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mayday
08-24-2008, 06:30 PM
What are you grateful for?

the beautiful people in my life

color and sound

today

if you dont want to say you can just think to yourself

http://www.gratefulness.org/

Shapan
08-24-2008, 06:32 PM
ill be grateful when you are dead.

ravenguy2000
08-24-2008, 06:34 PM
ill be grateful when you and your entire family is dead.

ohnoitsbonnie
08-24-2008, 06:45 PM
Rats in my bed, rats on the street, rats on my shoulder, rats in my hair, rats licking my salty toes, rats chewing my clothing, rats in my pants, rats in my oatmeal, rats on my siblings, rats in the couch, rats giving me kisses, rats climbing on my curtains, rats snuggling with me on cold nights, rats sharing food with me, rats accepting me into their nests, rats scurrying and scampering all over me, rats on my dog, rats on my cats, rats on the table, rats on the chairs, rats on my friends, rats onh mykejboard,k, rats on my lap, rats in the sun, rats in the trees, rats on my windows, rats at my door, rats in my america, rats cleaning my nails, rats sleeping on me, rats climbing my pant legs up to my shoulder, rats grooming their babies, rats grooming me, rat cooking me vichyssoise, rats rats rats rats

hnibos
08-24-2008, 06:46 PM
fuck this thread

ravenguy2000
08-24-2008, 06:48 PM
*thrust thrust thrust*

sppunk
08-24-2008, 06:58 PM
I'm grateful for blowjobs.

Banana
08-24-2008, 07:01 PM
I'm grateful for the nfl season starting soon.

???
08-24-2008, 07:02 PM
Rats in my bed, rats on the street, rats on my shoulder, rats in my hair, rats licking my salty toes, rats chewing my clothing, rats in my pants, rats in my oatmeal, rats on my siblings, rats in the couch, rats giving me kisses, rats climbing on my curtains, rats snuggling with me on cold nights, rats sharing food with me, rats accepting me into their nests, rats scurrying and scampering all over me, rats on my dog, rats on my cats, rats on the table, rats on the chairs, rats on my friends, rats onh mykejboard,k, rats on my lap, rats in the sun, rats in the trees, rats on my windows, rats at my door, rats in my america, rats cleaning my nails, rats sleeping on me, rats climbing my pant legs up to my shoulder, rats grooming their babies, rats grooming me, rat cooking me vichyssoise, rats rats rats rats

what is it about rats that you like so much? what makes them better than mice or other rodents?

mayday
08-24-2008, 07:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/user/Gratefulness :)

sppunk
08-24-2008, 07:15 PM
You aren't grateful for oral sex, mayday?

I mean oral sex from your significant other, in a committed relationship.

mayday
08-24-2008, 07:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouwrgEU1a8A

mayday
08-24-2008, 07:21 PM
i am grateful for intimacy

sppunk
08-24-2008, 07:23 PM
What about apple harvests? Apple harvest season is approaching, for which I'm grateful.

mayday
08-24-2008, 07:27 PM
i am grateful for apple harvests :) i was just planning one today with my cousin

mayday
08-24-2008, 07:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onFQ_dbNjfQ&feature=related

barden
08-24-2008, 07:31 PM
I think PJ like them rats too:
they don't eat, don't sleep
they don't feed, they don't seethe
bare their gums when they moan and squeak
lick the dirt off a larger one's feet
they don't push, don't crowd
congregate until they're much too loud
fuck to procreate till they are dead
drink the blood of their so called best friend
they don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
don't pack themselves together and run as one
don't shit where they're not supposed to
don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare
they don't scam, don't fight
don't oppress an equals given rights
starve the poor so they can be well fed
line their holes with the dead ones bread
they don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
don't pack themselves together and run as one
don't shit where they're not supposed to
don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare...
they don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
don't pack themselves together and run as one
don't shit where they're not supposed to
don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare...
rats...they don't compare
rats...they don't compare
ben, the two of us need look no more
ben, the two of us need look no more


They also did this song. Its a remix by DJ me:
all these...
i got rats
i got rats in my room
rats in my bed
rats in my ears
their eggs in my head
rats in my pockets
rats in my shoes
rats in the way i feel about you
rats on my window
trying to get in
they don't go nowhere
waiting, waiting...
rats on my ceiling
crowded the floor
standing, sitting, kneeling...
a few block the door
and now the question's:
do i kill them?
become their friend?
do i eat them?
raw or well done?
do i trick them?
i don't think they're that dumb
do i join them?
looks like that's the one
i got rats on my skin
tickle my nausea
i let it happen again
they're always takin' over
i see they surround me, i see...
see them deciding my fate
oh, that which was once...was once up to me...
now it's too late
i got rats in my room...one on one
that's when i had a chance
i'll just stop now
i'll become naked
and with the...i'll become one

cork_soaker
08-24-2008, 07:32 PM
i am grateful for aveeno anti-itch concentrated lotion

barden
08-24-2008, 07:46 PM
I am grateful for vagina.
Vagina and boobs.

laradelocke
08-24-2008, 07:55 PM
Aussie Mega Shampoo and Conditioner......

