View Full Version : I hope I get food poisoning so I can take tomorrow off


bardy
10-20-2008, 02:36 PM
A new chinese place opened up literally 200 ft away from my office. All that is that close right now is a McDonalds and a Sandwich/Soup place. I like the sandwich shop but it gets booooring and it's weirdly expensive.

Anyway, the chinese place has been open for only 2 weeks. I wanted to give it a while to work out the "kinks" and maybe receive a health inspection? today I was hungry so I decided to give it a shot anyway. It tastes delicious and everyone seemed nice and there were some people chatting about how they ate there before and it was delicious.

Here's to hoping

samuel redman
10-20-2008, 02:55 PM
this won't properly build fine, lean muscle mass for you beach folk

shannon
10-20-2008, 03:03 PM
why not just call out?

bardy
10-20-2008, 03:04 PM
guilt!!

shannon
10-20-2008, 03:07 PM
i'd take minor guilt over food poisoning any day

The Jesus
10-20-2008, 03:09 PM
What did you have to eat at the Chinese place?

bardy
10-20-2008, 03:11 PM
I know, I think I inherited too much guilt

OR I AM JUST A BAD PERSON

I feel okay but that egg roll was pretty sketchy

What did you guys have for lunch, I don't have anything else to add onto this story unless I start crapping my pants or vomiting onto my keyboard

edit: I had general tso's chicken with some fried rice and an egg roll. all for $7 and it was a lot of food. Anyway, I picked out the largest chunk of chicken and cut it open and it was cooked all the way through. That was all the effort I could muster

bardy
10-20-2008, 03:12 PM
how do you pronounce tso?

Banana
10-20-2008, 03:13 PM
Bardy, I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

bardy
10-20-2008, 03:15 PM
Bardy, I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.



what does that even mean

shannon
10-20-2008, 03:15 PM
how do you pronounce tso?

kind of like "ow" with an "s" before it

wHATcOLOR
10-20-2008, 03:17 PM
what does that even mean


it's an office reference, michael says it to dwight. it made me chuckle

bardy
10-20-2008, 03:20 PM
oh, my bad

duovamp
10-20-2008, 03:47 PM
If you get food poisoning then that might mean other people did too, which could force it to close down. Lose/lose. :(

Nimrod's Son
10-20-2008, 03:49 PM
A new chinese place opened up literally 200 ft away from my office.

Thank goodness. I hate when a place opens figuratively 200 ft from me.

Nimrod's Son
10-20-2008, 04:05 PM
it's an office reference, michael says it to dwight. it made me chuckle

False.

Michael says it to Toby.

duovamp
10-20-2008, 04:07 PM
You're both wrong. Chuck says it to Randy.

wHATcOLOR
10-20-2008, 05:50 PM
False.

Michael says it to Toby.


DANG!!

wHATcOLOR
10-20-2008, 06:10 PM
i was thinking of "I do not understand what you spend your money on" when dwight puts on those sunglasses

sickbadthing
10-20-2008, 06:14 PM
if bardy's life was like The Office would she be Kelly?

I think she's Kelly.

Can u see her BF as Ryan trying to claw his way out...

Blaise Bailey Finnegan III
10-20-2008, 06:17 PM
I take it you wouldn't like the idea of travelling accross China without a package tour in sight-

noyen
10-20-2008, 06:19 PM
i hope you spend tomorrow shitting and puking in a small bath tub at the same time too, bardy.

Travis Meeks
10-20-2008, 06:21 PM
ignore listed

Travis Meeks
10-20-2008, 06:22 PM
and banana

voiceofreason
10-20-2008, 06:25 PM
i hope you get food poisoning the day after tomorrow

Nimrod's Son
10-20-2008, 06:29 PM
if bardy's life was like The Office would she be Kelly?

I think she's Kelly.

Can u see her BF as Ryan trying to claw his way out...

She would be Jan, post-op.

Shapan
10-20-2008, 09:41 PM
jan is pretty spot on

sickbadthing
10-20-2008, 09:44 PM
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yo soy el mejor
10-20-2008, 09:49 PM
i had a sandwich and a huge jug of water for lunch. wtf. no wonder im hungry. ive been busy all day. bye.