This entertained me. It might do the same for you.
So, I hooked up with this chick a while ago, like 2 years back.
It was pretty much a once off sex thing. I had met her at a festival about a month before, we stayed in touch, then she came over to my place one evening, spent the night, and I haven’t seen her since. It was pretty much discussed that it was going to be a sexual thing, and nothing else. Not one of my better moments, no. But hey. I’m a guy. She’s hot. She’s actually been pretty good at impersonating an intelligent person up until this chat.

We talk now and then, although hardly much at all. She’s on my facebook. Was asking me about my puppy, and we got to chatting a little.

Can someone tell me where things took a strange turn here??
12:30amTamarin
I hate bursting other peoples bubbles.
12:30amBaden
?
i'm confused!
Whose bubble you bursting?
12:34amTamarin
no one's
just wann say hi
why?
really just wanted to
12:36amBaden
just wanted to?
just wanted to burst someones bubble?
i'm so confused!
12:39amTamarin
no man.i'm just bored
12:40amBaden
oh,okays!
hehe
so tell me something!
i'm bored too
12:40amTamarin
um..........
what you wanna hear
????
12:40amBaden
hows the lad?
12:41amTamarin
very good....talking bouty kids all the more
12:41amBaden
kids?
phew
12:41amTamarin
i'm trying to convince about once name but he's not game
lol
12:42amBaden
you planning on having one?
12:42amTamarin
we really wanna spend the rest ofr our life's together
12:42amBaden
well thats good then!
when you planning then?
12:44amTamarin
almost
we want kids first
a year
12:44amBaden
phew
12:44amTamarin
hopefully a boy
12:44amBaden
i know you said you always wanted lots of kids!
but for me, i'm putting it off
for quite a while
i'm sure
hehehe
12:44amTamarin
Virginninio

life is amazing babre
and so are you
12:45amBaden
i think you talking to someone else there?
12:45amTamarin
i really liked you.and sure i cudf have gotten to love you

but you know how life works
Baden
i am so confused right niw
now
12:46amTamarin
why love? you have someone too...
12:46amBaden
what is going on!!! hahaha
12:46amTamarin
:P
12:46amTamarin
lol
12:46amBaden
did i say something that implied something?
12:47amTamarin
lol no not at all
just saying.,...you never know how life might have worked out
had it been easier for us to see each other
but it wasnt
so its all good
12:48amBaden
Yup, you never do know!
but it was fun anyway at the time I guess!
12:48amTamarin
:D
12:48amBaden
way back then!
12:48amTamarin
OF COURSE IT WAS
it was lovely.i still remember you in me
i never forgot
12:49amBaden
i havent either…? Um…
12:49amTamarin
even though i am getting married to someone else.those things always stay.xxxx

Baden
hehehe
we'll keep them in out heads then i guess! Where they belong!
12:50amTamarin
of course,:) wonderful.....and wondering
12:51amBaden
wondering....?
12:51amTamarin
but i am happy now
very.i found the man i am having kids with
12:51amBaden
thats great news!
12:51amTamarin
lots of kids
12:51amBaden
yep
lots and lots of kids
12:51amTamarin
and yes.....i will die with him
12:52amBaden
well, thats also great.
12:52amTamarin
but never have i forgotten about our night
it was what i needed, special and orgasmic
lol
i loved you
12:52amBaden
oh?
12:53amTamarin
i really did.AND I GUESS I STILL DO
12:53amBaden
oh???
12:53amTamarin
but its the kids that will linger
and you will go to bed thinking about me
12:54amBaden
i have no idea whats going on here.
but yeah, i guess i will!

12:54amTamarin
just smiling because we had a connection
12:54amBaden
Hehe, oh, okay.
12:54amTamarin
i love you baden. in our way.
12:54amBaden
which way is our way?
this was pretty unexpected and random
12:55amTamarin
the "right-wrong" way
12:55amBaden
haha
12:56amTamarin
i know i am going to marry somone else.even though i do love you
but i will see you again
12:56amBaden
wait wait wait
12:56amTamarin
remember our good times
12:56amBaden
oh man
hahahaha
i dont know what the hell to say
but yeah, we had a pretty awesome night there
was lots of fun?
i will remember it too?
12:57amTamarin
of course awauys!!!!!
the sex was awesome!!!
you have a pretty big dicki!!!
LOL
12:58amBaden
what.
the.
hell ?
this is so random
hahahahahaha
but erm, thanks i guess?
is this even tamarin?
12:58amTamarin
that reeally helped toward the orgaresms.......all 3 of them....
lol of course it is
12:59amBaden
hahah
12:59amTamarin
whatthe hell?
12:59amBaden
you havent said anything like this before!
12:59amTamarin
yeh well i have had a little wine....
\i am a little vixen
12:59amBaden
haha
1:00amTamarin
yeh...you are kak sexy, any girk will be happy to want you and the tattoos are sooooooooo fknh fuckworthy!!!!
you kiss like a god and you move just right!
you made me come in seconds!
1:01amBaden
i really dont even know how to reply to any of this
haha
so, about them kids hey? And that love of your life, the one you’re marrying? Lets talk about that some more.
1:02amTamarin
lol
no no
you aree in love with you megs
1:02amBaden
you are in love with you megs?
1:02amTamarin
so no man... i was just making up for the past
1:03amBaden
making up for what?
i'm so confused
hahahahaha
but okay!

