View Full Version : I fucked a girl through Craigslist!!


Kanan Road
09-04-2008, 05:50 PM
Blonde with some nice D tatties and an azz like a female centaur.

I got her doggy and she was clenching her puss so hard i thought she had my dick in her fist.

The initial meetup is awkward as fuck, but then the natural male dominance prevails.

yo soy el mejor
09-04-2008, 05:51 PM
well, that came outta nowhere

threetwooneZERO
09-04-2008, 05:51 PM
How old?

threetwooneZERO
09-04-2008, 05:52 PM
Pics or it didn't happen!

threetwooneZERO
09-04-2008, 05:52 PM
Did you have to send her a nude pic first?

yo soy el mejor
09-04-2008, 05:53 PM
other than big boobies/butt. how was the bod? thick? thin? >_<

yo soy el mejor
09-04-2008, 05:54 PM
what body type do dudes prefer? not in the way of boobies/butt. but like thick? thin? muscular? scrawny?

threetwooneZERO
09-04-2008, 05:54 PM
Did she "wash up" first? You know...I'm talking American Psycho style.

PeppermintHippo
09-04-2008, 05:55 PM
Hot....Most women on craigslist are hookers so its hard to sort through the garbage!

threetwooneZERO
09-04-2008, 05:55 PM
what body type do dudes prefer? not in the way of boobies/butt. but like thick? thin? muscular? scrawny?

I like a girl that has a little chub on her....I'm not talking rolls....but something I can grab on to.

You know? Skinny Skinny girls...when you can see ribs and shit...disgusting.

Fat chicks....no.

Muscular? Hell no.

There you go.

yo soy el mejor
09-04-2008, 05:57 PM
skinny skinny girls always seem to look better in clothes to me. like they can pull anything off. i dunno. >_>

PeppermintHippo
09-04-2008, 05:58 PM
I'll take anything that gives me any attention.

waltermcphilp
09-04-2008, 05:59 PM
if i had sex with a skinny skinny girl we would probably start a fire.

Mo
09-04-2008, 05:59 PM
I'll take anything that gives me any attention.

Pretty much.

yo soy el mejor
09-04-2008, 06:01 PM
i wanna be skinny skinny again. <_>

maoi
09-04-2008, 06:05 PM
what happened to that chick you were with

the one who fucked that dude before she got with you and you got all upset when you found out she'd been hiding that tidbit

D.
09-04-2008, 06:06 PM
original post was gold. nice work!

PeppermintHippo
09-04-2008, 06:21 PM
what happened to that chick you were with

the one who fucked that dude before she got with you and you got all upset when you found out she'd been hiding that tidbit

sounds like my ex....when I found out it really was the beginning of the end.

D.
09-04-2008, 06:56 PM
"azz like a female centaur" would be awesome in a rap song, if it isn't already in one somewhere.

Nimrod's Son
09-04-2008, 07:04 PM
sounds like my ex....when I found out it really was the beginning of the end.

i hadn't heard about this one

JokeyLoki
09-04-2008, 07:08 PM
So how does this work? You put out an ad that you want sex, someone answers, and you just do it?

Did you have dinner first or anything, or did you get right down to it?

Nimrod's Son
09-04-2008, 07:11 PM
You post an ad that you're selling an engagement ring and then you rape her when she meets you to look at it

PeppermintHippo
09-04-2008, 07:11 PM
i hadn't heard about this one

Yeah, dude...she banged some guy the night we met...the night I felt the chemistry. My best friend knew and he always said she did it, but I didn't believe him because he was always trying to break us up, but one night it came up when we all were together and she admitted to it. Her exact words were, "I was a whore before I met you." I never really respected her too much after that. I tried to get over it, but somehow it always resurfaced .

PeppermintHippo
09-04-2008, 07:13 PM
You post an ad that you're selling an engagement ring and then you rape her when she meets you to look at it

I posted an ad for an engagement ring and all I have gotten are western union scammers...I think I may just have to take it to a jewler and see what I can get for it.

Nimrod's Son
09-04-2008, 07:17 PM
I have a friend who sold her ring by putting it on eBay and craigslist and got a good price for it...

PeppermintHippo
09-04-2008, 07:19 PM
I didn't think of ebay....

wHATcOLOR
09-04-2008, 07:24 PM
i think it was either alisonmonster or winston churchill who once remarked that one mark of a good boarder was that he treat the threads he starts with dedication, as if he were the host of a party

c'mon kanan road

Mo
09-04-2008, 07:33 PM
One day I'd like to meet the female Monte online.











I keep dreaming of something like this:
http://www.abload.de/img/monkeytitsqsm.jpg

Ol' Couch Ass
09-04-2008, 07:36 PM
^awesome

Kanan Road
09-04-2008, 07:40 PM
that girl that made my life hell for a good few months broke up with me because i got into UCLA. what a dumb betch!

The chick i fucked the other night was 32. So it totally helped end that semi-milf fantasy.

boooyah. she had some meat on her. she was all playin with her twat when i was railin on it.

she said to call her sometime for more.

PeppermintHippo
09-04-2008, 07:42 PM
Awesome. Cougar hunting rocks.

Kanan Road
09-04-2008, 07:42 PM
my ex was a jewess so i never got to spoooge a fat 5 roper into her face.

i dropped a megafuckin load on this 32 year old broad. so satisfying.

Mo
09-04-2008, 07:42 PM
*high five*

PeppermintHippo
09-04-2008, 07:43 PM
I shot my load in a cougars nose and eye :o

shannon
09-04-2008, 07:44 PM
my ex was a jewess so i never got to spoooge a fat 5 roper into her face.

i dropped a megafuckin load on this 32 year old broad. so satisfying.

