In this thread, I am volunteering to be your grammar checker. If someone like me has to do it, you know it is really bad.

if billy WAS to buy this site, wouldn't just another site open up and TAKES IT place?

Netphoria2.org


if Billy were to buy this site, wouldn't just another site open up and take its place

credits: Ted

My concern is that too many casual fans will clutter the board with topics of little value to the avid fan who doesn’t want to discuss what is the Pumpkins best album was or what is the best song OFF OF MCIS.

What IS the Pumpkins best album WAS- maybe 'what the Pumpkins' best album was'?
What is the best song on/off MCIS.

They might feel like the band is ignored them.

They might feel like the band ignores them

This will be the longest thread in Internet history.

I think he is frustrated with the whole topic of the multiply colors.
to multiply is a verb, Monte. You probably meant 'multiple'

This will be the longest thread in Internet history.

ha

If the band interacts at all I think that if THEIR is a topic of great interest with pages and pages of solid conversation.
you frequently use 'their' when you want to say 'there'.

if billy was to buy this site, wouldn't just another site open up and takes it place?

Netphoria2.org

wouldn't just another site open up and take it place, NOT TAKES it place

also:
if billy were to buy
take its place

Billy SEEM to see GATMOG a waste... i don't see him going back to that old well for water

Billy (and pretty much every third person) seems to see, not seem to see

also: if billy were to buy

I was about to say that...

This will be the longest thread in Internet history.

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also: if billy were to buythanks, Ted. I am sure both I and Monte appreciate your help.

also:
if billy were to buy
take its place
let's start another thread: Ropey, this thread is for you

uh huh

uh huhalso, please don't mumble: say it clearly: Thank you, Ted.

i don't see him talking about the color thing. but you can wish that he ADDRESS it however you'd like.

We know that THE at least Billy reads some stuff online. He MENTION that he knew anything he TOLD me would end up online. And he did know me by the name I use online.

We know that at least Billy reads some stuff online. He mentioned that he knew anything he tells me would end up online.

A few things to recall. I had 1 day to shoot with them. Which is in general 8-11am then start again about 2pm - 6pm (you don't want to SHOT when the sun is at its highest point. it makes for some harsh light)
We drove all over town. We didn't have enough time. But I also had no idea what I could get out of the 2 people.

If you could be understanding of just that fact that I don't know what kind of talent I am GOING WORK with, you might better see why it is at a stand still today

shoot-shot-shot
going to work

If you need something to do I have yard that needs watering

wow that one is a mess

If you need something to do I have yard that needs watering

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WATER SHORTAGE?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!!!

LDS education

"anything he told me would end up online" and "If you could be understanding of just that fact" are both fine.

standstill is one word.

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If you need something to do I have yard that needs watering

no. your parents have a yard that needs watering

If you need something to do I have yard that needs watering My watering skills are pretty good, thank you. My English is not. So thinking over your posts and getting feedback from Ted actually benefits both you and me.

'Netphoria....learning together, one step at a time 'or how it went

i think it's funny that ropeylopey is all apologetic for making small and largely irrelevant mistakes with what is not his first language while monte constantly shits all over his native language and doesn't care.

i think you would be SURPRISE. When i had MENTION LISA name some people look at me as if to say "Who?"

you would be surprised. I don't think you meant 'he is a surprise'.
come on, you're a big guy - use I not i when referring to yourself
had mentioned Lisa's name some people looked at me

some people looked at me

i will not comment on capitalization.

With this just being a 1hr show this is my predicted SHORTEN setlist:

maybe short or shortened?

i assume WHERE EVER you are it must be opposite day.
I thought wherever is a single word

it is.

If you need something to do I have yard that needs watering

Have you got any tapes that need stealing?

I HAVE YARD. KNEADS WATTERING

HtH lets see some i have yard lolmontes

yard as a mass noun doesn't seem like a bad idea.

"does this house have enough yard for a pool?" monte asked measuredly.

i think it's funny that ropeylopey is all apologetic for making small and largely irrelevant mistakes with what is not his first language while monte constantly shits all over his native language and doesn't care.

