View Full Version : My dog keeps farting


Floppy Nono
08-29-2008, 08:44 PM
And it's driving him insane!

barden
08-29-2008, 08:51 PM
Please bring your pooch to Africa.
I have a new car, and I’m looking to square off some karma.
I feel both our problems can be simultaneously solved.

Floppy Nono
08-29-2008, 08:53 PM
alright, i'm letting him go right now. with any luck he'll be in your vicinity by tomorrows eve.

barden
08-29-2008, 08:56 PM
Lets hope the flatulence steers him straight, and he doesn't not lose his mind or way.
Be strong, trooper.

Floppy Nono
08-29-2008, 08:58 PM
every few seconds he makes a little toot and he freaks out because he can't figure out where it's coming from.

i've attached a balloon to his rear end, hopefully he'll be able to fill it enough to float the trip.

barden
08-29-2008, 09:15 PM
i'm waiting.
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Floppy Nono
08-29-2008, 09:16 PM
thank you for making this the single greatest thread of my life

barden
08-29-2008, 10:17 PM
yeah, i'm pretty high.

Floppy Nono
08-29-2008, 10:18 PM
i'm high off his noxious fumes

Sarah Palin
08-30-2008, 02:36 AM
it's probably because you allowed your dog to have an abortion and messed up all her lady parts. as candidate for vice presidency of the united states i will take a strong stance against k-9 abortions.

Floppy Nono
08-30-2008, 11:10 AM
it's a boy dog.

fuck you, you don't have enough experience with flatulent dogs and you've lost my vote. Guess i've got to give it to Obarangatang, the liberal primate wonder.

Geek USA
08-30-2008, 11:29 AM
my cats butt smells so bad

-lauren

duovamp
08-30-2008, 11:39 AM
Did Floppy's dog make it there okay?

Floppy Nono
08-30-2008, 11:41 AM
maybe he got sidetracked by laurens cats butt and floated in the opposite direction.

the fates were not kind to barden this day :(

duovamp
08-30-2008, 11:49 AM
Perhaps he will travel the world, exploring all sorts of new places. Or he'll be like Moe when he has that fan on his back that he stole from the Fan Man...

smashingjj
08-30-2008, 12:00 PM
i'm waiting.
<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=32989&stc=1&d=1220062486">

LOL

laradelocke
08-31-2008, 10:04 AM
My dog was always pleasantly bemused by his farts, he would look at you with a strange look of happiness and puzzlement like he should be rewarded for it!..

They smelled like death ..actually made me sick once.

tcm
08-31-2008, 06:37 PM
my dog is entirely unfazed by farts. i couldn't say that she even takes notice of them. and why would she? it's only natural.