View Full Version : i got a cat


yo soy el mejor
08-25-2008, 10:38 AM
it's white and i named her eleanor. she really likes me. once i lay down she'll come sleep on my pillow. sometimes she even lets me cuddle her. i bought her some toys but she didnt even like them. she pooped on my floor once but now she uses her litterbox. uhm.. i dont have any pictures. a girl at my work gave her to me cause her cat had kittens. shes like two months so she isnt that tiny. i like that she isnt all craZy and stupid. shes pretty calm for a kitten.

maoi
08-25-2008, 10:50 AM
Maan thats old news

maoi
08-25-2008, 10:51 AM
its not even a girl cat!

yo soy el mejor
08-25-2008, 10:55 AM
yeah i know. but i dont want to complicate the story. and btw i didnt find out he was a boy until after i named him!

:]

ohnoitsbonnie
08-25-2008, 11:17 AM
Hi eleanor!!

Debaser
08-25-2008, 11:23 AM
i like that she isnt all craZy and stupid. shes pretty calm for a kitten.

just wait.


you should get him a buddy kitten, to prevent him from going crazy.

Floppy Nono
08-25-2008, 12:06 PM
Eleanor you've lost me in a haze of wine and cocaine

duovamp
08-25-2008, 12:24 PM
This thread was infinitely more hilarious when I wasn't sure we were talking about a feline.

Esty
08-25-2008, 01:02 PM
I can't wait until you come crying about how your cat ate one or all of your pet rats.

Floppy Nono
08-25-2008, 02:12 PM
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maoi
08-25-2008, 08:48 PM
bump

yoshinobu's revenge
08-25-2008, 08:50 PM
so lauren has a cat

MrPantyFAce
08-25-2008, 10:48 PM
good to hear you have a nice cat... theres some real sucky cats out there. the one living here uses me all the time, ive tried to love it in many ways and yet it still treats me like this.

Shallowed
08-26-2008, 01:11 AM
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That cat is a frikki'n coward. You can see that rat could beat the shit out of it and the cat would be like "AHHH NO PLEASE DON'T HURT MEEE"

The Jesus
08-26-2008, 03:32 AM
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/9469/picsstfujd2.gif

yo soy el mejor
08-26-2008, 11:45 AM
her favorite thing to play with is a tootsie pop. it's hilarious to watch her. last night she slept on my back.

Geek USA
08-26-2008, 11:46 AM
hey lauren.. can natalie (agenda suicide) and i come over sometime next month and have a port with you and your cat?

hnibos
08-26-2008, 11:47 AM
her favorite thing to play with is a tootsie pop. it's hilarious to watch her. last night she slept on my back.

isn't that annoying? When my dog does that I'm all paranoid I'm gonna wake up to find her dead under me.

yo soy el mejor
08-26-2008, 11:49 AM
hey lauren.. can natalie (agenda suicide) and i come over sometime next month and have a port with you and your cat?
uhm hell yeah. hopefully by then i will own rock band and pictionary.

yo soy el mejor
08-26-2008, 11:51 AM
isn't that annoying? When my dog does that I'm all paranoid I'm gonna wake up to find her dead under me.
it doesnt annoy me at all. i think its sweet. for the most part i dont move around in my sleep. i woke up this morning and she was watching me from a pile of clothes i have thrown on a chair. she loves me. when i come home she's at the window and when she sees me she starts to meow. im like NO KITTY NO. SOMEONE MIGHT SEE YOU!

oh and i bought a sort of bright night light so she can see at night. i dont like how bright it is but i get to sleep so its whatever. she has to put up with my music. so we're even.

Nimrod's Son
08-26-2008, 12:34 PM
jesus, who else could be so stupid as to be unable to determine the sex of their cat?

derp derp penis. derp derp vagina.

Geek USA
08-26-2008, 12:35 PM
she probably watches you hoping you'd die so she doesn't have to listen to avril at max volume anymore

yo soy el mejor
08-26-2008, 12:40 PM
the genitalia was furry. everyone i asked to check it out had a hard time telling as well. the balls havent dropped yet or something. for all i know im wrong and eleanor IS a girl. i should change his/her name to sue.

Ol' Couch Ass
08-26-2008, 02:02 PM
That cat is going to have some serious gender confusion issues unless you handle the situation promptly. Next thing you know your cat is going to have one of your rats down a well while sulking around your apartment with his dick tucked between his legs listening to q lazzarus

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yo soy el mejor
08-26-2008, 02:52 PM
we were actually listening to q lazzarus the other day.

the other day i was watching something funny on television and i said HEY KITTY COME CHECK THIS OUT and she came running. then she just fell asleep on my lap.

ohnoitsbonnie
08-26-2008, 06:03 PM
Lauren has mice >:[

ohnoitsbonnie
08-26-2008, 06:04 PM
Can vanilla cat and eleanor have a playdate?

yo soy el mejor
08-27-2008, 08:33 PM
my cat doesnt play with anyone but me!

Travis Meeks
08-27-2008, 08:39 PM
Lauren, post another video of you talking like that pineapple video thing.

Thanks.

yo soy el mejor
08-27-2008, 08:42 PM
maybe this weekend. im kinda busy doing my homework right now. >_<

yo soy el mejor
08-27-2008, 08:44 PM
i dont want everyone ragging on my lisp though.

Travis Meeks
08-27-2008, 09:18 PM
It's awesome! If anybody makes fun of you I'll edit their posts into glowing praise for you.

yo soy el mejor
08-28-2008, 01:02 PM
:blush:


i wish you guys could have seen her sitting in the chair and watching television last night. 2cute4words.
i took a picture but i cant post it right now. im going to inundate this board with cat pics the first chance i get!

alexthestampede
08-28-2008, 01:08 PM
what's your cat got to do with me?
i got a cat
im not trying to hear that see

celluloid_love
08-28-2008, 01:13 PM
le chat