View Full Version : McCain VP = MILF


TuralyonW3
08-29-2008, 10:38 AM
http://askpang.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/sabine5.jpg

TuralyonW3
08-29-2008, 10:41 AM
http://wonkette.com/assets/resources/2006/12/Miss%20Wasilla%201984.jpghttp://eyeball-series.org/hacker/pict132.jpg

TuralyonW3
08-29-2008, 10:43 AM
keep in mind she's a super-far-right cunt

duovamp
08-29-2008, 10:45 AM
I don't think she has the experience necessary to be president when McCain dies in nine months. Therefore I would not do her.

sppunk
08-29-2008, 10:46 AM
<img src=http://www.drudgereport.com/spm.jpg>
<img src=http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_04/PalinDM3110_468x369.jpg>

TuralyonW3
08-29-2008, 10:47 AM
i just skeeted on the fish pic

Mo
08-29-2008, 10:58 AM
She looks a bit like Tina Fey.

What a cheap move, he seems to get more and more desperate.

Thaniel Buckner
08-29-2008, 11:03 AM
we are a nation of morons.

TuralyonW3
08-29-2008, 11:05 AM
we'll get what we deserve

Andrew_Pakula
08-29-2008, 11:06 AM
http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/palin-in-the-car.jpg

http://images.morris.com/images/juneau/mdControlled/cms/2008/05/05/275624130.jpg

http://www.southernappeal.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/mccainpalin1.jpg

TuralyonW3
08-29-2008, 11:06 AM
I'm trying to keep this thread separate and lighter than the politics thread, but I can't help but point out :

She's super-far-right (more than McCain), under investigation by her state for scandal, and has an oilman as a husband.

Andrew_Pakula
08-29-2008, 11:06 AM
Someone needs to photoshop this one:

http://smugpuppies.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/palinportrait.jpg

duovamp
08-29-2008, 11:13 AM
I'm trying to keep this thread separate and lighter than the politics thread, but I can't help but point out :

She's super-far-right (more than McCain), under investigation by her state for scandal, and has an oilman as a husband.

If I say I'm an oilman, you will agree.

JokeyLoki
08-29-2008, 11:14 AM
She is really cute... 5 kids and she still looks like that? Damn!

I have some friends that live in Alaska, they said she's done some good things for the State. Hmm.

Interesting.

hnibos
08-29-2008, 11:15 AM
Someone needs to photoshop this one:

http://smugpuppies.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/palinportrait.jpg

well at least someone in the executive branch will be able to use a computer.

Caine Walker
08-29-2008, 11:24 AM
she looks like a real bitch to me.

hnibos
08-29-2008, 11:25 AM
So I hope every female in America sees through this and doesn't vote based on gender. I'm hoping for too much though.

duovamp
08-29-2008, 11:27 AM
At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.

Andrew_Pakula
08-29-2008, 12:12 PM
http://www.netphoria.org/images/palin_netphoria.jpg

She reads Netphoria

TuralyonW3
08-29-2008, 12:12 PM
^win

JUnderscore
08-29-2008, 12:13 PM
I spent 3 months in Alaska last year and couldn't take my eyes off the TV whenever she was on. :blush:
I also know that the locals (Anchorage) complained A LOT about her performance.

TuralyonW3
08-29-2008, 12:14 PM
According to the tv commentators, her main qualification is being a mom.

hnibos
08-29-2008, 12:20 PM
haha

Mo
08-29-2008, 12:21 PM
I have some friends that live in Alaska, they said she's done some good things for the State. Hmm.

Like?

Esty
08-29-2008, 12:22 PM
After five kids I don't know if I would fuck her, but I'd let her blow me.

JokeyLoki
08-29-2008, 12:24 PM
Like?

I haven't talked to them since they mentioned it, so I don't know specifics. They just said they liked her.

I'll ask next time I talk to them.

TuralyonW3
08-29-2008, 12:31 PM
I haven't talked to them since they mentioned it, so I don't know specifics. They just said they liked her.

