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sppunk
09-02-2008, 08:59 PM
banana03, barden and yo soy el major

You have three bullets for your gun. How do you make sure you kill all three?

yo soy el mejor
09-02-2008, 09:02 PM
aim for the heart. this isnt a very good riddle. three bullets. three people. gay gay gay

???
09-02-2008, 09:07 PM
aim for the back of the head. lots of irreparable brain damage

ohnoitsbonnie
09-02-2008, 09:07 PM
Uhh what's the range of sight we talkin' 'bout here

Banana
09-02-2008, 09:08 PM
So who is Barden? Who did he/she used to be before the recent name change?

yo soy el mejor
09-02-2008, 09:08 PM
and dont let sppunk shoot. he's legally blind.

barden
09-02-2008, 09:09 PM
sppunk, why does no one pick on you being an albino anymore?
I want to play but feel like it's sacred ground now or something.

Banana
09-02-2008, 09:11 PM
^I was going to in this thread, but I didn't know if it was a touchy subject.

barden
09-02-2008, 09:11 PM
o wait, there we go.

I'll assume bonnies comment was also a dig too.

barden
09-02-2008, 09:11 PM
So who is Barden? Who did he/she used to be before the recent name change?

Banana02

ohnoitsbonnie
09-02-2008, 09:11 PM
Is this a registered weapon?

Esty
09-02-2008, 09:12 PM
I shove the gun up each ones ass and shoot. Let them slowly bleed to death.

yo soy el mejor
09-02-2008, 09:15 PM
no one would ever wanna shoot me anyway. im too sweet.

barden
09-02-2008, 09:18 PM
how do you get an albino to develop pigmentation....
you beat it over the head with a yeast infection.


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It's like racism in reverse.

barden
09-02-2008, 09:18 PM
i rate i could take sppunk and etsy at the same time.
boet.

Banana
09-02-2008, 09:19 PM
Isn't sspunk also the really weird fucker that has a myspace for his cat?

yo soy el mejor
09-02-2008, 09:20 PM
me too

Future Boy
09-02-2008, 09:21 PM
I'd put all 3 into banana and beat the other two to death. Worse case at least banana's taken care of.

barden
09-02-2008, 09:24 PM
I like futureboys suggestion.
It'll give me an opportunity to beat the shit out of Etsy's brother.

Banana
09-02-2008, 09:25 PM
me too

Yeah but your a bubbly girl. sspunk is a 25 year old ablino man.

Future Boy
09-02-2008, 09:31 PM
Im going to change mine to a bullet each and beatings as needed.

barden
09-02-2008, 09:41 PM
your change of tactics reveals your fear of the might.

barden
09-02-2008, 09:42 PM
i think i could take three bullets.

Future Boy
09-02-2008, 09:43 PM
Fighting back wasnt in the question. I cant take 3 of ya.

pale blue eyes
09-02-2008, 09:47 PM
Aim the gun in their general direction and tell them to fight each other until only one is left standing and that person will get to live or else you will shoot them all now. After the one has killed the others, just shoot that person three times.

Rider
09-02-2008, 09:47 PM
Lock the three of them the gun and Monte in a room and let god sort it out.

barden
09-02-2008, 09:54 PM
looks like i stand a good chance here with all these suggestions.

RockLobster
09-03-2008, 10:00 AM
what kind of gun do i get to use?

Caine Walker
09-03-2008, 10:20 AM
i would totally fail at this because all three shots would go right through banana's wretched head.

pale blue eyes
09-03-2008, 10:39 AM
i would totally fail at this because all three shots would go right through banana's wretched headband.

Fixed.

maoi
09-03-2008, 10:46 AM
i would shoot barden and banana03, and then i would use the last bullet to shoot myself because after seeing lauren's beautiful face my life would then be complete

Caine Walker
09-03-2008, 10:47 AM
Fixed.

ha!

Elvis The Fat Years
09-03-2008, 11:56 AM
julio should write romantic novels.

Shapan
09-03-2008, 08:11 PM
barden and banana03 will both be murdered eventually anyways

maybe give lauren the loaded gun and see if she shoots herself accidentally

Banana
09-03-2008, 08:23 PM
I won't be murdered, I'm a survivor. Before me, my mom had two miscarriages. I prevail where those before me have failed.

Shapan
09-03-2008, 08:30 PM
tell that to your mom

Kahlo
09-04-2008, 07:45 AM
are you allowed to save the bullets and just beat them to death with the butt?

I have nothing against them, but i'm cheap and would like to save bullets.

Rockin' Cherub
09-04-2008, 10:55 AM
shooting people is wrong

maoi
09-04-2008, 11:00 AM
I'm probably going to committ suicide before year's end.

celluloid_love
09-04-2008, 11:06 AM
here we go.

Rockin' Cherub
09-04-2008, 11:09 AM
let's create a netphorian suicide pact so nobody chickens out

celluloid_love
09-04-2008, 11:10 AM
pact*

Rockin' Cherub
09-04-2008, 11:15 AM
typos don't matter where we're going

Banana
09-04-2008, 12:33 PM
I'm probably going to committ suicide before year's end.

Awesome, go for it buddy.

yo soy el mejor
09-04-2008, 01:51 PM
HEY! dont talk to julio like that. he's my friend and i love her! *smashes paper flowers onto wall*

Nimrod's Son
09-04-2008, 02:25 PM
i would let barden live because who the fuck cares about barden

i would shoot banana03 three times

then i would beat the shit out of lauren and punch her to death so that at least she would die doing what she loved

pale blue eyes
09-04-2008, 02:29 PM
:/

Future Boy
09-04-2008, 02:33 PM
I think you took erins answer.

duovamp
09-04-2008, 03:30 PM
Is this thread about gun control?

threetwooneZERO
09-04-2008, 03:35 PM
please close this thread.

Failure.

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Caine Walker
09-04-2008, 03:43 PM
how about three more posters:

nimrod's son
whatcolor
maoi

two bullets, both must be fired at two different people. who lives and who dies?

yo soy el mejor
09-04-2008, 04:24 PM
jesse only sucks like 50% of the time. julio is always cool. mike crybaby-er is a retard 24/7.. 100%

yo soy el mejor
09-04-2008, 04:27 PM
i'd hold the gun to mikes head. make him suck jesse's dick. then i'd shoot the bullet into the back of mikes skull. and hopefully it would go through and come outta his mouth and also wound jesse's penis. julio would just get to watch and take pics. we'd post about it on netphoria. then we'd take that last bullet and shoot it up into the air in celebration.

mike is dead. jesse's penis is perpetually flaccid. and julio and i have a good laugh. *sigh*

duovamp
09-04-2008, 04:34 PM
mike crybaby-er

Unparalleled brilliance and creativity.

Nimrod's Son
09-04-2008, 05:54 PM
i'd hold the gun to mikes head. make him suck jesse's dick. then i'd shoot the bullet into the back of mikes skull. and hopefully it would go through and come outta his mouth and also wound jesse's penis. julio would just get to watch and take pics. we'd post about it on netphoria. then we'd take that last bullet and shoot it up into the air in celebration.

mike is dead. jesse's penis is perpetually flaccid. and julio and i have a good laugh. *sigh*

we all know this is a lie because lauren can't see a dick without shoving it in her mouth

yo soy el mejor
09-04-2008, 06:02 PM
im not like that anymore lol

Future Boy
09-04-2008, 06:04 PM
so where do you shove it now?

yo soy el mejor
09-04-2008, 06:07 PM
nowhere. NOBODY LOVES ME