View Full Version : i hate going to a wake/funeral when you dont really know anyone there


alexthestampede
09-05-2008, 06:08 PM
except the deceased. like what is it at that point?

bits
09-05-2008, 06:16 PM
a spectacle for the living

Mo
09-05-2008, 06:23 PM
del

Mablak
09-05-2008, 07:02 PM
I hate going to a funeral when you don't know anyone there and also you don't know the deceased and they try to push you out and get you to leave when all you want is to feel the caress of a dead man on your body

Nimrod's Son
09-05-2008, 07:07 PM
there's tons of pussy at wakes

Eulogy
09-05-2008, 07:17 PM
god you're gross sometimes

GlasgowKiss
09-05-2008, 07:25 PM
there's tons of dick at wakes

Nimrod's Son
09-05-2008, 07:38 PM
god you're gross sometimes
sorry not everything jives with your homosexual agenda

Kanan Road
09-05-2008, 07:38 PM
at most funerals theres someone that doesnt even wake up when i fuck them!

Nimrod's Son
09-05-2008, 07:51 PM
that's most of the girls i fuck

Eulogy
09-05-2008, 08:46 PM
sorry not everything jives with your homosexual agenda

yeah that's exactly what i was getting at

ohnoitsbonnie
09-05-2008, 10:36 PM
Eulogy why did you mkae the dollar bills all purple

alexthestampede
09-06-2008, 12:46 AM
i didnt go

FUKKIT

ohnoitsbonnie
09-06-2008, 12:50 AM
Did you ever get that voicemail, alex?

alexthestampede
09-06-2008, 12:51 AM
yea

ohnoitsbonnie
09-06-2008, 12:53 AM
kool

sickbadthing
09-06-2008, 01:01 AM
was it like this

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alexthestampede
09-06-2008, 03:31 PM
.

neopryn
09-06-2008, 03:36 PM
del

RockLobster
09-06-2008, 05:22 PM
It is better to go to a house of mourning than to go to a house of feasting, for death is the destiny of every man.

exactlythesame
09-06-2008, 05:24 PM
rock lobster quoting the proverbs???

LOL WUT

TuralyonW3
09-06-2008, 05:27 PM
was it like this

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Return of the Living Dead is a great zombie film.

RockLobster
09-06-2008, 05:44 PM
rock lobster quoting the proverbs???

LOL WUT

not proverbs

MstrGhost
09-07-2008, 12:09 AM
<object width="425" height="344">

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Funerals remind me of this episode of coupling :erm:

edit: hey, when did the shortcut to :erm: change from ":erm" to ": erm :" ?

yo soy el mejor
09-07-2008, 11:04 PM
<3

smashingjj
09-08-2008, 01:27 AM
:erm:

good! it's : erm : again. i kept going :erm::