I'd be curious to have a conversation with Monte. I wonder if his spoken English is as jumbled as his written English.

RopeyLopey is perfectly understandable. I was thoroughly amused that we spent our entire time hanging out speaking in our second languages, as neither one of us speaks the other's native language.

oh man this is good.

This is painful. All of his posts in one place make me sad. Usually they are all spread out and I can just roll my eyes every so often. Right now all I want to do is send him my copy of Garner's Modern American Usage and force him to use it.

uh huh..

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-beaver-cant-hear-you.jpg

Uh huh nothing, dude. You might be able to string together long, eloquent sentences in real life and I do not think you are stupid but that's how you come across on here. I am not saying I am perfect or everybody else on here is but Jesus Christ, put a little fucking effort into it. Use spellcheck or look over your posts before you hit reply. Nobody on here is ever going to take anything you say seriously if you keep it up.

I have some good news, too. It looks like Monte turned on his spellcheck, at least.

turned... (that wasn't a joke, was it?)

but yeah, a spellchecker wouldn't catch anything in this thread so far.

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/worstconsole.png?from=rss

ah crap...
*looking into it*

ok it looks like AP MIGHT OF been removing the ads and that MIGHT OF messed some stuff up.

"might of" twice in the same sentence :noway:it brought even isle out of his lethargy

this reminds me of effloresce's hate tinged posts all in one place.

look at these europeans, they come into our country and take our jobs and then try to tell us how to speak our language

Ya, because IF Billy delivers more often THEN he doesn't. Making a new Smashing Pumpkin album. Having the band back on tour. All these broken promises..

because Billy delivers more often than he doesn't.

some shirts were sold in WOMENS
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because Billy delivers more often than he doesn't.

well this is grammatically correct at least. ;-P

Monte, I have peni that needs sucking

My watering skills are pretty good, thank you. My English is not. So thinking over your posts and getting feedback from Ted actually benefits both you and me.

'Netphoria....learning together, one step at a time 'or how it went

You speak english fairly well my friend. I only remember seeing one post of yours that made me scratch my head and think, "did his english get a whole lot worse, or is it just me??"
Within a day or so you were typing perfectly normal again. Not sure what that was about.

HEY FUCK YOU, BUDDY!

Monte, did you go to a public high school or were you homeschooled?

In summary: Monte's English just isn't good enough to be a mod.

this should be a strictly informational thread, folks. please take your personal criticisms elsewhere.

do you drive a green prius?

this picture is pretty poor quality. what city was this taken in?

I thought the quality of these pictures were suppose to be pretty high

I thought the quality of these pictures was supposed to be pretty high

i don't know that sounds like just an excuse to try not to EXCEPT what he is saying

you probably meant 'accept', not 'except'. Yes, they sound somewhat similar.

If SP came out with Z I would wonder if the singles WOULD OF been different.

would have?

quite ambitious of you ropey

look at these europeans, they come into our country and take our jobs and then try to tell us how to speak our language

Actually, we tell you how to properly speak an European language. Not yours. :banging:

Actually, we tell you how to properly speak an European language. Not yours. :banging:

I'll leave it for someone else to mock this.

sorry Monte. I am only viewing single posts, I don't read whole threads.

Maybe he just thinks there should be a lot of flaws in his every day scripture as well.

I think you wanted to say 'theoretical'
he was using pretend in response to Caine Walker's usage of that word. valid.

you wouldn't believe it but brain consists of MANY brain cells. Brain is not like a fuel cell.
this is exaggeration, suggesting that Caine Walker possesses not even the singular brain cell required to understand such a simple thing. valid.

also, a brain consists of MANY brain cells. A brain is not like a fuel cell.

who will watch the watchmen?

sorry Monte. I am only viewing single posts, I don't read whole threads.

what about? no biggie whatever it might be. i don't read very much of this tread either. i think we all do it. Just read something here and there when its not of any real interest.

what about? no biggie whatever it might be. i don't read very much of this tread either. i think we all do it. Just read something here and there when its not of any real interest.Ted explained to me why you used word 'pretend' and why you were referring to a single brain cell.

i don't read very much of this tread either.

lol :)

i see... Well i suggest you might want to find another hobby than reading every post i make. i appreciate the attention, but its not really the attention i am seeking.

ah 'oh the attention!', bullshit, you big queer.