Hate the Hater
08-24-2008, 10:10 PM
I'm grateful for tasteful nudes from mayday

Ever
08-25-2008, 12:35 AM
I'm grateful for the love jesus bestows on me every day

JokeyLoki
08-25-2008, 12:37 AM
I'm grateful for my husband, my friends, my church, and my job. Working for myself rules :cool:

Floppy Nono
08-25-2008, 12:42 AM
i'm grateful that this thread sucks dick

Floppy Nono
08-25-2008, 12:49 AM
no but seriously i am grateful that i still have one last chance.

Ol' Couch Ass
08-25-2008, 01:04 AM
I think this thread is a little bit early... it isn't dinnertime at Thanksgiving yet therefore I refuse to say what I'm thankful for, pilgrim.

Floppy Nono
08-25-2008, 01:05 AM
it's thanksgiving on maydays planet

I'm Hardcore
08-25-2008, 01:19 AM
anal sex and whiskey

Lucy Sky Diamonds
08-25-2008, 09:29 AM
Rats in my bed, rats on the street, rats on my shoulder, rats in my hair, rats licking my salty toes, rats chewing my clothing, rats in my pants, rats in my oatmeal, rats on my siblings, rats in the couch, rats giving me kisses, rats climbing on my curtains, rats snuggling with me on cold nights, rats sharing food with me, rats accepting me into their nests, rats scurrying and scampering all over me, rats on my dog, rats on my cats, rats on the table, rats on the chairs, rats on my friends, rats onh mykejboard,k, rats on my lap, rats in the sun, rats in the trees, rats on my windows, rats at my door, rats in my america, rats cleaning my nails, rats sleeping on me, rats climbing my pant legs up to my shoulder, rats grooming their babies, rats grooming me, rat cooking me vichyssoise, rats rats rats rats

Sounds pretty good to me. :love:

Geek USA
08-25-2008, 01:55 PM
negative pregnancy tests.

Mo
08-25-2008, 01:58 PM
I just heard today that 22% of the Viennese people recently said they wouldn't believe in any higher power; for that I'm grateful.

Deadeyes
08-25-2008, 02:27 PM
Being part of a great farce

duovamp
08-25-2008, 02:34 PM
Grateful for feelin' fiiiinnnne......

tcm
08-25-2008, 02:41 PM
i am grateful for the urge to dance!

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duovamp
08-25-2008, 02:46 PM
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I'm pretty grateful for this.

Caine Walker
08-25-2008, 02:46 PM
anal sex and whiskey

wow, me too.

Rockin' Cherub
08-26-2008, 10:27 AM
oh man i wish i was mayday

aurel
08-26-2008, 03:00 PM
L casei immunitas and rigidity molecules.

mayday
08-26-2008, 09:15 PM
i'm grateful for going fishing with a best friend

ohnoitsbonnie
08-26-2008, 09:25 PM
what is it about rats that you like so much? what makes them better than mice or other rodents?

They are the most domesticated rodents one can have as pets. They are easily trained and almost seem to accept you as family. Because of their heritage getting one to bite you is very very difficult. I have a dog and cats and while I think them they aren't nearly as intelligent or nice as my rats. For example, my dog gets a piece of glass in her paw- she bites me. Resents me for trying to get it out. My first rat Sadie hurts her toe and is bleeding everywhere, is in a lot of pain but still lets me handle her wound and doesn't bite one bit. She seems to almost appreciate my presence. They also smell better than cats and dogs and all those other pets -_-

tl;dr Rats are nicer, smarter, and smell better than all of the other house pets and other various rodents

ohnoitsbonnie
08-26-2008, 09:26 PM
Mice are cool too but they're just really tiny. I held one once and it just jumped EVERYWHERE. They are a lot different

maoi
08-26-2008, 09:39 PM
they are also quite edible

ohnoitsbonnie
08-26-2008, 09:41 PM
Om nom nom nom nom

mayday
08-26-2008, 09:44 PM
i am grateful for my bunnies =)

ohnoitsbonnie
08-26-2008, 10:16 PM
Hey thanks mayday

Shallowed
08-27-2008, 03:30 AM
I am grateful that the rumour about my girlfriend cheating on me was just a rumour.