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alexthestampede
08-31-2008, 08:04 PM
A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last 3 months I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also July 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-mart has wallets on sale 2.99 each

Travis Meeks
08-31-2008, 08:17 PM
wouldn't the girls have caught on?

Floppy Nono
08-31-2008, 08:55 PM
this could easily solved by carrying no wallet at all

Fathoms (unadored)
08-31-2008, 09:16 PM
decoy wallets people. the protaganist in the joke has been scamming the scammers. and I don't think Travis Meeks understands the vaguely defined internal mechanics of events that take place inside of jokes. its like this whole seperate reality where events only take place in service of the punchline, they simply do not cater to our personal sensabilities about what is plausible or logical.

JUnderscore
08-31-2008, 10:02 PM
P.S. Wal-mart has wallets on sale 2.99 each

Wal-Mart sale prices don't end in 99.

Travis Meeks
09-01-2008, 07:55 AM
decoy wallets people. the protaganist in the joke has been scamming the scammers. and I don't think Travis Meeks understands the vaguely defined internal mechanics of events that take place inside of jokes. its like this whole seperate reality where events only take place in service of the punchline, they simply do not cater to our personal sensabilities about what is plausible or logical.

Thanks for teaching me Fathoms (unadored), please don't give up on me!

RockLobster
09-01-2008, 09:25 AM
alex is a retard.

yo soy el mejor
09-04-2008, 01:04 PM
no he isnt lol

PeppermintHippo
09-04-2008, 01:09 PM
Wal-Mart sale prices don't end in 99.

2.97!

Nimrod's Son
09-04-2008, 01:32 PM
highly implausible

SlingeroGuitaro
09-04-2008, 01:36 PM
http://ui29.gamespot.com/156/mythwalrus_2.jpg

RockLobster
09-04-2008, 03:25 PM
alex really is a retard.

yo soy el mejor
09-04-2008, 03:28 PM
no he isnt lol

ravenguy2000
09-04-2008, 03:29 PM
http://ui29.gamespot.com/156/mythwalrus_2.jpg
http://g.photos.cx/1211563886661-b0.jpg

PeppermintHippo
09-04-2008, 04:27 PM
gross!

yo soy el mejor
09-04-2008, 06:59 PM
anyone made any trips to home depot since reading this thread? unf unf unf