View Full Version : Monte, did you go to a public high school or were you homeschooled?


sppunk
08-29-2008, 08:12 AM
Just curious.

Or are there Mormon parochial schools?

RockLobster
08-29-2008, 08:34 AM
mormon brainwashing daycare.

sppunk
08-29-2008, 07:53 PM
Monte, why are you ignoring this?

Did you really not even attend any high school at all?

Rider
08-29-2008, 08:28 PM
This seems like it must be one of those things that Montes not allowed to talk about. Kind of like the underwear.

SlingeroGuitaro
08-29-2008, 08:30 PM
is there an underwear story i missed

Mo
08-29-2008, 08:34 PM
Dun dun dun.

neopryn
08-29-2008, 08:55 PM
is there an underwear story i missedhe doesn't wear any

Rider
08-29-2008, 11:00 PM
is there an underwear story i missed

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_garment

I've never met a Mormon willing to talk about it.

To members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, the temple garment represents the sacred and personal aspects of their relationship with God. For this reason, Church leaders discourage members from discussing the garment in a casual or disrespectful manner. One church leader has compared the garment to the clerical vestments worn by clergy of other churches

Travis Meeks
08-29-2008, 11:08 PM
"In 1923, a letter from Heber J. Grant to Stake and Temple Presidents, stated that after careful and prayerful consideration it was unanimously decided by the First Presidency and Council of the Twelve of the LDS Church, that the following modifications would be permitted to the garments:"


How can people take religon seriously? " Father, we seek guidance, show us the way to shorter sleeves for our underwear"

SlingeroGuitaro
08-29-2008, 11:20 PM
the hilarity grows

Fattening Ass
08-29-2008, 11:28 PM
MONTE BUILDS GIANT SNES CONTROLLER

<img src="http://gizmodo.com/assets/images/gallery/4/2008/08/medium_2809391098_d2aed84df9_o.jpg">

Ol' Couch Ass
08-30-2008, 02:16 AM
The people want to know.............................................. ............................

Sarah Palin
08-30-2008, 02:35 AM
monte do you want to be my personal assistant? i'll make a man out of you!!!

Cool As Ice Cream
08-30-2008, 05:31 AM
MONTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT YOU BELIEVE IN FREEDOM OF SPEECH?!?

memories_unwind
08-30-2008, 05:35 AM
http://www.zott.de/var/corporate_site/storage/images/media/dt/images/unsere_marken/produktabbildungen/monte_6er/5604-2-ger-DE/monte_6er_picproduct.jpg

The Jesus
08-30-2008, 05:50 AM
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/2456/delmontetn9.jpg

Mo
08-30-2008, 05:55 AM
http://www.zott.de/var/corporate_site/storage/images/media/dt/images/unsere_marken/produktabbildungen/monte_6er/5604-2-ger-DE/monte_6er_picproduct.jpg

I love that stuff.

alexthestampede
08-30-2008, 08:51 AM
claims that Joseph Smith's treasure hunting activities in his youth[59] (couched by critics as "money digging") lend support to the theory that he fabricated the Book of Mormon.[32] Smith was employed to find treasure using a variety of methods, including scrying[60] and use of divining rods. In 1826, after a former business partner accused him of not coming through on a promise to find treasure, Smith was arrested, tried, and found guilty by a justice of the peace in Bainbridge, New York.[61]


Lol

sleeper
08-30-2008, 09:01 AM
claims that Joseph Smith's treasure hunting activities in his youth[59] (couched by critics as "money digging") lend support to the theory that he fabricated the Book of Mormon.[32] Smith was employed to find treasure using a variety of methods, including scrying[60] and use of divining rods. In 1826, after a former business partner accused him of not coming through on a promise to find treasure, Smith was arrested, tried, and found guilty by a justice of the peace in Bainbridge, New York.[61]


Lol

wouldnt get to uppity there, christian, jesus was a con artist in his own right

alexthestampede
08-30-2008, 09:26 AM
sure it's all pretty questionable, but going to court for failure to deliver on a <i>business agreement to find treasure</i> is a bit more comical

Ever
08-30-2008, 09:29 AM
http://www.zott.de/var/corporate_site/storage/images/media/dt/images/unsere_marken/produktabbildungen/monte_6er/5604-2-ger-DE/monte_6er_picproduct.jpgThat looks so nice ;_;

sleeper
08-30-2008, 09:36 AM
sure it's all pretty questionable, but going to court for failure to deliver on a <i>business agreement to find treasure</i> is a bit more comical

it is more comical, yes, but only because there hasnt been 2000 years of widespread social acceptance of it. if it had that, itd seem as "reasonable" as god somehow impregnating a virgin.

GlasgowKiss
08-30-2008, 10:41 AM
This isnt about the faith though this is about the man. I mean you say jesus was deluded and christians can go 'nah', but you say Joseph Smith was deluded and slam some evidence down and mormons will wet their temple garments.

I mean there is a coherence in jesus being generally normal in all fields other than the religious, but joseph smith was an all-round wackjob.

Im not good at conveying ideas today.

sppunk
08-30-2008, 10:52 AM
MONTE, YOU ARE CURRENTLY VIEWING THIS THREAD.

Answer the question, dude!

RockLobster
08-30-2008, 01:54 PM
i'm sorry, my first reply was pretty rude of me. I apologize monte, do you accept my apology?

barden
08-30-2008, 06:49 PM
I dont think Monte should feel he needs to answer this question.
If you folk started prying me for personal information, after being so obviously agressive towards me, I'd ignore you too.

You've become the bullies that bullied you. You empower yourself by attacking others on the internet.



Would you like to have sex with me, all of you, at the same time
?

I will exclude monte from this invitation, as it was cause awkward conflicts with his faith.

RockLobster
08-30-2008, 06:50 PM
I dont think Monte should feel he needs to ask this question.


well maybe he should answer it.

barden
08-30-2008, 06:57 PM
i already did the edit! I was swift, you were slightly swifter.

GlasgowKiss
08-31-2008, 06:40 AM
I will exclude monte from this invitation, as it was cause awkward conflicts with his faith.
Get the fuck off bardens account monte you weird nasty motherfucker.

Rider
08-31-2008, 10:06 AM
It's cute when the board retards band together and try to fight back.