I'll ask next time I talk to them.

Are they conservative Christians like you?

JokeyLoki
08-29-2008, 12:33 PM
Nope... they're more socially liberal, and not Christian.

Sarah Palin
08-29-2008, 12:56 PM
hey everyone I wanted to thank you all for your support. with the announcement this morning I feel now is the time to come out of the shadows and reveal that I've been lurking here for many years. thanks for the kind words and I sincerely hope that in time you will see me as a viable vice-presidential candidate and not just as a milf.



ps Esty call me!

SlingeroGuitaro
08-29-2008, 12:58 PM
boobs plz k thx

ohnoitsbonnie
08-29-2008, 01:01 PM
YEAH! Post your tits you dumb bitch >:[

alexthestampede
08-29-2008, 01:03 PM
Someone needs to photoshop this one:

http://smugpuppies.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/palinportrait.jpg

http://www.netphoria.org/images/palin_netphoria.jpg

She reads Netphoria



AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAAA

Esty
08-29-2008, 01:04 PM
ps Esty call me!

PM sent.

frugalscotsman
08-29-2008, 02:03 PM
After five kids I don't know if I would fuck her, but I'd let her blow me.

that's why god invented the backdoor

SlingeroGuitaro
08-29-2008, 02:05 PM
general brown star

Sarcastic Smile
08-29-2008, 02:14 PM
She is really cute... 5 kids and she still looks like that? Damn!



Having kids doesn't mess up your face.. I'd like to see a picture of her stomach

duovamp
08-29-2008, 02:25 PM
http://forums.netphoria.org/showpost.php?p=3328165&postcount=30

JokeyLoki
08-29-2008, 02:26 PM
Are they conservative Christians like you?

Response to an email from one of my Alaska friends, I asked what he thought of her:

Sarah Palin is quite possibly the only politician I've been excited about. She actually seems to do the right thing for her constituents. Her becoming his VP has pretty much swung me to voting for McCain.

She's done an incredible job, especially after Frank Murkowski, who was a complete and utter douchebag.

JokeyLoki
08-29-2008, 02:28 PM
Having kids doesn't mess up your face.. I'd like to see a picture of her stomach

Let's see...

<img src="http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2008-08/41940673.jpg">

She looks pretty slim there...

Google is searching pretty slow, I can't find anything that loads where she's not wearing a suit.

Nimrod's Son
08-29-2008, 02:31 PM
So I hope every female in America sees through this and doesn't vote based on gender. I'm hoping for too much though.

Yes, just like all of the blacks in America won't vote based on race, right?

Nimrod's Son
08-29-2008, 02:33 PM
i hope she gets elected and then a sex tape surfaces

alexthestampede
08-29-2008, 02:33 PM
just think if they got elected and john mccain boned her! scandal of the century!

SlingeroGuitaro
08-29-2008, 02:34 PM
seriously. his wife would be all 'WHAT ABOUT ALL THIS E.D. TALK HMMM?!?!?!?"

Sarcastic Smile
08-29-2008, 02:39 PM
Let's see...

<img src="http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2008-08/41940673.jpg">

She looks pretty slim there...

Google is searching pretty slow, I can't find anything that loads where she's not wearing a suit.

no no.. You know what I mean.. woman can appear slim.. but some get their stomachs destroyed with stretch marks by having kids... leaving loose, wrinkly skin

Sarcastic Smile
08-29-2008, 02:41 PM
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff232/Bacidolci8/cindtcrawfordPCN_468x447.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

SlingeroGuitaro
08-29-2008, 02:42 PM
mmhmm

JokeyLoki
08-29-2008, 02:44 PM
That's possible, but if her stomach does look like that, at least she hides it well...

SlingeroGuitaro
08-29-2008, 02:46 PM
That's possible, but if her stomach does look like that, at least she hides it well...
its not like pant suits are the most revealing...

http://i8.tinypic.com/85o2icj.jpg

hnibos
08-29-2008, 02:46 PM
so just imagine the politician.

