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keep in mind she's a super-far-right cunt

I don't think she has the experience necessary to be president when McCain dies in nine months. Therefore I would not do her.

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<img src=http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_04/PalinDM3110_468x369.jpg>

i just skeeted on the fish pic

She looks a bit like Tina Fey.

What a cheap move, he seems to get more and more desperate.

we are a nation of morons.

we'll get what we deserve

http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/palin-in-the-car.jpg

http://images.morris.com/images/juneau/mdControlled/cms/2008/05/05/275624130.jpg

http://www.southernappeal.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/mccainpalin1.jpg

I'm trying to keep this thread separate and lighter than the politics thread, but I can't help but point out :

She's super-far-right (more than McCain), under investigation by her state for scandal, and has an oilman as a husband.

Someone needs to photoshop this one:

http://smugpuppies.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/palinportrait.jpg

I'm trying to keep this thread separate and lighter than the politics thread, but I can't help but point out :

She's super-far-right (more than McCain), under investigation by her state for scandal, and has an oilman as a husband.

If I say I'm an oilman, you will agree.

She is really cute... 5 kids and she still looks like that? Damn!

I have some friends that live in Alaska, they said she's done some good things for the State. Hmm.

Interesting.

Someone needs to photoshop this one:

http://smugpuppies.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/palinportrait.jpg

well at least someone in the executive branch will be able to use a computer.

she looks like a real bitch to me.

So I hope every female in America sees through this and doesn't vote based on gender. I'm hoping for too much though.

At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.

http://www.netphoria.org/images/palin_netphoria.jpg

She reads Netphoria

^win

I spent 3 months in Alaska last year and couldn't take my eyes off the TV whenever she was on. :blush:
I also know that the locals (Anchorage) complained A LOT about her performance.

According to the tv commentators, her main qualification is being a mom.

haha

I have some friends that live in Alaska, they said she's done some good things for the State. Hmm.

Like?

After five kids I don't know if I would fuck her, but I'd let her blow me.

Like?

I haven't talked to them since they mentioned it, so I don't know specifics. They just said they liked her.

I'll ask next time I talk to them.

I haven't talked to them since they mentioned it, so I don't know specifics. They just said they liked her.

I'll ask next time I talk to them.

Are they conservative Christians like you?

Nope... they're more socially liberal, and not Christian.

hey everyone I wanted to thank you all for your support. with the announcement this morning I feel now is the time to come out of the shadows and reveal that I've been lurking here for many years. thanks for the kind words and I sincerely hope that in time you will see me as a viable vice-presidential candidate and not just as a milf.



ps Esty call me!

boobs plz k thx

YEAH! Post your tits you dumb bitch >:[

Someone needs to photoshop this one:

http://smugpuppies.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/palinportrait.jpg

http://www.netphoria.org/images/palin_netphoria.jpg

She reads Netphoria



AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAAA

ps Esty call me!

PM sent.

After five kids I don't know if I would fuck her, but I'd let her blow me.

that's why god invented the backdoor

general brown star

She is really cute... 5 kids and she still looks like that? Damn!



Having kids doesn't mess up your face.. I'd like to see a picture of her stomach

http://forums.netphoria.org/showpost.php?p=3328165&postcount=30

Are they conservative Christians like you?

Response to an email from one of my Alaska friends, I asked what he thought of her:

Sarah Palin is quite possibly the only politician I've been excited about. She actually seems to do the right thing for her constituents. Her becoming his VP has pretty much swung me to voting for McCain.

She's done an incredible job, especially after Frank Murkowski, who was a complete and utter douchebag.

Having kids doesn't mess up your face.. I'd like to see a picture of her stomach

Let's see...

<img src="http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2008-08/41940673.jpg">

She looks pretty slim there...

Google is searching pretty slow, I can't find anything that loads where she's not wearing a suit.

So I hope every female in America sees through this and doesn't vote based on gender. I'm hoping for too much though.

Yes, just like all of the blacks in America won't vote based on race, right?

i hope she gets elected and then a sex tape surfaces

just think if they got elected and john mccain boned her! scandal of the century!

seriously. his wife would be all 'WHAT ABOUT ALL THIS E.D. TALK HMMM?!?!?!?"

