who's done this and how well did it work out

Damn, that's hateful...

I gotta remember that one.

we had some fucking rotting chicken in our fridge all week this week - i noticed it was bad on like sunday, but the trash doesn't get picked up until friday and i didn't want the raccoons to ravage the cans. so it stayed there. all week. every time you opened the fridge there was this light scent of eeww... barely noticeable, but fuck i'm so glad it's thursday. rank.

mmmm shrimp cocktail!

I thought this was a sex lingo and I orgasmed before the first post