View Full Version : driving and alcohol are two my favorite things

09-04-2008, 06:23 PM
i shall combine the two tongiht. later.

09-04-2008, 06:26 PM
drunk driving ON WEED is pretty awesome too

09-04-2008, 06:34 PM
Aim for small children.

Ol' Couch Ass
09-04-2008, 06:41 PM
Driving down the road
Struck out the bar
then masturbated

Driving and boozing
and sexual flings
these are a few of my
favorite things.

09-04-2008, 06:47 PM
I'm doin' a hundred on the highway
So if you do the speed limit, get the FUCK outta my way
I'm D.U.I., hardly ever caught sober
and you about to get ran the FUCK over

yo soy el mejor
09-04-2008, 06:54 PM
driving down the highway
going 64
julio laid a big one
and blew us out the door
earth couldnt stand it
moon fell apart
all because of julio's
supersonic fart

09-04-2008, 06:55 PM
endangering lives is cool

09-04-2008, 06:57 PM
george bush doesn't care about black people

Rockin' Cherub
09-04-2008, 07:01 PM
drunk driving rules and i don't understand why people criticise it all the time

09-04-2008, 07:04 PM
in australia the suicide rate is higher than the road toll

and all this money spent on HUGE anti-drunk driving advertising campaigns. maybe if they let the poor lonely drunks take the car for a quick spin they wouldn't be killing themselves all the damn time?

Rockin' Cherub
09-04-2008, 07:07 PM
hell yea

Sarcastic Smile
09-04-2008, 07:43 PM
I'm not an advocate of drunk driving.. but drinking while driving is okay.. a little road soda here and there

Netphorian Gadabout
09-04-2008, 07:44 PM
Jerry was a race car driver
22 years old
Had too many cold beers one night
And wrapped himself around a telephone pole.

09-04-2008, 07:54 PM
probably a joke thread but i never thought of you as a person who enjoyed drinking maoi rather someone who simply did it sometimes in social situations

yo soy el mejor
09-04-2008, 08:02 PM
julio called me drunk once

yo soy el mejor
09-04-2008, 08:03 PM
i mean he called me while he was drunk

09-04-2008, 09:14 PM
I walked home drunk the other night and some cop pulled over to harass me... then realized I wasn't obnoxiously drunk and left me alone. :(

09-04-2008, 09:21 PM
cops need dates too

yo soy el mejor
09-04-2008, 09:23 PM
one time i drank and my friend bernie wanted me to drive her car cause her other friend was wasted and he couldnt drive his own. i only had like 3 drinks but i felt tipsy. i almost was gonna do it but thank god the wasted guy made a run for it and got into his car.. leaving bernie to drive her own >_> she didnt and doesnt know i do not have a license lol

Sarcastic Smile
09-05-2008, 12:15 AM
i thought i would have a night cao because i have had trouble sleeping.. i am up to 3 shots and still nothing.. i know i am getting old when i cringe at each one, i think i might need another.. my goal is to tranquilize myself

09-05-2008, 12:20 AM
Stay away from hitting people though. As for metal poles and telephone poles, go for it.

09-05-2008, 03:24 AM
Jerry was a race car driver
22 years old
Had too many cold beers one night
And wrapped himself around a telephone pole.

I feel that the temperature of the beer and the function of the pole are extraneous information that distract from the impact of this otherwise powerful message,

09-05-2008, 03:25 AM
did you die

09-05-2008, 03:26 AM
haey, ******

you're drunk!

09-05-2008, 08:57 AM
so i'm posting from jail right now

09-05-2008, 09:18 AM
Can I drink alcohol while I am taking the MAOI ?

It is best to avoid alcohol if you are taking an MAOI. If you do wish to drink you should follow the guidelines below:-

* You should totally avoid Chianti, home made beers and wines, real ales and red wines.
* You can drink white wines and non-alcoholic beers and lagers, but make sure you do not drink more than one or two units a day (i.e. one or two glasses or up to a pint of beer or lager).
* Gin, vodka and other clear spirits are the safest, but should only be taken in true moderation i.e. one or two measures a day.