View Full Version : are monte's date threads still available to read?


???
10-09-2008, 06:23 PM
search yielded no results

tcm
10-10-2008, 09:02 AM
uhh

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=149083
http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=149498
http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=157244

Skradgee
10-10-2008, 09:53 AM
it's friggin' Montephoria around this place

Kahlo
10-10-2008, 10:00 AM
it is all people talk about

I bet he isn't real

ToEachesOwn
10-10-2008, 10:15 AM
uhh

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=149083
http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=149498
http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=157244

Thank you... so very much for digging those up!

noyen
10-10-2008, 10:15 AM
the dude's mishaps are all over the internet. google is your friend.

JokeyLoki
10-10-2008, 10:28 AM
Holy crap, I missed these the first time around...

http://www.monteit.com/briana&ape.jpg

http://www.monteit.com/b&j-beach.jpg

:rofl:

Caine Walker
10-10-2008, 10:30 AM
it's friggin' Montephoria around this place

ugh.

JokeyLoki
10-10-2008, 10:31 AM
The mole holes had returned and I fell broke the ankle of my heart…

:rofl:

noyen
10-10-2008, 10:35 AM
http://www.bfi.org.uk/education/teaching/movingshorts/images/185/of-mice-and-men.jpg

Rockin' Cherub
10-10-2008, 10:38 AM
Holy crap, I missed these the first time around...

http://www.monteit.com/briana&ape.jpg


then you are not a netphorian

JokeyLoki
10-10-2008, 10:50 AM
:cry:

Brute Squad
10-10-2008, 03:55 PM
I have seen references to this, but damn.

One question comes to mind - how is he getting women as attractive as that blonde one to go out on a date with him? I'm failing to see how "just asking" would work.

memories_unwind
10-10-2008, 03:59 PM
If I were a woman and someone would do that one day date thing to me with the pirate-ape-costume shit, I`d probably contact the FBI...or Amnesty International

RopeyLopey
10-10-2008, 04:04 PM
I have seen references to this, but damn.

One question comes to mind - how is he getting women as attractive as that blonde one to go out on a date with him? I'm failing to see how "just asking" would work.
Become Mormon, Andrew!

BlissedandGone2
10-10-2008, 04:12 PM
what ethnicity is monte

memories_unwind
10-10-2008, 04:21 PM
what ethnicity is monte

Western Lowland Gorilla

Brute Squad
10-10-2008, 04:24 PM
Become Mormon, Andrew!

I couldn't do that to myself.

Nimrod's Son
10-10-2008, 04:33 PM
I have seen references to this, but damn.

One question comes to mind - how is he getting women as attractive as that blonde one to go out on a date with him? I'm failing to see how "just asking" would work.

.. because they're mormon, they know he's not going to so much as try to kiss them, and they get a free all-expenses paid day out of it.

Brute Squad
10-10-2008, 04:36 PM
Should we pity them or is it their own fault? Who is the victim here? Monte or the ladies?

Nimrod's Son
10-10-2008, 04:38 PM
There are no victims. The girls know what they're getting into, and I think so does Monte by now.

Nimrod's Son
10-10-2008, 04:39 PM
Why do you think he takes pictures and videos of every date? That's all he gets out ofthem.

Brute Squad
10-10-2008, 04:42 PM
So by taking these pictures and posting them online he's bragging that he went on crazy dates with attractive women and never at any moment did the thought of kissing them(or more) cross his mind.

Incredible.

neopryn
10-10-2008, 04:46 PM
The answers to all of psychology's greatest conundrums lie with Monte.

ToEachesOwn
10-10-2008, 04:56 PM
you dressed up as a god damn APE on your first date. Where do you go from there? You've set the bar oh so high, Monte.

That

god damn you are so fucking weird, man.

And that

D.
10-10-2008, 05:57 PM
what ethnicity is monte
half mexican, half mormon

neopryn
10-10-2008, 06:00 PM
uhh

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=149083
http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=149498
http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=157244In the first thread I posted another one.

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=132080

Kahlo
10-10-2008, 06:07 PM
http://www.monteit.com/flower.jpg

ToEachesOwn
10-10-2008, 06:19 PM
I'm trying to determine whether the crown/flower or the horseback riding/ape was more creepy.

Booze and fucking is much cheaper and much easier on a first date.

RopeyLopey
10-10-2008, 07:05 PM
I for one hope Monte wouldn't stop making his date threads. It is fascinating.

Starla
10-10-2008, 07:33 PM
.. because they're mormon, they know he's not going to so much as try to kiss them, and they get a free all-expenses paid day out of it.


I wonder if there are very many mormons around here. I don't mind kissing as long as they don't put their tongue in my mouth.

wHATcOLOR
10-10-2008, 07:34 PM
thanks for that information :erm:

Starla
10-10-2008, 07:36 PM
if I go to the beach I'm not riding horses. that is for damn sure.

ohnoitsbonnie
10-10-2008, 07:48 PM
I'm afraid of horses and the beach

frugalscotsman
10-10-2008, 08:16 PM
mormon girls are supposed to be hot so you can marry a bunch of them and fuck nonstop except to go on missions.

barden
10-10-2008, 08:16 PM
I've ridden a horse on the beach. We saw whales too. It was awesome.
I'm going again at the end of the month with Angie when she gets here.

JokeyLoki
10-11-2008, 01:51 AM
http://www.monteit.com/flower.jpg

Jesus. I'm pretty hard to freak out in a relationship, but that would have scared the shit out of me.