Let's see...

<img src="http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2008-08/41940673.jpg">

She looks pretty slim there...

Google is searching pretty slow, I can't find anything that loads where she's not wearing a suit.

no no.. You know what I mean.. woman can appear slim.. but some get their stomachs destroyed with stretch marks by having kids... leaving loose, wrinkly skin

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff232/Bacidolci8/cindtcrawfordPCN_468x447.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

mmhmm

That's possible, but if her stomach does look like that, at least she hides it well...

That's possible, but if her stomach does look like that, at least she hides it well...
its not like pant suits are the most revealing...

http://i8.tinypic.com/85o2icj.jpg

so just imagine the politician.

its not like pant suits are the most revealing...
+ ALASKA

go away jokey

That's possible, but if her stomach does look like that, at least she hides it well...

anyone can hide it well... my mom is tiny, but i ruined her stomach and she complains about it.. you would never be able to tell in regular clothes.. i have a friend who is the same way.. nice body except for that area after two kids.. she wears spank or whatever they are call though too... It doesnt happen to all woman though, just depends on the elasticity of your skin I guess

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/Sarahpalincrop2.jpg
"I can't claim a Bill Clinton and say that I never inhaled."

Alaskans with their furs...

that looks fake to me

Then she's a cheap-ass bitch with no taste. Pretty sad for the wife of an oilman.

So if McCain dies from a (not unlikely) heart-attack, that lady would be the mightiest person in the world.

Brr.

I wonder if she has fur panties to cover her frigid icy vagina.

anyone can hide it well... my mom is tiny, but i ruined her stomach and she complains about it.. you would never be able to tell in regular clothes.. i have a friend who is the same way.. nice body except for that area after two kids.. she wears spank or whatever they are call though too... It doesnt happen to all woman though, just depends on the elasticity of your skin I guess

God damn, guys, I'm just saying, she's had 5 children and she's not a fat ass.

Do you people have to disagree with everything?

nobody is being hostile here.. .. im not saying she doesnt look good. But having kids doesnt fuck up your face.. it's usually only things that can be seen while wearing intimates .. for all we knows her stomach looks like a cats ass..

But having kids doesnt fuck up your face.. it's usually only things that can be seen while wearing intimates ..

1) I never said having kids fucks up your face
2) There are alot of people who have alot of kids, and gain a ton of weight. She didn't gain a ton of weight. Regardless of her stomach possibly being stretched out, I hope I can keep weight off when I have kids. That's what I was saying.

This is the fucking weirdest argument ever.

This is the fucking weirdest argument ever.
Starla was right, let's keep women out of the White House

Or you could just call it Red House every four weeks.

Or you could just call it Red House every four weeks.

I'll call it the Red House every day if the socialists in the Democratic Party get elected

Your idea of socialism is really... weird, you know.

1) I never said having kids fucks up your face


I know but you said she looks great based on the pictures we have.. and those are mostly of her face.. and in the others she is wearing pant suits.. so maybe she looks great or maybe she is wearing a girdle and concealing it well..

Better dead than red, bro.

Ok.

i appreciate your support mr. nimrod's son.

What a clever troll.

What a clever troll.

http://forums.netphoria.org/customavatars/avatar7734_1.gif

my personal milf pics since I'm no longer posting them on netphoria anymore


http://www.spraguephoto.com/stock/images/Ghana/7715%20Ghana%20Woman%20feeding%20twins%20Bongo%20n ear%20Bolgatanga.jpg

damn.. i thought they were going to be pics of you

It is.

anyone need to breast feed? i have plenty of milk.

i have to go pack before I miss my flight. have a wonderful weekend :)

wut

www.vpilf.com

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2351/1903451448_635a36aed2_o.jpg

<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/LauraRoslin.jpg" alt="amirite?">

<img src="http://www.adampieniazek.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/mccainortigh.png">

Her oldest daughter looks hot

http://tizona.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/sarah_palin_02.jpg

http://www.huffingtonpost.com//gadgets/slideshows/248/webpix//slide_248_6.jpeg

you can have the oldest daughter, i want number 2!