GlasgowKiss
08-29-2008, 02:48 PM
its not like pant suits are the most revealing...
+ ALASKA

go away jokey

Sarcastic Smile
08-29-2008, 02:50 PM
That's possible, but if her stomach does look like that, at least she hides it well...

anyone can hide it well... my mom is tiny, but i ruined her stomach and she complains about it.. you would never be able to tell in regular clothes.. i have a friend who is the same way.. nice body except for that area after two kids.. she wears spank or whatever they are call though too... It doesnt happen to all woman though, just depends on the elasticity of your skin I guess

frugalscotsman
08-29-2008, 02:52 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/Sarahpalincrop2.jpg
"I can't claim a Bill Clinton and say that I never inhaled."

duovamp
08-29-2008, 02:57 PM
Alaskans with their furs...

Sarcastic Smile
08-29-2008, 02:58 PM
that looks fake to me

duovamp
08-29-2008, 02:59 PM
Then she's a cheap-ass bitch with no taste. Pretty sad for the wife of an oilman.

Mo
08-29-2008, 03:00 PM
So if McCain dies from a (not unlikely) heart-attack, that lady would be the mightiest person in the world.

Brr.

duovamp
08-29-2008, 03:01 PM
I wonder if she has fur panties to cover her frigid icy vagina.

JokeyLoki
08-29-2008, 03:02 PM
anyone can hide it well... my mom is tiny, but i ruined her stomach and she complains about it.. you would never be able to tell in regular clothes.. i have a friend who is the same way.. nice body except for that area after two kids.. she wears spank or whatever they are call though too... It doesnt happen to all woman though, just depends on the elasticity of your skin I guess

God damn, guys, I'm just saying, she's had 5 children and she's not a fat ass.

Do you people have to disagree with everything?

Sarcastic Smile
08-29-2008, 03:05 PM
nobody is being hostile here.. .. im not saying she doesnt look good. But having kids doesnt fuck up your face.. it's usually only things that can be seen while wearing intimates .. for all we knows her stomach looks like a cats ass..

JokeyLoki
08-29-2008, 03:08 PM
But having kids doesnt fuck up your face.. it's usually only things that can be seen while wearing intimates ..

1) I never said having kids fucks up your face
2) There are alot of people who have alot of kids, and gain a ton of weight. She didn't gain a ton of weight. Regardless of her stomach possibly being stretched out, I hope I can keep weight off when I have kids. That's what I was saying.

duovamp
08-29-2008, 03:11 PM
This is the fucking weirdest argument ever.

Nimrod's Son
08-29-2008, 03:15 PM
This is the fucking weirdest argument ever.
Starla was right, let's keep women out of the White House

Mo
08-29-2008, 03:18 PM
Or you could just call it Red House every four weeks.

Nimrod's Son
08-29-2008, 03:19 PM
Or you could just call it Red House every four weeks.

I'll call it the Red House every day if the socialists in the Democratic Party get elected

Mo
08-29-2008, 03:29 PM
Your idea of socialism is really... weird, you know.

Sarcastic Smile
08-29-2008, 03:29 PM
1) I never said having kids fucks up your face


I know but you said she looks great based on the pictures we have.. and those are mostly of her face.. and in the others she is wearing pant suits.. so maybe she looks great or maybe she is wearing a girdle and concealing it well..

Nimrod's Son
08-29-2008, 03:30 PM
Better dead than red, bro.

JokeyLoki
08-29-2008, 03:30 PM
Ok.

Sarah Palin
08-29-2008, 04:22 PM
i appreciate your support mr. nimrod's son.

Mo
08-29-2008, 04:23 PM
What a clever troll.