1:03amTamarin
are you not in love with your megs???
1:03amBaden
megs?
angela?
1:03amTamarin
whatever...sorry
1:03amBaden
hehe
yeah, i am!
1:03amTamarin
i9 didn't wanna screw it up
1:04amBaden
which is why i'm not sure how to react to this conversation!
are you not in love with this fiance dude, future father to your army of chillens?
1:04amTamarin
but you cannot tell me after all this time you still want me.....???
1:04amBaden
i didn't realise i had?
hehehe
oi lady, you have a man you love!
1:05amTamarin
no really......the only person i love is angelo....
1:05amBaden
these words are out of line!
1:05amTamarin
you have just made me confused
1:05amBaden
i have?
welcome!
1:05amTamarin
and you have a lady you lo0ve too!!!
1:05amBaden
i know i do!
as i've said?
1:06amTamarin
i DO miss you!!!! but we are better off as we were
1:06amBaden
as we were when?
1:07amTamarin
yes....me with angelo.and you with your lady.
1:07amBaden
aw, admit it Tamarin... you're feeling a little frisky, hey?

1:07amTamarin
lof course
but nothhing changes how i feel
i feel like i want to spend the rest of my life with angelo
you?
1:09amBaden
the same with my lady!

1:09amTamarin
great
1:09amBaden
Yup.
1:09amTamarin
one last baden fuck would hace been AWESOME.....
Baden
Oh….
1:09amTamarin
but thats not how it works
1:10amBaden
hehe
such is life!
1:10amTamarin
of course
1:10amBaden
hahaha
but yeah
you mysterious sexiness.which turned out to be realo sexi ness.and then you were vulnerable....cute....selfless....innocent....i knew i wanted to sleep with you...ad when tyou made me come so fast...i fell evenh faster...

fuck i hate msn transcripts

Yeah, Barden, seriously. I'm not gonna read some fucking MSN conversation you call "random".

ugh.

no i mean compared to AIM transcripts, which are readable

so then dont?

you should meet up with her again

I'm just saying.

why don't you fuck her again

of, this is worse, it's a facebook chat.

i still remember you in me

*shudder*

cause i'm in lurve.

so basically in baden's mind random equals
'hey we fucked hardcore, member? yummers.'
'yeah.,.uhhh huh huh.'
'i'm marrying a man i don't even like to look at'
'uhhh...tell me more'
'something something white picket fence'
'blah blah chillers'
'member how hot we were? lololol now i'm plastered and u r the best'
'more'
'ilu sexy, but i will marry and we will part like the universe planned for us and it's ok, it's okay'
'where is this going?'
'i'm confused! LOL'

UseTheForce66: was that the only pic u got?
Im Not OK: im not sure hang on
UseTheForce66: k
Im Not OK: http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/51/me1nq3.jpg
UseTheForce66: u have such a ..idk..........pretty like true beauty shine to ur face
Im Not OK: aww thanx!
UseTheForce66: like most girls who look are hot like u ..like u can tell usually are slutty but u look diffrent
Im Not OK: you're so sweet
UseTheForce66: haha thanks its not often a guy can see someone like u
UseTheForce66: u ever given a BJ??
Im Not OK: twice
UseTheForce66: did u swallow?
Im Not OK: yes lol
UseTheForce66: see thats good most girls refuse too
UseTheForce66: is it really that bad?
Im Not OK: no i kinda liked it
UseTheForce66: thats awesome
UseTheForce66: could u deep throat?
Im Not OK: never tried
UseTheForce66: how old was the guy?
Im Not OK: 52 he was my stepdad at the time
UseTheForce66: cool how old were u ?
Im Not OK: 16
UseTheForce66: thats a good age to start not to young not to old was it by choice?
Im Not OK: of course! lol
UseTheForce66: lol just makes sure
UseTheForce66: u masturbate?
Im Not OK: yes when i can
Im Not OK: im still healing from my operation
UseTheForce66: ahh wat operation?
Im Not OK: to become a woman
UseTheForce66: wat
Im Not OK: its only been about 2 months
UseTheForce66: ur fucking with me arrent u
Im Not OK: no why would i?
UseTheForce66: idk
UseTheForce66: so u gave ur step dad a BJ when u were a guy
Im Not OK: yes
UseTheForce66: weird but ok

bwahahahaha/

Its random cause we fucked over a year and a half ago.
And havent seen her since.
And now she’s telling me how much she loves me and how big my dick is and such, while telling me about all the kids she wants to have with the man of her dreams.

