pretend to be a guy on the internet?

Sarcastic Smile
10-27-2008, 05:25 PM
Obviously you haven't been keeping a close eye because I am quite sure most people know.... I wasn't "pretending" to be a guy.. everyone assumed I was since I started posting so I just played along.. they'd call me bro.. and I would be like yeah dude.. just a joke.. not really that big of a deal..

duovamp
10-27-2008, 05:30 PM
Sure, sure, you fraud.

BlissedandGone2
10-27-2008, 05:47 PM
i had a TA that started acting a little bit too nice with me so i kinda backed off talking to her and stuff. i also had a teacher that i got really close with in high school and she passed me because we became friends even though i botched her class. i ended up going to her wedding and stuff. i still get coffee with her and such every once in awhile. no sex with teachers though.

barden
10-27-2008, 05:49 PM
lets gang rape this fake in the ass and steal his masculinity!

Geek USA
10-28-2008, 01:28 AM
:x

bja1288
10-28-2008, 01:35 AM
explicase ahora

threetwooneZERO
10-28-2008, 03:46 AM
It's never happened to me, but I've had some girl friends of mine that have. However...I went out drinking a couple years ago with a some profs...a couple hours later I had one feminist prof telling me how she joined a drug-fueled hippie cult and fucked a 17 year old boy in the woods. Then had him as a student the following year.

duovamp
10-28-2008, 03:51 AM
It's never happened to me, but I've had some girl friends of mine that have. However...I went out drinking a couple years ago with a some profs...a couple hours later I had one feminist prof telling me how she joined a drug-fueled hippie cult and fucked a 17 year old boy in the woods. Then had him as a student the following year.

That could've been pretty awesome for the student. I have to ask: was she hot?

:x

Did anything happen with that btw?

threetwooneZERO
10-28-2008, 03:59 AM
I found her attractive...she was intelligent, funny and pretty. That was after 5 or 6.

I guess it didn't turn out well for the student...I don't remember exactly what she told me but it became quite awkward when she found out he was 17 at the time.

duovamp
10-28-2008, 04:28 AM
An honorary high five to that courageous young lad, then.

neopryn
10-28-2008, 09:00 AM
i'm in love with my history TA

cardiac
10-28-2008, 09:17 AM
I had one feminist prof telling me how she joined a drug-fueled hippie cult and fucked a 17 year old boy in the woods. Then had him as a student the following year.

This is pretty much why I read the general board

yo soy el mejor
10-28-2008, 10:19 AM
i think my psychology professor is pretty bitchin'

threetwooneZERO
10-28-2008, 11:46 AM
This is pretty much why I read the general board

Well I'm glad I didn't let you down.

maoi
10-28-2008, 11:51 AM
i went out with my art history teacher a few times but nothing came of that.

smashing0
10-28-2008, 11:53 AM
one of my exgirlfriends ended up being my lab TA, somehow I failed that lab

purely coincidental I'm sure

duovamp
10-28-2008, 12:28 PM
i'm in love with my history TA

Pics?

Geek USA
10-28-2008, 03:08 PM
eh, aside from a couple of emails nothing has / will happen. I'm gonna help him cook today though :o :o :o :o

wHATcOLOR
10-28-2008, 03:12 PM
is that what you kids are calling it today?

Banana
10-28-2008, 03:20 PM
Obviously you haven't been keeping a close eye because I am quite sure most people know.... I wasn't "pretending" to be a guy.. everyone assumed I was since I started posting so I just played along.. they'd call me bro.. and I would be like yeah dude.. just a joke.. not really that big of a deal..

Haha way to bullshit. You tried being very adamant that you were a guy.

Geek USA
10-28-2008, 03:23 PM
No, we call it fried risotto balls.

wHATcOLOR
10-28-2008, 03:25 PM
that sounds saucy

Eulogy
10-28-2008, 03:34 PM
del i don't want to contribute

yo soy el mejor
10-28-2008, 03:48 PM
caine walker might get jealous, huh? *nudgenudge*

Eulogy
10-28-2008, 03:51 PM
oh, it wasn't related to the thread topic. just banana being a douche.

Banana
10-28-2008, 03:58 PM
I bet Euology was let down when he found out that Sarcastic Smile wasn't some flamboyant nancy boy.

bits
10-28-2008, 04:02 PM
technically i am an outcome of a teacher student relationship.

barden
10-28-2008, 09:16 PM
before geo posted in this thread i was going to post,'so speaking of which its been a while since we heard from geo'

thanks for ruining THAT idea.

ohnoitsbonnie
10-29-2008, 04:16 PM
I had a crush on my modern european history teacher once

neopryn
10-29-2008, 04:27 PM
Pics?nope. she's very short and has glasses and a slammin' body, but the best part is she's Puerto Rican and has a really thick accent and she talks so fast it's ridiculous and she does all these gestures when she's talking.

tomorrow i'm going to help her roll the TV to the building across the street.

ohnoitsbonnie
10-29-2008, 04:30 PM
Speak some spanish to her and make her some arroz con pollo, neopryn

duovamp
10-29-2008, 04:55 PM
What street, Forbes? I'll watch for two people playing human frogger... kind of like that episode of Seinfeld.

yo soy el mejor
10-30-2008, 10:55 AM
my 6th grade social studies named mr.walner was hot.

and so was my creative writing teacher in my junior year. i cant remember his name. it was real plain.he kinda looked like mr.walner.
and even sorta like the professor im in love with now. i think i have a type when it comes to teachers.