Sarah Palin
08-29-2008, 04:24 PM
What a clever troll.

http://forums.netphoria.org/customavatars/avatar7734_1.gif

Starla
08-29-2008, 04:29 PM
my personal milf pics since I'm no longer posting them on netphoria anymore


http://www.spraguephoto.com/stock/images/Ghana/7715%20Ghana%20Woman%20feeding%20twins%20Bongo%20n ear%20Bolgatanga.jpg

Sarcastic Smile
08-29-2008, 04:31 PM
damn.. i thought they were going to be pics of you

Future Boy
08-29-2008, 04:36 PM
It is.

Starla
08-29-2008, 04:38 PM
anyone need to breast feed? i have plenty of milk.

Starla
08-29-2008, 04:40 PM
i have to go pack before I miss my flight. have a wonderful weekend :)

ohnoitsbonnie
08-29-2008, 05:30 PM
wut

wHATcOLOR
08-29-2008, 05:40 PM
www.vpilf.com

Banana
08-29-2008, 05:58 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2351/1903451448_635a36aed2_o.jpg

tear stained glass
08-29-2008, 06:04 PM
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/LauraRoslin.jpg" alt="amirite?">

JokeyLoki
08-29-2008, 06:05 PM
<img src="http://www.adampieniazek.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/mccainortigh.png">

Banana
08-29-2008, 06:05 PM
Her oldest daughter looks hot

http://tizona.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/sarah_palin_02.jpg

http://www.huffingtonpost.com//gadgets/slideshows/248/webpix//slide_248_6.jpeg

frugalscotsman
08-29-2008, 06:14 PM
you can have the oldest daughter, i want number 2!

jczeroman
08-29-2008, 06:17 PM
I do find this woman attractive.

Travis Meeks
08-29-2008, 06:27 PM
just think if they got elected and john mccain boned her! scandal of the century!

I think McCain likes his bitches to have a couple billion in the bank before he leaves his family for them.

Sarah Palin
08-29-2008, 06:29 PM
mr. mccain won't touch me :/

ohnoitsbonnie
08-29-2008, 06:34 PM
I didn't know you could get so tan in Alaska

Nimrod's Son
08-29-2008, 06:37 PM
i appreciate your support mr. nimrod's son.

oh don't get the idea that i'm voting for you. i'd put it in your pooper though.

Nimrod's Son
08-29-2008, 06:38 PM
anyone need to breast feed? i have plenty of milk.

*raises hand*

Travis Meeks
08-29-2008, 06:41 PM
careful Mike her vag is full of razor blades.

neopryn
08-29-2008, 06:54 PM
doesn't that hurt her vag?

Nimrod's Son
08-29-2008, 06:59 PM
careful Mike her vag is full of razor blades.

my dick will be so hard that it wouldn't matter

Travis Meeks
08-29-2008, 07:02 PM
doesn't that hurt her vag?

I reckon

shannon
08-29-2008, 07:03 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com//gadgets/slideshows/248/webpix//slide_248_6.jpeg

she has crabs too!

Travis Meeks
08-29-2008, 07:08 PM
this bitch killed Christopher McCandless :(

barden
08-29-2008, 08:32 PM
You dewds have weird taste in women.

Mo
08-29-2008, 09:08 PM
McCain had met her once before offering her the position. This could get interesting.

ravenguy2000
08-29-2008, 09:09 PM
meh

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x275/wytchocolate/Drillheredrillnow.jpg

meh

Mo
08-29-2008, 09:15 PM
Looks fake.

Michael Scott
08-29-2008, 09:18 PM
Looks fake.

thats what she said

JokeyLoki
08-29-2008, 09:20 PM
Pretty sure that's a photoshop. I can tell from some of the pixels, and because I've seen quite a few photoshops in my time.

duovamp
08-29-2008, 09:22 PM
Harriet Miers anyone?

ravenguy2000
08-29-2008, 09:23 PM
Harriet Miers anyone?

I wonder if anyone's picked a VP and then tried to do a take-back.

barden
08-29-2008, 09:23 PM
check le shadows.

duovamp
08-29-2008, 09:26 PM
I wonder if anyone's picked a VP and then tried to do a take-back.