:rockon:

alexthestampede
09-04-2008, 07:47 PM
how many ads did you have to reply to before one of them was real?

yo soy el mejor
09-04-2008, 07:51 PM
who knew kanan road was so kinky!

Sarcastic Smile
09-04-2008, 08:49 PM
You post an ad that you're selling an engagement ring and then you rape her when she meets you to look at it

why would a girl be buying her own engagement ring?

my ex was a jewess so i never got to spoooge a fat 5 roper into her face.

i dropped a megafuckin load on this 32 year old broad. so satisfying.

So you didnt wear a condom? Or did you rip it off and then blow the load?

Floppy Nono
09-04-2008, 09:04 PM
real men shoot right through the condom, get with the program

Travis Meeks
09-04-2008, 09:14 PM
Kanan, can you post a pic of her?

Was this chick married?

Travis Meeks
09-04-2008, 09:14 PM
and what did the ad say?

yo soy el mejor
09-04-2008, 09:24 PM
floppy nono lol

Floppy Nono
09-04-2008, 09:36 PM
there's some fat girl who goes to my college on craigslist and she used to put up 2-3 ads a week. she began to reference the fact that her attempts at finding a chubby chaser always fail and it made me feel sad :(

duovamp
09-04-2008, 09:40 PM
Honestly having a fat fetish would be such a gift. Blessed is the chubby chaser.

yo soy el mejor
09-04-2008, 09:41 PM
a girl needs something to make her feel special

Floppy Nono
09-04-2008, 09:47 PM
but does that something have to be 200 pounds?

waltermcphilp
09-04-2008, 09:52 PM
Awesome. Cougar hunting rocks.


http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20080829.jpg

yo soy el mejor
09-04-2008, 09:55 PM
i'd balloon up to that size if the right guy came along

Sarcastic Smile
09-04-2008, 10:02 PM
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Floppy Nono
09-04-2008, 10:03 PM
i'd balloon up to that size if the right guy came along

but how are you going to feel when he gets fat too?

waltermcphilp
09-04-2008, 10:04 PM
haha, what?

yo soy el mejor
09-04-2008, 10:13 PM
my man is gonna be slim, y0

Floppy Nono
09-04-2008, 10:15 PM
you'll have to dangle yourself in front of him on a treadmill to keep him in shape or something

ravenguy2000
09-04-2008, 10:16 PM
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yo soy el mejor
09-04-2008, 10:18 PM
you'll have to dangle yourself in front of him on a treadmill to keep him in shape or something
sexy sexy hot hot:smoke:

duovamp
09-04-2008, 10:22 PM
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Seems like a nice guy tbh. He was very polite about his encounter.

Travis Meeks
09-04-2008, 10:32 PM
Kanan was this you?



Hello out there. 34yo white bi male here. I am naturally submissive and play a good cuck part. :-)

I am looking for a couple who wants me to serve their needs. I can come to you, or I can cover the cost of a hotel, and I will do what you ask, watch you fuck...and when you're done, I will clean the creampie with my mouth and tounge, just like a good little boy should do.

I have very little limits and will do anything else that you have in mind.

Travis Meeks
09-04-2008, 10:34 PM
I might actually do this




I NEED 10 STR8 GUYS WHO ARE WILLING TO TANK DOWN GLASSES OF WATER...
PISS THEM OUT ON ME...THE ONE WHO DRINKS THE MOST AND PISSES THEM OUT ON ME

GETS TO BANG FEMALE.....EVERYONE ELSE GETS SECOND PLACE PRIZE

MEN 19-29 YRS WANTED!! NO GAY SEX OF ANY TYPE INVOLVE

PeppermintHippo
09-04-2008, 10:36 PM
I can pee like a russian racehorse

PeppermintHippo
09-04-2008, 10:36 PM
I wonder what 2nd place prize is.

duovamp
09-04-2008, 10:36 PM
I might actually do this




I NEED 10 STR8 GUYS WHO ARE WILLING TO TANK DOWN GLASSES OF WATER...
PISS THEM OUT ON ME...THE ONE WHO DRINKS THE MOST AND PISSES THEM OUT ON ME

GETS TO BANG FEMALE.....EVERYONE ELSE GETS SECOND PLACE PRIZE

MEN 19-29 YRS WANTED!! NO GAY SEX OF ANY TYPE INVOLVE

I loves peein' and I loves fuckin'. Sign me up.

Travis Meeks
09-04-2008, 10:38 PM
amen brotha

PeppermintHippo
09-04-2008, 10:39 PM
I loves peein' and I loves fuckin'. Sign me up.

let the best man win

duovamp
09-04-2008, 10:42 PM
This is gonna be the best weekend ever guys!

ammy
09-04-2008, 10:43 PM
what is the second place prize, one must wonder

Travis Meeks
09-04-2008, 10:52 PM
what is the second place prize, one must wonder

I'm gonna email and ask

PeppermintHippo
09-04-2008, 10:56 PM
tell her you have 2 other people interested.

duovamp
09-04-2008, 10:58 PM
tell her you have 2 other people interested.

^

PeppermintHippo
09-04-2008, 11:05 PM
I'm going to drink a few beers beforehand and break the seal so I'll be peeing like a champ in no time.

Floppy Nono
09-04-2008, 11:07 PM
I wonder what 2nd place prize is.

Nintendo Wii

Travis Meeks
09-04-2008, 11:10 PM
FUCK! I can't find the craigslist post

sorry I let you guys down :(

duovamp
09-04-2008, 11:12 PM
I divorced my wife for this anonymous urine seeker....

Travis Meeks
09-04-2008, 11:18 PM
I blew out my bladder :(

Mablak
09-05-2008, 12:17 AM
I blew out my bladder :(

You should've thought of that before, what girl will want you now?