I do find this woman attractive.

just think if they got elected and john mccain boned her! scandal of the century!

I think McCain likes his bitches to have a couple billion in the bank before he leaves his family for them.

mr. mccain won't touch me :/

I didn't know you could get so tan in Alaska

i appreciate your support mr. nimrod's son.

oh don't get the idea that i'm voting for you. i'd put it in your pooper though.

anyone need to breast feed? i have plenty of milk.

*raises hand*

careful Mike her vag is full of razor blades.

doesn't that hurt her vag?

careful Mike her vag is full of razor blades.

my dick will be so hard that it wouldn't matter

doesn't that hurt her vag?

I reckon

http://www.huffingtonpost.com//gadgets/slideshows/248/webpix//slide_248_6.jpeg

she has crabs too!

this bitch killed Christopher McCandless :(

You dewds have weird taste in women.

McCain had met her once before offering her the position. This could get interesting.

meh

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x275/wytchocolate/Drillheredrillnow.jpg

meh

Looks fake.

Looks fake.

thats what she said

Pretty sure that's a photoshop. I can tell from some of the pixels, and because I've seen quite a few photoshops in my time.

Harriet Miers anyone?

Harriet Miers anyone?

I wonder if anyone's picked a VP and then tried to do a take-back.

check le shadows.

I wonder if anyone's picked a VP and then tried to do a take-back.

If McCain's serious about winning then we'll see. Maybe "she'll suddenly back out... for personal reasons," or something.

After five kids I don't know if I would fuck her, but I'd let her blow me.

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

This thread is racist.

"A man could go far, knowing his rights like you do," said Granny.
"But right now he should go home."

Pretty sure that's a photoshop. I can tell from some of the pixels, and because I've seen quite a few photoshops in my time.

Does anyone have this picture? I have been looking for it for some time

Seriously though for a moment, most of the boards I look at people are just cracking sex jokes about her, nobody this pick seriously even for one minute, I am sure this will backfire for McCain.

andrew, important issues are being raised in another thread.
please direct your attention.

Does anyone have this picture? I have been looking for it for some time

<img src="http://www.cyclechaos.com/wiki/images/thumb/f/fa/Looks_shopped.jpg/250px-Looks_shopped.jpg">

just think if they got elected and john mccain boned her! scandal of the century!

This occurred to me and I can honestly see it happening in eight years.

If you were McCain, you'd do the same.

I'd guess that his shit doesn't even work right anymore at his old age.

he has two options: viagra or cigar

again, how are american politics different from sports? someone here once answered "there are no hot cheerleaders", but it seems the circle is now complete

Seriously though for a moment, most of the boards I look at people are just cracking sex jokes about her, nobody this pick seriously even for one minute, I am sure this will backfire for McCain.

I'm sorry monte, I don't understand what you are trying to say

this bitch killed Christopher McCandless :(

haha

well he's got the trophy wife. so why are we surprised when he picks a trophy VP?

trophy eh? i'm a strong woman you sexist pig! i thought you dems were pro lady but apparantly that only counts for when you're sitting next to bubba in the gentleman's club. you can vote for a black fella but blacks are only 20% of the population or you can be truely progressive and vote for a lady while womens encompass 50% of the population. i thought you dems were for equal rights!

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John McCain wishes he were Bruce Willis in that movie where he has nearly an identical name and he saves those ufuckers form that ggucking shit. Remember? Yeah, John McClane or something. Bruce. Close right??????

More shit to regret tomorrrow motning.

you must be a democrat with your blah blah blah blah blah with no substance. as the candidate for vice presidency of the united states i would support an initiative lowering the age of consent so that you may bed that gal in your avatar as long as you promise not to abort the watermellon headed baby you create and you agree to hand out fliers in the state you live in for McCain/Palin 2008

More shit to regret tomorrrow motning.

i would not support your right to RU-486 your posts in this thread as i believe the life of a post begins at initial typing no matter how vapid or ridiculous it is.