the last line of the transcript made me LOL

i wish i could have kids with the man of my dreams

i agree with nims and alex. she can give you a break from stroking yourself so blind.

UseTheForce66: ahh wat operation?
Im Not OK: to become a woman
UseTheForce66: wat


:rofl:

i always forget your name isnt barden lol

oh, i'm doing just fine in that department thanks.
haven't you heard? i'm quite the sex machine, apparently.

should i post some pics of the lady?
she likes those high contrast high angled internet whore pictures.

Tristessa I: I never said I wasn't finishing the project...
RJNMF: at leas you gave notice
Tristessa I: At least.
RJNMF: i have no one to replace you instead of 30 days can you make it 60??
Tristessa I: Sorry. I have already given the paper work to ******** and I'm already working on the ********* which I put off *yrs ago.
RJNMF: in other words i'm fucked !!
Tristessa I: Yes. Have a good evening.
RJNMF: ???????

mods, please close this thread

hey, alex. i hate bursting other people's bubbles.

<img src="http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v79/95/61/608396646/n608396646_109107_2733.jpg">


Hey alex, ****** wants another round.
it's apparently female code for 'i misses the cockx'.

anime characters are inspirational:
<img src="http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/208/125/588210752/n588210752_925355_7080.jpg">

Check out my boobs (and beard)
<img src="http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/208/125/588210752/n588210752_956181_4454.jpg">

take the next photo from really really close!
<img src="http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v239/132/51/531159065/n531159065_813237_243.jpg">

IS THIS THE LOVE OF MY HOLE LIFE??
<img src="http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v171/40/100/686766606/n686766606_583056_6460.jpg">

PERHAPS IT IS ONE OF THESE TWO OPTIONS?
<img src="http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v173/208/125/588210752/n588210752_595026_6647.jpg">

OR MAYBE ONE OF THESE COMICAL CHARACTERS WILL FATHER MY BABIES?
<img src="http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v173/208/125/588210752/n588210752_595019_1527.jpg">

LOOK INTO MY EYES!
<img src="http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v166/208/125/588210752/n588210752_565080_3826.jpg">

God, what was I thinking.

damn baden you sure bag some lookers :o

i mean, i know she's a ho, but a cute ho

i think she had a clit ring, but I'm not 100% sure.
I know at least one of her nipples were pierced.

a clit ring? jesus.

her mouth/nose area is unsettling.

a clit ring? jesus.

Well, some kind of genital piercing. I don’t know the details of where they stab the needle through.
It must have been her cause I remember thinking, ‘woah, this makes the finding of the clit quite easy, not that it’s hard for a SEXUAL MACHINE LIKE MYSELF’.

her mouth/nose area is unsettling.

There probably is something unsettling about it, which is why she insists on doing those stupid look up at the camera photos.
It’s like her face suddenly cuts off on a steep angle.

Eh fuck it.
I was single and bored.

I also recall that she had pretty small boobs.

Just keepign netphoria updated here.

She said we listening to modest mouse while fucking, but really it was mars volta.

I banged her twice that night and once more in the morning before she went on her way.
What a stud.

^Sounds like my trip to AZ

Although I am with the man I want to spend the rest of my life with, I think I fell in love that night.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e7/SEAKINGworldsmash.jpg

i am a piggy fan club member


i have had less retarded conversations with the santa claus bot on AIM than the one featured in this post, by the way

"12:57amTamarin
of course awauys!!!!!
the sex was awesome!!!
you have a pretty big dicki!!!
LOL

12:58amBaden
what.
the.
hell ?
this is so random
hahahahahaha
but erm, thanks i guess?
is this even tamarin?"

but i am happy now
very.i found the man i am having kids with
lots of kids
and yes.....i will die with him

12:52amBaden
well, thats also great.


Best part

"12:57amTamarin
of course awauys!!!!!
the sex was awesome!!!
you have a pretty big dicki!!!
LOL

12:58amBaden
what.
the.
hell ?
this is so random
hahahahahaha
but erm, thanks i guess?
is this even tamarin?"


Haha!