Floppy Nono
10-11-2008, 01:56 AM
i'd be more pissed he was too cheap to give me a real flower

Floppy Nono
10-11-2008, 01:57 AM
or at least cut the shapes a little neater, jesus christ.

Starla
10-11-2008, 04:54 AM
Jesus. I'm pretty hard to freak out in a relationship, but that would have scared the shit out of me.

I like hand made gifts, but if someone handed that to me I'd wonder when cookies, milk and nap time was coming.

Shallowed
10-11-2008, 05:21 AM
I for one hope Monte wouldn't stop making his date threads. It is fascinating.

It's fascinating just like lab rats are fascinating.

Ever
10-11-2008, 05:48 AM
Well that's a nice thing to say, lab rats have been the source of much fascination for very clever people for an awful long time.

???
10-11-2008, 06:35 AM
anyone else notice that Monte's posts read sorta like Nice Pete's dialog in Achewood

Starla
10-11-2008, 12:16 PM
I've come to the conclusion that he's reading too many Nicholas Spark's books.

MonteLDS
10-11-2008, 01:19 PM
i'd be more pissed he was too cheap to give me a real flower

the goal of that date, from the girl i asked out was not to spend over $20 so that was the reason for the paper flower..

and why is this place turning into Montephroia.. it's insane. you guys really have nothing to talk about other than my life?

maybe i need to make more post about my life so at least you guys have some recent information..

BlissedandGone2
10-11-2008, 01:22 PM
maybe i need to make more post about my life so at least you guys have some recent information..

dont know if you want to do that, but yes, we want you to.

Floppy Nono
10-11-2008, 01:23 PM
why didn't you just spend the $20 on cheap booze and condoms?

Shallowed
10-11-2008, 06:07 PM
and why is this place turning into Montephroia.. it's insane. you guys really have nothing to talk about other than my life?

You bring it upon yourself by posting about your life in the first place.

czr
10-11-2008, 07:30 PM
my god she's ugly

ohnoitsbonnie
10-12-2008, 02:10 AM
Why are you guys talking about lab rats :[

ToEachesOwn
10-12-2008, 11:09 PM
I ended up going past page one tonight in the one thread. I feel filthy being drawn to read the whole thing. I have no clue why. I can't explain it.

On the plus side, I had no clue videos were included:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nStThb0LRyM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nStThb0LRyM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

BlissedandGone2
10-12-2008, 11:15 PM
wow monte. you really DO some awesome movie making skills.

that girl also gets scarier and scarier looking as time goes on.

Hate the Hater
10-12-2008, 11:28 PM
0_0

Shapan
10-13-2008, 05:42 AM
can we all seriously agree to stop talking about this self-absorbed douchebag? if we all agree to just phase him about maybe he'll go away.

he should just be muted.

D.
10-13-2008, 07:55 AM
Montephroia
<ph>

Starla
10-13-2008, 08:34 AM
Monte, just when this bullshit dies down, you start posting things to incite it again. I'm sick of opening up gen chat and seeing your name up in a fuckbillion threads.

Starla
10-13-2008, 08:39 AM
the goal of that date, from the girl i asked out was not to spend over $20 so that was the reason for the paper flower..

and why is this place turning into Montephroia.. it's insane. you guys really have nothing to talk about other than my life?

maybe i need to make more post about my life so at least you guys have some recent information..

SOMEONE MAKE THIS STOP :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

RopeyLopey
10-13-2008, 11:43 PM
are Monte dates a standard thing, how it goes among Mormons? That they do all this crazy shit, but no sex? I think my view of Mormons is mostly formed by Monte. Is Monte a standard Mormon? Or is he weird even for Mormons?

toase
09-24-2014, 03:04 PM
how did I end up here? weird

Shallowed
09-24-2014, 05:35 PM
it's friggin' Montephoria around this place

Nothing's changed.

fuzzyroes
09-25-2014, 02:33 AM
Montes been the most entertaining aspect of SP for the past 6 years.

toase
09-25-2014, 06:01 PM
Oh fuzzy, you are cool too
Tell us about your dates

butthurt
09-26-2014, 09:23 PM
Liberia, Myanmar, and the United States are the only countries that don't use the metric system

http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/779068/map-of-countires-that-use-metric-system-vs-imperial.0.jpg

http://www.vox.com/2014/9/23/6829399/23-maps-and-charts-that-will-surprise-you

Trotskilicious
09-26-2014, 09:32 PM
that's because of joke cities

Poots
09-26-2014, 09:45 PM
Liberia, Myanmar, and the United States are the only countries that don't use the metric system

http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/779068/map-of-countires-that-use-metric-system-vs-imperial.0.jpg

http://www.vox.com/2014/9/23/6829399/23-maps-and-charts-that-will-surprise-you

Yes but we have more nukes than anyone. Millions of pounds or kilograms of nuclear weapons. We'll nuke some sense into them.

butthurt
09-26-2014, 10:24 PM
If Monte challenged you publicly to do the LDS challenge, would you accept?

Tchocky
09-28-2014, 03:53 PM
Liberia, Myanmar, and the United States are the only countries that don't use the metric system


http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/v2_article_large/public/2013/03/01/metric-system.jpg

yo soy el mejor
09-28-2014, 06:05 PM
i kind of went on a date with monte

Bread Regal
09-28-2014, 07:12 PM
i kind of went on a date with monte

*shudder*