If McCain's serious about winning then we'll see. Maybe "she'll suddenly back out... for personal reasons," or something.

ChaosEffect
08-29-2008, 09:34 PM
After five kids I don't know if I would fuck her, but I'd let her blow me.

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

barden
08-29-2008, 09:41 PM
This thread is racist.

"A man could go far, knowing his rights like you do," said Granny.
"But right now he should go home."

Andrew_Pakula
08-29-2008, 11:35 PM
Pretty sure that's a photoshop. I can tell from some of the pixels, and because I've seen quite a few photoshops in my time.

Does anyone have this picture? I have been looking for it for some time

Andrew_Pakula
08-29-2008, 11:37 PM
Seriously though for a moment, most of the boards I look at people are just cracking sex jokes about her, nobody this pick seriously even for one minute, I am sure this will backfire for McCain.

barden
08-29-2008, 11:47 PM
andrew, important issues are being raised in another thread.
please direct your attention.

JokeyLoki
08-29-2008, 11:58 PM
Does anyone have this picture? I have been looking for it for some time

<img src="http://www.cyclechaos.com/wiki/images/thumb/f/fa/Looks_shopped.jpg/250px-Looks_shopped.jpg">

killtrocity
08-30-2008, 01:32 AM
just think if they got elected and john mccain boned her! scandal of the century!

This occurred to me and I can honestly see it happening in eight years.

If you were McCain, you'd do the same.

Banana
08-30-2008, 01:43 AM
I'd guess that his shit doesn't even work right anymore at his old age.

killtrocity
08-30-2008, 01:52 AM
he has two options: viagra or cigar

again, how are american politics different from sports? someone here once answered "there are no hot cheerleaders", but it seems the circle is now complete

Sarcastic Smile
08-30-2008, 02:46 AM
Seriously though for a moment, most of the boards I look at people are just cracking sex jokes about her, nobody this pick seriously even for one minute, I am sure this will backfire for McCain.

I'm sorry monte, I don't understand what you are trying to say

redbreegull
08-30-2008, 03:05 AM
this bitch killed Christopher McCandless :(

haha

Debaser
08-30-2008, 03:17 AM
well he's got the trophy wife. so why are we surprised when he picks a trophy VP?

Sarah Palin
08-30-2008, 03:24 AM
trophy eh? i'm a strong woman you sexist pig! i thought you dems were pro lady but apparantly that only counts for when you're sitting next to bubba in the gentleman's club. you can vote for a black fella but blacks are only 20% of the population or you can be truely progressive and vote for a lady while womens encompass 50% of the population. i thought you dems were for equal rights!

duovamp
08-30-2008, 03:24 AM
Kaba laba laba laba laba!!!!!!!KL:EFJKL:SD JL:KADJ:SKLAJKL:S JKL:ASJKLASDJKLJKL:ASD
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ASDJKL:AJSKL:DJAKL:SD

duovamp
08-30-2008, 03:27 AM
John McCain wishes he were Bruce Willis in that movie where he has nearly an identical name and he saves those ufuckers form that ggucking shit. Remember? Yeah, John McClane or something. Bruce. Close right??????

duovamp
08-30-2008, 03:28 AM
More shit to regret tomorrrow motning.

Sarah Palin
08-30-2008, 03:29 AM
you must be a democrat with your blah blah blah blah blah with no substance. as the candidate for vice presidency of the united states i would support an initiative lowering the age of consent so that you may bed that gal in your avatar as long as you promise not to abort the watermellon headed baby you create and you agree to hand out fliers in the state you live in for McCain/Palin 2008

Sarah Palin
08-30-2008, 03:30 AM
More shit to regret tomorrrow motning.

i would not support your right to RU-486 your posts in this thread as i believe the life of a post begins at initial typing no matter how vapid or ridiculous it is.