I love how he makes it sound like he's got some amazing hobbies going on when in reality the only hobbies are corgan, filming corgan, stalking corgan, masturbating to corgan, and talking about corgan.

I love how he makes it sound like he's got some amazing hobbies going on when in reality the only hobbies are corgan, filming corgan, stalking corgan, masturbating to corgan, and talking about corgan.

and flying other corgan fans out on his dime to film them over corgan music

right- and your guy's hobbies are to try to act like big tough guys online. Uh, huh.

uh huh..

what is this uh huh business anyway

what does it mean

uh huh..

you seem to be saying it just as much as me. So maybe you can explain it.

right- and your guy's hobbies are to try to act like big tough guys online. Uh, huh.

You're the one modding the SP forum, tough guy.

you seem to be saying it just as much as me. So maybe you can explain it.



i never said it until i noticed you saying it, so perhaps you can explain it to me

right- and your guy's hobbies are to try to act like big tough guys online. Uh, huh.fly me to san fran on your dime and i'll kick the shit out of you

right- and your guy's hobbies are to try to act like big tough guys online. Uh, huh.


Nuh, uh.

yeah, huh!

Monte, answer my question: Did you go to a public high school or were you homeschooled?

Monte, answer my question: Did you go to a public high school or were you homeschooled?
omg why did i never think to ask this

right- and YOUR GUY'S hobbies are to try to act like big tough guys online. Uh, huh.


'and hobbies of you guys are' or simply 'your hobbies are' would be probably the best.

You are addressing more people, so it is definitely not 'your guy's'

i never said it until i noticed you saying it, so perhaps you can explain it to me

Jesse, you seem like a bright guy and I mean that. I am sure you can figure this one out.

"you guys' hobbies" would work. "your hobbies" doesn't make clear that the you is plural, and "hobbies of you guys" is just awkward.

edit: on second thought, the second half of the sentence does make the plural clear, so "your hobbies" is fine.

what about? no biggie whatever it might be. i don't read very much of this tread either. i think we all do it. Just read something here and there when its not of any real interest.

true

right- and your guy's hobbies are to try to act like big tough guys online. Uh, huh.

you seem to be saying it just as much as me. So maybe you can explain it.

people talk like this??

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k216/mrSprinklez/E-thug.jpg

this thread kills me. i can tolerate alot of bad internet speak but what makes this so much worse it that i think he tries to write "properly" and it just doesn't happen.

you don't find it more sad that some people have so much time to try to edit my every post like they were a editor for some magazine

you don't find it more sad that some people have so much time to try to edit my every post like they were a editor for some magazine


edit: i like cocks

you don't find it more sad that some people have so much time to try to edit my every post like they were a editor for some magazine


edit: i like cocks
you don't find it more sad that some people have so much time to try to edit my every post like they were a editor for some magazine


edit: i like cocks
you don't find it more sad that some people have so much time to try to edit my every post like they were a editor for some magazine


edit: i like cocks
you don't find it more sad that some people have so much time to try to edit my every post like they were a editor for some magazine


edit: i like cocks
you don't find it more sad that some people have so much time to try to edit my every post like they were a editor for some magazine


edit: i like cocks
<ftuy>

i knew it

I went to justin.tv but there isn't any video. :think:

you don't find it more sad that some people have so much time to try to edit my every post like they were A EDITOR for some magazine

there is nothing more sad than that some people have so much time to try to edit all my posts as if they were editors for some magazine

also, it 's an editor, not a editor


I explained my motivation for doing this in the post #26 in this thread.

also, shouldn't it be sadder?


edit: oh you kind of changed around what he was saying, nvm!

