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this guy, the goalie who had his jugular slashed with a skate back in 1989

it is supposedly an accident:

http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/the_sporting_blog/entry/view/13401/death_knows_not_where_clint_malarchuk_lives

Officers were dispatched to the Malarchuks' home at 2:30 p.m. Tuesday after his wife reported her husband accidentally shot himself, according to reports. When deputies arrived, the paper said, he was sitting on a bench next to a horse tack storage room, bleeding profusely from his chin and mouth.

Malarchuk's wife said when she arrived home from work her husband was in the backyard, and said he had been shooting rabbits with a .22 rifle. She said Malarchuk stood and placed the rifle butt on the ground between his legs and the rifle discharged, striking him in the chin.

He reportedly was belligerent with paramedics and with health center staff, refusing treatment.


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oh i thought he was the hockey dude who recently got his throat slashed.

this changes everything.

sounds like fight club

Remember *************? He didn't recover from shooting himself in the face..

he's probably hooked on the rush now. nothing tops the first time your throat is slashed

jesus christ.

i really like that picture. it's just so raw.

Talk about a guy that just can't catch a break. This thread needs that David Alan Coe "If you're gonna be dumb" song inserted into it.

its a hilarious idea that no matter what this guy is doing, he ends up bleeding from the lower half of his face all over the ground. like eating a sandwich in a deli and next thing you know he swallows a chip wrong and it cuts his throat open, hes on the ground in that exact position, in his hockey gear, holding his sandwich.

:(

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If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
When you get knocked down you gotta get back up,
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough, to know,
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

Well, I drenched my brain with Rot-Gut whiskey
'Till all my pain was chicken fried
And I had dudes with badges frisk me
Teach me how to swallow pride
I took advice no fool would take
I got some habits I cant't shake
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I know enough to know
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
When you get knocked down, you gotta get back up
That's the way it is in life and love
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

I've been up and down and down and out
I've been left and right and wrong
Yeah, I've walked the walk and I've run my mouth
I've been on the short end for too long
But if they gave medals for honky tonk wars
Hell, I'd put mine in my chest of drawers
With my irs bills and divorce papers and all that stuff
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
When you get knocked down, you gotta get back up
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I know enough to know
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

Poor guy... that just sucks.


(I can't watch the video of him getting his throat slashed, it makes me physically ill)

Talk about a guy that just can't catch a break. This thread needs that David Alan Coe "If you're gonna be dumb" song inserted into it.

on the other hand, he got his throat slit and shot himself in the face. and he's not dead.

Fuck yeah this thread is in full effect now.

now he knows how the rabbits feel