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alexthestampede
08-23-2008, 08:51 PM
2 fags get on a plane from Los Angeles to New York, so, they got on the plane and the first gay wants to cut the crap and "do it" right there, the other one says "no no lets wait till its dark, people might notice now" so, it got dark, and the first gay says again "come on its dark now lets do it", the other one says "wait, let me ask a neutral question that wouldnt offend anybody to see if anyone is still awake" so he asks "can I get a coca cola?", nobody answers, so what the heck, they'll "do it", so the next morning people are leaving the plane, stewardess asks some random guy how was their flight, the guy answers "it was a bit chilli at night" stewardess asks "well why didnt you ask for a blanket?" the guy answers "I'm not gonna ask for a blanket, some guy asked for a coca cola and he got fucked hard"

Mo
08-23-2008, 08:56 PM
You're a joke.

Floppy Nono
08-23-2008, 09:07 PM
guy walks into a bar and says to me "i haven't had a bite in weeks" so i rape the shit out of him until he shuts the fuck up.

SlingeroGuitaro
08-23-2008, 09:09 PM
how do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?


you pull him off and suck his dick

???
08-23-2008, 09:50 PM
did you hear about the dwarf who got mugged? how could anyone stoop so low!

???
08-23-2008, 09:51 PM
however shit your life is, its better than being an egg. you get laid once, smashed once, and the only bird who'll sit on your face is your mum.

Deadeyes
08-23-2008, 09:52 PM
What wit

Hate the Hater
08-23-2008, 11:01 PM
"do it"

D.
08-24-2008, 02:24 AM
knock knock
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Interrupting cow.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO!

killtrocity
08-24-2008, 02:48 AM
the only bird who'll sit on your face is your mum.

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BumbleBeeMouth
08-24-2008, 03:27 AM
2 fags get on a plane from Los Angeles to New York, so, they got on the plane and the first gay wants to cut the crap and "do it" right there, the other one says "no no lets wait till its dark, people might notice now" so, it got dark, and the first gay says again "come on its dark now lets do it", the other one says "wait, let me ask a neutral question that wouldnt offend anybody to see if anyone is still awake" so he asks "can I get a coca cola?", nobody answers, so what the heck, they'll "do it", so the next morning people are leaving the plane, stewardess asks some random guy how was their flight, the guy answers "it was a bit chilli at night" stewardess asks "well why didnt you ask for a blanket?" the guy answers "I'm not gonna ask for a blanket, some guy asked for a coca cola and he got fucked hard"

was that intentional?

shannon
08-24-2008, 07:43 AM
how do mexicans get into the mall?

they go through Borders

Mo
08-24-2008, 07:53 AM
knock knock
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Who is there?

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Interrupting cow.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO!

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laradelocke
08-24-2008, 08:10 AM
knock knock
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MOOOOOOOOOOO!

Haha..thats my 3 year old nephews favourite joke.

exactlythesame
08-24-2008, 08:15 AM
how do mexicans get into the mall?

they go through Borders

lol it's funny cause they're immigrants

shannon
08-24-2008, 08:16 AM
:erm:

aurel
08-24-2008, 08:26 AM
What's yellow and smells like bananas?

















Monkey vomit.

Thaniel Buckner
08-24-2008, 09:31 AM
what you get when you cut a dead baby open with a letter opener




















































an erection

BumbleBeeMouth
08-24-2008, 10:43 AM
oh i know a few of these!!!


whats the difference between a truck full of...

hang on i think i've done this one

waltermcphilp
08-24-2008, 11:21 AM
let's play 'Titanic' - i yell "ICEBURG!" and you go down.

aurel
08-24-2008, 11:32 AM
what you get when you cut a dead baby open with a letter opener...

Funny because it's true.

barden
08-24-2008, 04:04 PM
Whats red and sits in a corner?



A naughty strawberry.


What did one Chineese fly say to another?
WASSUP'BEE!?

???
08-24-2008, 04:26 PM
Whats red and sits in a corner?



A naughty strawberry.


What did one Chineese fly say to another?
WASSUP'BEE!?


those are just fucking shit.

wasabi is japanese

barden
08-24-2008, 04:32 PM
They band tour jokes. I stoled them.
Band tour jokes are the BEST!

Of course wasabi is Japanese. The Chinese were having a laugh at their expense! Pffft!

???
08-24-2008, 04:55 PM
oh

barden
08-24-2008, 05:46 PM
those are just THE fucking shit.

wasabi is japanese

You are corrected, SIR!

redbull
08-24-2008, 07:00 PM
whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari

i don't have sex in a ferrari on a daily basis

alexthestampede
08-24-2008, 08:40 PM
a good sense of humor is a rare find

D.
08-24-2008, 11:32 PM
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i fucking love these dudes. i added them on myspace and i never do that with people i don't know IRL.

june_soma
08-24-2008, 11:43 PM
This joke is not compatible with "Rocket Queen". Curiously enough.

RenewRevive
08-25-2008, 10:22 AM
disgraced paedophile popster gary glitter gets re-admitted back into the UK. on a tip the police raid his place. in the kitchen they find class A drugs, in the bathroom class B and in the bedroom Class 4b.

yo soy el mejor
08-25-2008, 10:29 AM
2 fags get on a plane from Los Angeles to New York, so, they got on the plane and the first gay wants to cut the crap and "do it" right there, the other one says "no no lets wait till its dark, people might notice now" so, it got dark, and the first gay says again "come on its dark now lets do it", the other one says "wait, let me ask a neutral question that wouldnt offend anybody to see if anyone is still awake" so he asks "can I get a coca cola?", nobody answers, so what the heck, they'll "do it", so the next morning people are leaving the plane, stewardess asks some random guy how was their flight, the guy answers "it was a bit chilli at night" stewardess asks "well why didnt you ask for a blanket?" the guy answers "I'm not gonna ask for a blanket, some guy asked for a coca cola and he got fucked hard"

lol

The Jesus
08-26-2008, 03:46 AM
Go feed your cat.