Monte, answer my question: Did you go to a public high school or were you homeschooled?,

Nimrod editing Monte's post is pretty childish.



edit: wait a second, I make videos with my underwear on top of my head

bahaha

i am an editor. does that mean i'm allowed?

ooh, somebody make me say something funny too!

me too me too!!

Reason: he makes videos with his underwear on top of his head


I never said they were mine! :blush:

monte probably has aspergers guys. you are all assholes.

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The monte bashing is getting old. Some of it was funny at first, but now it's just a bunch of jackasses ganging up on one person. The people who chose to go out to SF got a free ride and free meals just for the hell of it. Fuck....this is just stupid. Who cares if he throws the video in the toilet? Monte.... just stop fucking encouraging this.... all of this shit is fucking irritating.

Maybe he is dyslexic. We can't all be perfect in every way like *************.

i don't start the threads starla.. these people just don't have much of a life i guess

monte probably has aspergers guys. you are all assholes.

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:rofl:

fuck you guys. i never get to say funny things.

penis penis penis.

best i can do

so i guess it's safe to assume he was homeschooled? :-/

Many fine individuals have been homeschooled.

Presidents
George Washington
Thomas Jefferson
James Madison
John Quincy Adams
Abraham Lincoln
William Henry Harrison
Theodore F. Roosevelt

Governors
Patrick Henry [VA]
Charles Pickney III [SC]
Richard D. Spaight [NC]
William Livingston [NJ]
Richard Bassett [DE]

U.S. Senators and Congressmen
William S. Johnson [CT]
George Clymer [PA]
John Francis Mercer [MD]
William Blout [TN]
William Few [GA]

Scientists/Businessmen
Blaise Pascal
Booker T. Washington
Thomas Edison
Benjamin Franklin
Andrew Carnegie
John Stuart Mill


Chief Justices of U.S. Supreme Court
John Rutledge
John Jay
John Marshall

College Presidents
John Witherspoon -- Yale
Timothy Dwight -- Princeton
William S. Johnson -- Columbia

Preachers / Missionaries
John & Charles Wesley
John Owen
Johnathon Edwards
William Carey
Dwight D. Moody
John Newton
Hudson Taylor

Authors
Mark Twain
George Bernard Shaw
Irving Berlin
Charles Dickens
C.S. Lewis

Philosopher
Charles Montesquieu




Famous Women
Abigail Adams
Mercy Warren
Martha Washington
Florence Nightingale
Phyllis Wheatley
Agatha Christie
Pearl S. Buck

Generals
"Stonewall" Jackson
Robert E. Lee
Douglas MacArthur
George Patton

Artists
John Singleton Copley
Andrew Wyeth
Rembrandt Peale
Claude Money
Ansel Adams

Composers
Anton Bruckner
Felix Mendelssohn
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Francis Poulenc

monte probably has aspergers guys. you are all assholes.

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Many fine individuals have been homeschooled.


wow i wonder who spellchecked all those guys' posts

Nimrod editing Monte's post is pretty childish.



edit: wait a second, I make videos with my underwear on top of my head

hahaha

monte probably has aspergers guys. you are all assholes.

John, maybe it's good to check first what you are talking about. Have you ever come in contact with anyone with Asperger's syndrome? I did.

Monte simply doesn't give a shit about English.

I am not ridiculing Monte. It simply irritates me - especially while knowing Monte is not a total idiot. If someone made such a thread about my posts, I'd have welcomed it with open arms.

these people just don't have much of a life i guess

http://users.telenet.be/crush/images/DSCF5377.jpg

i once did it with a guy who has aspbergers

maybe i should have administered a spelling test first

i would guess that he's dyslexic.

if he's not and he simply doesn't care about english, then that's sad.

Many fine individuals have been homeschooled.

