View Full Version : Whose responsible for the netphorian donation adverts again?


barden
08-29-2008, 11:22 PM
They are obsolete, and outdated.
I know cause I’m cheap.

I think, Mr Pakula, it’s time for an update.
I wonder and hope that much like Billy you may browse these boards on occasion, and see this post.
If you’re reading this, you know how to get hold of me.



(PM).

barden
08-29-2008, 11:24 PM
Did the people who did the adverts get some kind of free membership, meaning they no longer got to admire their handiwork?

Hey Pakula, I’m going to click on an advert for you, RIGHT NOW!




Just showing some love, big fella. Giving a little back.

barden
08-29-2008, 11:28 PM
del.

barden
08-29-2008, 11:30 PM
<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=32995&stc=1&d=1220066998">
I am a target market.
Club Natta, here I come! Twice!
It seems to be located in Africa.

They are watching.
What are your adverts like cheap bastards like myself?



Tom Selleck is on the TV.



Andrew, how many adverts would I need to click to earn some kind of no-advert membership?

barden
08-29-2008, 11:39 PM
<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=32996&stc=1&d=1220067521">
I see you seeing me upload images onto the netphorian server thinking, ‘that fucker, and he doesn’t even donate, and now is questioning the adverts, AGAIN?? These cheap netphorians!’.

barden
08-29-2008, 11:40 PM
<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/ads/netphoriabannerver3-160k.gif">
24? Brokeback mountain?
Pfffft.

My donation instincts are insulted! They demand relevance!

sickbadthing
08-29-2008, 11:43 PM
I don't see ads and I don't donate.

WEirDDDD!

barden
08-29-2008, 11:50 PM
I don’t do them ‘adblock’ things. They’re like condoms, and as I’m sure you’ve heard, down here in Africa we have aids.



With your permission, Andrew Pakula, may the netphorian masses converge once more on a netphorian donation banner extraordinaire, for the participation and entertainment, of netphoria?
We could sticky the thread! My my!

Heck, we could start a <i>new</i> thread and sticky <i>that</i> one!

barden
08-29-2008, 11:57 PM
May I have a Forum 9 sampler, please?
A screenshot of the index page?
It may help sway my decision to donate. But I need to have an idea of what I'm getting. I'm not comfortable with this whole lucky packet setup.

Sarah Palin
08-30-2008, 03:43 AM
mr barden:

as a godless non-american it is not of strategical advantage of me to pander to you as you have no vote. however, if you promise to end every post for the next 3 months with "McCain is youthful and Palin is a MILF!!!" i'll paypal the needed funds to mr pakula in order for you to receive a lifetime membership and therefore avoid the greatest plague of our time; netphoria advertisements.

SlingeroGuitaro
08-30-2008, 03:46 AM
May I have a Forum 9 sampler, please?
A screenshot of the index page?
It may help sway my decision to donate. But I need to have an idea of what I'm getting. I'm not comfortable with this whole lucky packet setup.

all of the threads in there are about you, don't worry

Sarah Palin
08-30-2008, 03:47 AM
all of the threads in there are about you, don't worry

go write a song about it you dweeb!

SlingeroGuitaro
08-30-2008, 03:51 AM
and i thought i loved you, sarah

Sarah Palin
08-30-2008, 03:52 AM
sorry, i'm a little on edge. my period is late and 6 kids seems like a burden but i don't have any other option :/

SlingeroGuitaro
08-30-2008, 04:02 AM
your next child will be black

barden
08-30-2008, 07:23 PM
mr barden:

as a godless non-american it is not of strategical advantage of me to pander to you as you have no vote. however, if you promise to end every post for the next 3 months with "McCain is youthful and Palin is a MILF!!!" i'll paypal the needed funds to mr pakula in order for you to receive a lifetime membership and therefore avoid the greatest plague of our time; netphoria advertisements.

How about if I agree to formally make it my signature, FOR LIFE!
And ******* it with every post.

DO WE HAVE A DEAL?

If I were not a heathen, I would let you mother my first and your possible seventh. It would be a magic child.

barden
08-30-2008, 07:24 PM
it may be black.

toyschoketoys
08-30-2008, 08:58 PM
what the fuck


fucking button it, donate or shut the fuck up.

Andrew is no going change things because of the pissing and greatin about it.

I am not a fan of it myself but i chose to donate and end the shit adverts

barden
08-30-2008, 08:59 PM
I WILL DESTROY YOUR SOUL.
JESUS WONT RECOGNISE YOU.

toyschoketoys
08-30-2008, 09:01 PM
I WILL DESTROY YOUR SOUL.
JESUS WONT RECOGNISE YOU.

you my boy, can lick my sack

barden
08-30-2008, 09:02 PM
Also, I think a lot of people are stupid.
Ie: not reading what is specifically being said and suggested.

YOU ARE ON THE DEATH LIST.
I LISTEN TO THE M*THERFUCKING ‘SLIPKNOT’ BITCH.

toyschoketoys
08-30-2008, 09:03 PM
Also, I think a lot of people are stupid.
Ie: not reading what is specifically being said and suggested.

YOU ARE ON THE DEATH LIST.
I LISTEN TO THE M*THERFUCKING ‘SLIPKNOT’ BITCH.

night night sweetcheeks

barden
08-30-2008, 09:05 PM
YOUR MOTHER IS A FUCKIN’ HUSSY AND I FUCKED HER 6 TIMES!

barden
08-30-2008, 09:06 PM
DO YOU WANT TO MEET IN FACE TO FAE AND FIGHT ABOUT IT MOMMIES BITCH BOY??//
MAYBE I WILL TRACE YOUR IP AND SEE YOU AFTER SCHOOL ON THURSDAY.
YOU DON’T KNOW THE DANGER YOU OPEN.

PS: BTW – SHE WAS A LOUSY LAY!!

toyschoketoys
08-30-2008, 09:13 PM
haha


Maybe i will be the one finding you and sticking something nice and shiny between your ribs

toyschoketoys
08-30-2008, 09:14 PM
dont be a silly cunt, esp if you dont have the nuts to back it up, go fuck off and suck daddies cock

barden
08-31-2008, 05:47 PM
OKAY, I SUCKED YER DADS COCK, NOW WHAT?? HE SAID I’M BETTER THEN YOU.
TIME TO SIP ON THEM SWEET TITTIES THAT GAVE YOU SUSTENANCE, BOY!!


PLEASE GLADLY GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS!

Shallowed
09-01-2008, 03:59 AM
I LISTEN TO THE M*THERFUCKING ‘SLIPKNOT’ BITCH.

Why did you censor "mother" and not "fucker"?