Presidents
George Washington
Thomas Jefferson
James Madison
John Quincy Adams
Abraham Lincoln
William Henry Harrison
Theodore F. Roosevelt

Governors
Patrick Henry [VA]
Charles Pickney III [SC]
Richard D. Spaight [NC]
William Livingston [NJ]
Richard Bassett [DE]

U.S. Senators and Congressmen
William S. Johnson [CT]
George Clymer [PA]
John Francis Mercer [MD]
William Blout [TN]
William Few [GA]

Scientists/Businessmen
Blaise Pascal
Booker T. Washington
Thomas Edison
Benjamin Franklin
Andrew Carnegie
John Stuart Mill


Chief Justices of U.S. Supreme Court
John Rutledge
John Jay
John Marshall

College Presidents
John Witherspoon -- Yale
Timothy Dwight -- Princeton
William S. Johnson -- Columbia

Preachers / Missionaries
John & Charles Wesley
John Owen
Johnathon Edwards
William Carey
Dwight D. Moody
John Newton
Hudson Taylor

Authors
Mark Twain
George Bernard Shaw
Irving Berlin
Charles Dickens
C.S. Lewis

Philosopher
Charles Montesquieu




Famous Women
Abigail Adams
Mercy Warren
Martha Washington
Florence Nightingale
Phyllis Wheatley
Agatha Christie
Pearl S. Buck

Generals
"Stonewall" Jackson
Robert E. Lee
Douglas MacArthur
George Patton

Artists
John Singleton Copley
Andrew Wyeth
Rembrandt Peale
Claude Money
Ansel Adams

Composers
Anton Bruckner
Felix Mendelssohn
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Francis Poulenc

Douchebags
Monte

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i once did it with a guy who has aspbergers

did you feel like you're getting some love back?

I mean it emotionally ;).

asberger's isn't real

I suppose you are kidding, but Asperger's is a kind of autism.

i thought aspergers was the first "form" of autism discovered, basically autist people with special abilities in certain fields and after everything was more formalised it was somehow integrated into a wider "spectrum" of autism only because the term was so familiar. i'm not sure though.

I always thought Monte had whatever Dudley had in The Royal Tenenbaums

i prefer to just call him retarded

sorry for bringing this up again, but I cannot help it:


As I understand it was SUPPOSE to be an ad for Windows Vista.

suppose-supposed-supposed

So this wouldn't EFFECT any royalties such as when it is played on TV.

In the US Open Andy Roddick chose Cherub Rock to be played
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MONTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! again, affect and effect are two different words, they are not synonyms.

i wasn't trying to be rude. and asking you here SEEM fine to me.

seem-seemed-seemed

http://users.telenet.be/crush/images/DSCF5377.jpg

well, well, well.

i did TO at first but it seems to be the case.

skipgo, why do you think he reads Netphoria?
either 'too' or 'as well'

u SHOULD OF read the thread

http://forums.netphoria.org/showpost.php?p=3331774&postcount=9
http://forums.netphoria.org/showpost.php?p=3331775&postcount=10

:(

http://users.telenet.be/crush/images/DSCF5377.jpg
is that a dollar bill tie? cash money!

BLING BLING!

either 'too' or 'as well'

'too' is actually a better option in that particular sentence. Plus he SHOULD HAVE used commas so it read, "I did, too, at first..." Also, 'it' probably should be 'that' given he seems to be responding to some speculative statement, though I don't think 'it' is entirely inappropriate. I could be wrong, though.

Monte wears a shirt and tie to rock concerts?

Monte wears a shirt and tie to rock concerts?

Kind of amazing Billy still lets him with a mile of him isn't it.

He’s edgy like the hives.

Monte wears a shirt and tie to rock concerts?

i was wearing a suit when he said "looking good monte"

I am autistic and I do just fine

this is monte when he's even more rich than he is today

http://consumerist.com/assets/images/consumerist/2008/09/CarScream.jpg

i was wearing a suit when he said "looking good monte"

seriously you're a little bitch

i was wearing a suit when he said "looking good monte"

what monte doesnt tell us is billy burst into laughter after making that comment

Monte is a young stallion just waiting to be set free upon the plains of ecstasy.

Guys, I am giving up. I tried and I failed. There is no help for him.

Hey Monte how does it feel to mutilate your language like you do on an everyday basis? Aren't you - ashamed?

on *an* everyday basis

God I wish I had a money tie...

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/career.gif